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Marcus Strypes @chaoticmarko.bsky.social · May 29

Went non-verbal at work where communication is sort of important and the more I force myself to talk the louder I get help what do I do 😭💔

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Paul Tobin @paultobin.bsky.social · May 28

This is the best team crossover video I've ever seen.

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Marcus Strypes @chaoticmarko.bsky.social · May 23

My worm on a string OC's are multiplying help

There will be more, and they are ready for battle (artfight @/ChaoticMarko)

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🐀Rat Daddy🐁 YOUMA SOON @threeratmoon.bsky.social · May 14

what a face

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Marcus Strypes @chaoticmarko.bsky.social · May 10

I updated my persona's refsheet on my UnVale! (ChaoticMarko) check it out if you'd like :P

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Marcus Strypes @chaoticmarko.bsky.social · Apr 15

I'd rather have a friend identify with an alien gender, go by gleep/glorp/glorps pronouns, and glorps new name being Glarpy than not accept glorp. It's not that hard.

Being silly and identifying with silly genders is fun and cringe./pos

Cringe is fun. Being cringe is being free. #aliengender

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Kurayami neko @kurayamineko.bsky.social · Apr 14

different story part (sorry i abandoned this comic due to school)

#art #comicwip #ibispaintx #digitalart

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Marcus Strypes @chaoticmarko.bsky.social · Feb 20

Say "we're pregnant!" And no one bats an eye.

Say "men can get pregnant" SOCIETY GOES WILD

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Marcus Strypes @chaoticmarko.bsky.social · Feb 15

I'm happy I live in 2025 cause imagine saying it's 2125. It just feels so wrong and unsatisfying to say imo LMAOOO

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Marcus Strypes @chaoticmarko.bsky.social · Feb 15

Roses are red
Violets are blue

Never working a 9 hour shift on valentines day at McDonalds ever again

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Marcus Strypes @chaoticmarko.bsky.social · Feb 13

Just a fun thought

Marcus Strypes @chaoticmarko.bsky.social · Feb 13

Real life dragons would be cool but imagine you're walking around maybe in a forest or a cave and you see this massive freaking shed if their skin. You better pray that shed isn't fresh. (Ik they'd "shed" like us, to the point you don't even notice but still lol)

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Marcus Strypes @chaoticmarko.bsky.social · Feb 5

Egg

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Marcus Strypes @chaoticmarko.bsky.social · Feb 4

YALL GUESS WHO JUST GOT A JOB AT MCDONALDS EVEN THOUGH I DONT FUCKING SUPPORT THAT GENOCIDE SUPPORTING PIECE OF SHIT CORPORATION BUT I NEED THE FUCKING MONEY AGAHGSJDHDND

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Marcus Strypes @chaoticmarko.bsky.social · Feb 2

TW: DISGUSTING MOLD LMAO

I kept forgetting about uhhh... my mug... that was next to my bed... uhh... sooo... I created a bunch of ecosystems.... I'm a father now I guess

Marcus Strypes @chaoticmarko.bsky.social · Feb 1

I took a nap, and ya'll I did not expect to have a dream about a furry animator that makes fetish content on YouTube. It went from feet to farts to all different disgusting shit. Please gimme a tutorial on how to clean my brain 😭😭😭

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Marcus Strypes @chaoticmarko.bsky.social · Jan 29

I'm just saying the word "chillax" sounds like the name of a laxative

Concerned recruiter: I meant fun facts about yourself

Marcus Strypes @chaoticmarko.bsky.social · Jan 17

Speaking of concerts Glaive is having a concert in Prague in my birthday teehee 😍😍

Marcus Strypes @chaoticmarko.bsky.social · Jan 17

My sister is going to an ADO CONCERT I AM SOBBING I WISH HER THE FUCKING BEST 😭✨️✨️

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Marcus Strypes @chaoticmarko.bsky.social · Jan 17

My sister is going to an ADO CONCERT I AM SOBBING I WISH HER THE FUCKING BEST 😭✨️✨️

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Marcus Strypes @chaoticmarko.bsky.social · Jan 16

Me vibing to your music rn

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Marcus Strypes @chaoticmarko.bsky.social · Jan 11

Happy birthday, you dense, dense boy

#ShotoTodoroki #happybdayShoto
#mha #bnha

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Marcus Strypes @chaoticmarko.bsky.social · Jan 8

I really wanna get a job so I can spoil my partner to death, but after about 100+ applications, I am legit considering applying to McDonald's with shit pay 🤧🤧😭