Charlie "Two Chairs" Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈
@charlienotton.bsky.social
Bike-crazed military enthusiast. Salad dodging apprentice old codger. Mostly about #TheArchers. Not a Swindoner.
All follows gratefully considered. What duck?
All follows gratefully considered. What duck?
December 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
December 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
George, George, George, I mean this in a sense of sincere advice:
STOP YOUR PATHETIC WHINGING, YOU FOUL PIECE OF DISTENDED RECTUM!
#TheArchers
STOP YOUR PATHETIC WHINGING, YOU FOUL PIECE OF DISTENDED RECTUM!
#TheArchers
December 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
George, George, George, I mean this in a sense of sincere advice:
STOP YOUR PATHETIC WHINGING, YOU FOUL PIECE OF DISTENDED RECTUM!
#TheArchers
STOP YOUR PATHETIC WHINGING, YOU FOUL PIECE OF DISTENDED RECTUM!
#TheArchers
It's fantastic news?
Hazel has had a massive stroke and is currently lying in a puddle of her own excreta at the EV charging station?
Oh. Just that they can reopen the shop.
#TheArchers
Hazel has had a massive stroke and is currently lying in a puddle of her own excreta at the EV charging station?
Oh. Just that they can reopen the shop.
#TheArchers
December 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It's fantastic news?
Hazel has had a massive stroke and is currently lying in a puddle of her own excreta at the EV charging station?
Oh. Just that they can reopen the shop.
#TheArchers
Hazel has had a massive stroke and is currently lying in a puddle of her own excreta at the EV charging station?
Oh. Just that they can reopen the shop.
#TheArchers
Oh, shut the fuck up about your Mankwold and nettle pizzas, Ian.
They gave everyone depression and the squits.
#TheArchers
They gave everyone depression and the squits.
#TheArchers
December 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Oh, shut the fuck up about your Mankwold and nettle pizzas, Ian.
They gave everyone depression and the squits.
#TheArchers
They gave everyone depression and the squits.
#TheArchers
December 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Back in clink George?
We'll help you pack, off you pop, don't let the door hit you in the arse on the way out.
#TheArchers
We'll help you pack, off you pop, don't let the door hit you in the arse on the way out.
#TheArchers
December 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Back in clink George?
We'll help you pack, off you pop, don't let the door hit you in the arse on the way out.
#TheArchers
We'll help you pack, off you pop, don't let the door hit you in the arse on the way out.
#TheArchers
December 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
December 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
December 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
December 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
December 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
December 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
December 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Indeed, the village shop isn't just about getting goods to people's doors.
It's about doing it at a price only just low enough that the fuel cost isn't worth it.
#TheArchers
It's about doing it at a price only just low enough that the fuel cost isn't worth it.
#TheArchers
December 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Indeed, the village shop isn't just about getting goods to people's doors.
It's about doing it at a price only just low enough that the fuel cost isn't worth it.
#TheArchers
It's about doing it at a price only just low enough that the fuel cost isn't worth it.
#TheArchers
December 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
December 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
December 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Susan wants to talk to Hazel Woolley.
That's it. Go fetch the nice white coat with the arms that do up round the back.
#TheArchers
That's it. Go fetch the nice white coat with the arms that do up round the back.
#TheArchers
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Susan wants to talk to Hazel Woolley.
That's it. Go fetch the nice white coat with the arms that do up round the back.
#TheArchers
That's it. Go fetch the nice white coat with the arms that do up round the back.
#TheArchers
There's a breakthrough for Susan.
"Oh, Neil, you were right all along, our George is a self-serving narcissitic little twunt who needs kicking all the way to the bypass and back!"
#TheArchers
"Oh, Neil, you were right all along, our George is a self-serving narcissitic little twunt who needs kicking all the way to the bypass and back!"
#TheArchers
December 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
There's a breakthrough for Susan.
"Oh, Neil, you were right all along, our George is a self-serving narcissitic little twunt who needs kicking all the way to the bypass and back!"
#TheArchers
"Oh, Neil, you were right all along, our George is a self-serving narcissitic little twunt who needs kicking all the way to the bypass and back!"
#TheArchers
George faces a dilemma.
Another opportunity to do the right thing will doubtless pass him by, unscathed by his attention.
#TheArchers
Another opportunity to do the right thing will doubtless pass him by, unscathed by his attention.
#TheArchers
December 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
George faces a dilemma.
Another opportunity to do the right thing will doubtless pass him by, unscathed by his attention.
#TheArchers
Another opportunity to do the right thing will doubtless pass him by, unscathed by his attention.
#TheArchers
Shark the herald angels sing. #FestiveSeaCreatures #TheArchers
December 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Shark the herald angels sing. #FestiveSeaCreatures #TheArchers
December 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I always said Chris Carter was a fine judge of character, and him not letting George be in the same room as Martha confirms this.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
December 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I always said Chris Carter was a fine judge of character, and him not letting George be in the same room as Martha confirms this.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
December 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM