Stefan Green
@charax.bsky.social
I can wire anything directly into anything!
Who the fuck starts setting off fireworks at 4:30 on the 4th??
November 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Who the fuck starts setting off fireworks at 4:30 on the 4th??
The entire concept of a "Twitch Con" is insane to me:
"Oh, you've spent thousands of hours in your basement developing a parasocial relationship with a girl on a screen while your actual social skills atrophy? Pay us money and we'll let you get within smelling distance of her"
"Oh, you've spent thousands of hours in your basement developing a parasocial relationship with a girl on a screen while your actual social skills atrophy? Pay us money and we'll let you get within smelling distance of her"
October 19, 2025 at 8:47 AM
The entire concept of a "Twitch Con" is insane to me:
"Oh, you've spent thousands of hours in your basement developing a parasocial relationship with a girl on a screen while your actual social skills atrophy? Pay us money and we'll let you get within smelling distance of her"
"Oh, you've spent thousands of hours in your basement developing a parasocial relationship with a girl on a screen while your actual social skills atrophy? Pay us money and we'll let you get within smelling distance of her"
So when I moved in I got a temporary 5g router from Three to use until my Vodafone fibre got put in.
Turns out Three's broadband can't be cancelled online, and fuck phone calls, so I've been paying a nominal fee for broadband I haven't used for 2 years.
Today that has finally paid off
Turns out Three's broadband can't be cancelled online, and fuck phone calls, so I've been paying a nominal fee for broadband I haven't used for 2 years.
Today that has finally paid off
October 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
So when I moved in I got a temporary 5g router from Three to use until my Vodafone fibre got put in.
Turns out Three's broadband can't be cancelled online, and fuck phone calls, so I've been paying a nominal fee for broadband I haven't used for 2 years.
Today that has finally paid off
Turns out Three's broadband can't be cancelled online, and fuck phone calls, so I've been paying a nominal fee for broadband I haven't used for 2 years.
Today that has finally paid off
Reposted by Stefan Green
🔍 Attention all Inquisitor players! Our new 54mm scale range is here, and these hand-selected sculpts are absolute stunners! 🌟 New releases every week, exclusively at Hamster Foundry. Explore the collection now—link in the bio! 🎨🖌️ #Inquisitor #TabletopGaming #Miniatures #54mm #3DPrinting
January 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
🔍 Attention all Inquisitor players! Our new 54mm scale range is here, and these hand-selected sculpts are absolute stunners! 🌟 New releases every week, exclusively at Hamster Foundry. Explore the collection now—link in the bio! 🎨🖌️ #Inquisitor #TabletopGaming #Miniatures #54mm #3DPrinting
I just bought three new micro SD cards because I have a ton of raspberry pis but can't find the cards for them.
The cards are out for delivery
I've literally just found two of the old ones
The cards are out for delivery
I've literally just found two of the old ones
September 28, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I just bought three new micro SD cards because I have a ton of raspberry pis but can't find the cards for them.
The cards are out for delivery
I've literally just found two of the old ones
The cards are out for delivery
I've literally just found two of the old ones
One of my favourite things about Home Assistant is being able to buy random cheap crap and make it all work together.
Found some cheap Knocki sensors from CeX? Compatible
Aliexpress Zigbee USB controller? Compatible
Cheaper-than-Hue random Chinese smart bulbs? Compatible!
Can't wait to find more!
Found some cheap Knocki sensors from CeX? Compatible
Aliexpress Zigbee USB controller? Compatible
Cheaper-than-Hue random Chinese smart bulbs? Compatible!
Can't wait to find more!
September 10, 2025 at 9:50 AM
One of my favourite things about Home Assistant is being able to buy random cheap crap and make it all work together.
Found some cheap Knocki sensors from CeX? Compatible
Aliexpress Zigbee USB controller? Compatible
Cheaper-than-Hue random Chinese smart bulbs? Compatible!
Can't wait to find more!
Found some cheap Knocki sensors from CeX? Compatible
Aliexpress Zigbee USB controller? Compatible
Cheaper-than-Hue random Chinese smart bulbs? Compatible!
Can't wait to find more!
Reposted by Stefan Green
@meowkavian.bsky.social I just stumbled upon your vtm Obsidian vault, it's awesome! It's saved me a whole bunch of time
August 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
@meowkavian.bsky.social I just stumbled upon your vtm Obsidian vault, it's awesome! It's saved me a whole bunch of time
Perturbed at the machine
Slightly diminish a band: About as Good as Ezra
August 13, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Perturbed at the machine
Aside from Discovery and Enterprise, Q has appeared on every live action #StarTrek series:
TOS: Trelane is a Q
TNG: Lots
DS9: Punched by Sisko
Voyager: Lots
Picard: whole season
SNW: Trelane is a Q
Disco: Mentioned only
Also showed up in Lower Decks
Which is awesome, I love Q, just a funny thought
TOS: Trelane is a Q
TNG: Lots
DS9: Punched by Sisko
Voyager: Lots
Picard: whole season
SNW: Trelane is a Q
Disco: Mentioned only
Also showed up in Lower Decks
Which is awesome, I love Q, just a funny thought
August 8, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Aside from Discovery and Enterprise, Q has appeared on every live action #StarTrek series:
TOS: Trelane is a Q
TNG: Lots
DS9: Punched by Sisko
Voyager: Lots
Picard: whole season
SNW: Trelane is a Q
Disco: Mentioned only
Also showed up in Lower Decks
Which is awesome, I love Q, just a funny thought
TOS: Trelane is a Q
TNG: Lots
DS9: Punched by Sisko
Voyager: Lots
Picard: whole season
SNW: Trelane is a Q
Disco: Mentioned only
Also showed up in Lower Decks
Which is awesome, I love Q, just a funny thought
So in the in-universe decades between #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds and the TNG episode "Elementary, Dear Data", Starfleet never fixed the "if you ask the holodeck to challenge YOU instead of your CHARACTER the system will eat resources and trap users inside with safeties off" bug.
DECADES
DECADES
July 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
So in the in-universe decades between #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds and the TNG episode "Elementary, Dear Data", Starfleet never fixed the "if you ask the holodeck to challenge YOU instead of your CHARACTER the system will eat resources and trap users inside with safeties off" bug.
DECADES
DECADES
did Strange New Worlds just call the guy who does the scans Lieutenant Scannell?
July 24, 2025 at 6:47 AM
did Strange New Worlds just call the guy who does the scans Lieutenant Scannell?
So I may or may not have bought two Saturnine boxes despite having no interest in half the contents and also not really being into playing Heresy games...
I just love me some egg terminators and giant dreadnoughts, sue me
#warhammer #saturnine #horusheresy #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k
I just love me some egg terminators and giant dreadnoughts, sue me
#warhammer #saturnine #horusheresy #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k
July 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
So I may or may not have bought two Saturnine boxes despite having no interest in half the contents and also not really being into playing Heresy games...
I just love me some egg terminators and giant dreadnoughts, sue me
#warhammer #saturnine #horusheresy #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k
I just love me some egg terminators and giant dreadnoughts, sue me
#warhammer #saturnine #horusheresy #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k
Oh OK, so the UK is just going full balls-out racist mode then huh?
May 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Oh OK, so the UK is just going full balls-out racist mode then huh?
#DoctorWhoSpoilers well that was better than Space Babies
- Love that Belinda doesn't trust the Doctor and calls him out
- The polishing robot was cute as hell
- All the retrofuturistic designs were 10/10
- How many people died when the Doctor cut power to the hospital? We didn't see backups kick in
- Love that Belinda doesn't trust the Doctor and calls him out
- The polishing robot was cute as hell
- All the retrofuturistic designs were 10/10
- How many people died when the Doctor cut power to the hospital? We didn't see backups kick in
April 12, 2025 at 8:00 AM
#DoctorWhoSpoilers well that was better than Space Babies
- Love that Belinda doesn't trust the Doctor and calls him out
- The polishing robot was cute as hell
- All the retrofuturistic designs were 10/10
- How many people died when the Doctor cut power to the hospital? We didn't see backups kick in
- Love that Belinda doesn't trust the Doctor and calls him out
- The polishing robot was cute as hell
- All the retrofuturistic designs were 10/10
- How many people died when the Doctor cut power to the hospital? We didn't see backups kick in
So... Is someone going around picking up all those vibranium quills that Sam's firing all over the place in #captainamericabravenewworld or are we just leaving all this stuff laying around? Some of it tipped with Hulk Blood which is kinda dangerous? I know adamantium is the new hotness but c'mon
February 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
So... Is someone going around picking up all those vibranium quills that Sam's firing all over the place in #captainamericabravenewworld or are we just leaving all this stuff laying around? Some of it tipped with Hulk Blood which is kinda dangerous? I know adamantium is the new hotness but c'mon
Apparently coming home from hospital today. Will be very interesting to see what I can do with #homeassistant to make my limited mobility life easier
January 24, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Apparently coming home from hospital today. Will be very interesting to see what I can do with #homeassistant to make my limited mobility life easier
Hearing a fire alarm go off when you're stuck in hospital with a leg brace is quite the experience (everything is OK)
January 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Hearing a fire alarm go off when you're stuck in hospital with a leg brace is quite the experience (everything is OK)
Controversial opinion but if the grandson of nazis who was named after a nazi who is best friends with a president who openly idolises nazis throws up a gesture that causes both *actual nazis* to celebrate and is being decried by opponents as a nazi salute then maybe, just maybe, it's a Nazi Salute
January 21, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Controversial opinion but if the grandson of nazis who was named after a nazi who is best friends with a president who openly idolises nazis throws up a gesture that causes both *actual nazis* to celebrate and is being decried by opponents as a nazi salute then maybe, just maybe, it's a Nazi Salute
Happy Birthday To Me
I Have Fucked Up My Knee
So I'm 40 in Hospital
And there's no cake for me.
Swear to god my birthday is cursed
I Have Fucked Up My Knee
So I'm 40 in Hospital
And there's no cake for me.
Swear to god my birthday is cursed
January 20, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Happy Birthday To Me
I Have Fucked Up My Knee
So I'm 40 in Hospital
And there's no cake for me.
Swear to god my birthday is cursed
I Have Fucked Up My Knee
So I'm 40 in Hospital
And there's no cake for me.
Swear to god my birthday is cursed
Being stuck in hospital for a while really teaches you what's possible with a phone, unlimited data and a decent home server
January 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Being stuck in hospital for a while really teaches you what's possible with a phone, unlimited data and a decent home server
Reposted by Stefan Green
Not too long ago I discovered that I was that one guy in Nebraska with respect to Home Assistant. I hadn't even realised I had been using my own software at home.
xkcd.com/2347
xkcd.com/2347
Dependency
xkcd.com
January 17, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Not too long ago I discovered that I was that one guy in Nebraska with respect to Home Assistant. I hadn't even realised I had been using my own software at home.
xkcd.com/2347
xkcd.com/2347
#skeletoncrew was pretty good, I'm not a massive Star Wars fan (more of a trekkie, and I prefer the SW TV shows to the movies)
Stephen Fry as the supervisor was delightful
The kids weren't annoying after episode 1
Didn't end on a massive cliffhanger.
My standards might be a bit low but I liked it
Stephen Fry as the supervisor was delightful
The kids weren't annoying after episode 1
Didn't end on a massive cliffhanger.
My standards might be a bit low but I liked it
January 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
#skeletoncrew was pretty good, I'm not a massive Star Wars fan (more of a trekkie, and I prefer the SW TV shows to the movies)
Stephen Fry as the supervisor was delightful
The kids weren't annoying after episode 1
Didn't end on a massive cliffhanger.
My standards might be a bit low but I liked it
Stephen Fry as the supervisor was delightful
The kids weren't annoying after episode 1
Didn't end on a massive cliffhanger.
My standards might be a bit low but I liked it
So with rumours about LEGO putting out #startrek sets next year I thought "hold on, there are already star trek sets", so I checked and unfortunately it looks like Bluebrixx didn't manage to renew their license. Overpriced Lego versions inbound I guess 😭 www.youtube.com/watch?v=18vr...
BlueBrixx Star Trek License Update | Important Announcement
YouTube video by BlueBrixx International
www.youtube.com
December 31, 2024 at 5:09 PM
So with rumours about LEGO putting out #startrek sets next year I thought "hold on, there are already star trek sets", so I checked and unfortunately it looks like Bluebrixx didn't manage to renew their license. Overpriced Lego versions inbound I guess 😭 www.youtube.com/watch?v=18vr...
Look, I'm not saying I'm a nerd but one of the last things I'm doing in 2024 is making #homeassistant look like Star Trek. God I love technology
December 30, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Look, I'm not saying I'm a nerd but one of the last things I'm doing in 2024 is making #homeassistant look like Star Trek. God I love technology