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Charlie "Two Chairs" Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧
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Bike-crazed military enthusiast. Salad dodging apprentice old codger. Mostly about #TheArchers. Not a Swindoner. All follows gratefully considered. What duck?
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Charlie "Two Chairs" Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 1h
I know! They're the brains of the Grundy outfit!

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Charlie "Two Chairs" Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 1h
Amber: And George, but it'll mop up.

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Charlie "Two Chairs" Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 16h
Saw you from across the galaxy and smegging love your vibe
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Charlie "Two Chairs" Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 17h
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Charlie "Two Chairs" Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 18h
Ian Watkins.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.
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Charlie "Two Chairs" Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 1d
It lost a little after Peter Davison, and they were getting it back after Sylvester McCoy's second season... then they cancelled it...

The revived series has been pretty good, the Eccleston and Tennant era is the best of it and Capaldi and Whittaker were good too.
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Charlie "Two Chairs" Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 1d
It's the dead giveaway that they're going to fly...
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Charlie "Two Chairs" Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 1d
Basically, yes. And they can actually fly now!
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Charlie "Two Chairs" Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 1d
Aaaawwww... spoilsport.

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Charlie "Two Chairs" Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 1d
Oh, I called it when they started planning it. As I recall.

I may be wrong...

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Charlie "Two Chairs" Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 1d
Sadly, they've been able to climb stairs since 1988...
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Charlie "Two Chairs" Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 1d
It was in the episode "Journey's End", the season 4/30 finale, after Martha arrives in Germany with the Osterhagen Key.
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Charlie "Two Chairs" Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 1d
The answer is A, German. The lines spoken are:

“Exterminieren! Exterminieren! Halt! Sonst werden wir Sie exterminieren!”

Which translates into English as:

“Exterminate! Exterminate! Stop! Or we will exterminate you!”

Daleks are such boring conversationalists...

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Charlie "Two Chairs" Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 1d
Nobody came to George's coming out party.

You'd need a heart of purest anthracite not to laugh.

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Charlie "Two Chairs" Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 1d
The people who realise it was for George Bloody Grundy, Amber?

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Charlie "Two Chairs" Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 1d
Heh heh heh.

Did I call it or what?

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Charlie "Two Chairs" Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 1d
Fuckssake... Will, Ed, Eddie, Clarriluv, Emmur, Keira - he's a dreadful oik and a scrote to boot!

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Charlie "Two Chairs" Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 1d
It's the thought that counts George.

Ah. Thinking. Not really your field...

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Charlie "Two Chairs" Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 1d
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Charlie "Two Chairs" Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 1d
No idea who's coming? Invite only?

Tumbleweeds incoming...

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Charlie "Two Chairs" Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 1d
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Charlie "Two Chairs" Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 1d
The charging station, eh?

Wonder who they'll run in to?

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Charlie "Two Chairs" Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 1d
Please, it's Friday night, I don't need a mawkish parable!

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Charlie "Two Chairs" Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 1d
George shutting down his mind can't have been a difficult process...

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Charlie "Two Chairs" Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 1d
All this going on about Bartleby reminds us that the release storyline so far has been pony.

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