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Bria LaVorgna
@chaosbria.com
she/her 🏳️‍🌈 | Nerdy, mixed race Asian writer who lifts weights | Cosplayer & Seamstress

Bylines: Star Wars, Marvel Comics, The She Series Book

The OG Inferno Squad and Doctor Aphra fan. Chief Bellara Romancer of the Dragon Age Community Council. 💙🦁
Does lettuce, tomato, and pickles on a burger count as eating a vegetable today? Asking for a friend.
January 10, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Local Woman forgot her hat and would like to propose a new CRL: Off-duty TIE Pilot (welcome to the blaster show)

Hi MAGFest! Come see the 501st in the charity section and Blast-A-Trooper for charity!
January 10, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Me: Is this beanie an Antivan Crows beanie?

Artist, wearing a Lucanis shirt: Technically no but I have the Crows in my heart when I was designing it.

Me: Excellent. I’ll take it.
January 10, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Made it to MAGFest! Come by and say hi to Doctor Aphra and maybe Blast-A-Trooper for charity. The 501st is helping raise money for Child’s Play all weekend.
January 9, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Honestly, it's going to be a miracle if I get done what I need to get done in the next 49 minutes before I'm supposed to log off of work and bolt over to MAGFest and make it there with my badge and to the table by the start of my shift.
January 9, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.
Just days into 2026, the killing of 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good by a federal immigration officer in Minneapolis, Minnesota, has sparked protests around the US.

If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.
How to Protest Safely in the Age of Surveillance
Law enforcement has more tools than ever to track your movements and access your communications. Here’s how to protect your privacy if you plan to protest.
www.wired.com
January 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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Talk to Hawke about his mother.

Ask him who went "too far."

It doesn't take all mages to cause this.

#DragonAge #Hawke #BethanyHawke #Fanart
January 8, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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Hey friends, going to be honest here: I am not doing great.

Things have escalated here in Minneapolis. Badly.

While there may be additional ways to help (making noise to your electeds? I'm not sure what that would look like) here are two places that could use any extra dollars you have... 1/
January 7, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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I don’t have a full-time job at the moment and am looking to pick up freelance work! Let me write book reviews and recommendations, pop culture criticism, or geek news for YOU in 2026. My work has been enjoyed on Den of Geek, the official Star Wars site, The Mary Sue, and more. 🚀
January 6, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Wild that today I am grateful for a fire (false) alarm because that's the only reason I saw daylight for more than a literal minute today.
January 7, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I am "grateful I live alone so no one hears the noises I make on the floor while trying to stretch and fix my body that's cranky at me for unknown reasons" years old.
January 6, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Good morning! My dayjob inbox is a disaster and I have a freelance-adjacent task I have been putting off for weeks that I have to get done today so on top of gym nonsense this morning, it is a very Monday-Monday.
January 5, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I know it’s a cliche but also oh god the first week of January, especially the first Monday, at the gym may be actual hell for a habitual gym goer.
January 5, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Hey chat do we think my HoA will be cool with it if I put giant Antivan Crow statues like these by my doors or nah?
January 5, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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On this, the birthday of JRR #Tolkien, this #LotR quote has never been more relevant:

Frodo: I wish none of this had happened.

Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.
January 3, 2026 at 5:44 PM
The world is (yet again) an absolute mess but at least I think I’m making 36 look pretty good?
January 3, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I have so much to do but I've spent my day so far helping out a friend, at the gym, and now cleaning my house (still not done) and I'm tired so I'm just gonna lie on the couch and play a video game while I wait for laundry to finish and feel bad about it later.
January 2, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Alright. This is where we’re starting. I swear to god that I’m going to get pull ups this year even if it kills me
January 2, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Good morning from the gym where I have gotten my regularly scheduled humbling as the extremely strong guy working out beside me is doing my max as his warm up set 😅
January 2, 2026 at 2:35 PM
I spent a not insignificant portion of my day with dogs and in nature and, despite freezing due to the nature part, that was probably a good thing for me.
January 1, 2026 at 10:27 PM
I honestly don't know how I feel about the last thing I write in 2025 being my grandmother's obituary but also it somehow feels appropriate for this absolute rubbish of a year.
January 1, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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365/365
December 31, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Okay but what if I just dropped all my costume plans for Katsu and made a Sailor scout Bellara?
December 31, 2025 at 9:12 PM