Charlie "Two Chairs" Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈
@charlienotton.bsky.social
Bike-crazed military enthusiast. Salad dodging apprentice old codger. Mostly about #TheArchers. Not a Swindoner.
All follows gratefully considered. What duck?
All follows gratefully considered. What duck?
December 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
December 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Leonard, LL is in trust, so the Government isn't proposing to slice and dice Lily's inheritance like they are Josh's...
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
December 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Leonard, LL is in trust, so the Government isn't proposing to slice and dice Lily's inheritance like they are Josh's...
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
"Well, Dr Malik, it's like this, the nasty criminal little scrote we sent into jail has come out as a violent nasty criminal scrote, and we were wondering if you had any tranquillisers..."
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
December 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
"Well, Dr Malik, it's like this, the nasty criminal little scrote we sent into jail has come out as a violent nasty criminal scrote, and we were wondering if you had any tranquillisers..."
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
Hang on.
Fweddie doesn't want LL.
Lily doesn't want LL.
Whatever will become of the stately home...?
#TheArchers
Fweddie doesn't want LL.
Lily doesn't want LL.
Whatever will become of the stately home...?
#TheArchers
December 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Hang on.
Fweddie doesn't want LL.
Lily doesn't want LL.
Whatever will become of the stately home...?
#TheArchers
Fweddie doesn't want LL.
Lily doesn't want LL.
Whatever will become of the stately home...?
#TheArchers
Don't worry, Josh and Lily, Leonard will have your kitchen deep cleaned in a trice, so you two can get on with whatever depraved fever dream filth you were planning...
#TheARchers
#TheARchers
December 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Don't worry, Josh and Lily, Leonard will have your kitchen deep cleaned in a trice, so you two can get on with whatever depraved fever dream filth you were planning...
#TheARchers
#TheARchers
December 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
December 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Yes, Leonard. Ed's had family very close. At arm's length, right behind him and completely in his face in one person's case...
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
December 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Yes, Leonard. Ed's had family very close. At arm's length, right behind him and completely in his face in one person's case...
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
December 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM
December 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Of course it'll be a good move for Khalil to go to Pakistan, Akram!
But have you forgotten Zainab's a girl?
#TheArchers
But have you forgotten Zainab's a girl?
#TheArchers
December 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Of course it'll be a good move for Khalil to go to Pakistan, Akram!
But have you forgotten Zainab's a girl?
#TheArchers
But have you forgotten Zainab's a girl?
#TheArchers
December 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Oh dear, Paul's got the oh nasty.
Needs to be careful, he'll explode into glitter and unicorns if he's not careful.
#TheArchers
Needs to be careful, he'll explode into glitter and unicorns if he's not careful.
#TheArchers
December 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Oh dear, Paul's got the oh nasty.
Needs to be careful, he'll explode into glitter and unicorns if he's not careful.
#TheArchers
Needs to be careful, he'll explode into glitter and unicorns if he's not careful.
#TheArchers
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Leonard steps in to help.
"Oh, a leaky pipe? Yes, I can fix that and you three ought to have been more careful with defrosting your meals the other night and I'll have the shop up and running in no time. Does mean world peace will have to wait until Thursday..."
#TheArchers
"Oh, a leaky pipe? Yes, I can fix that and you three ought to have been more careful with defrosting your meals the other night and I'll have the shop up and running in no time. Does mean world peace will have to wait until Thursday..."
#TheArchers
December 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Leonard steps in to help.
"Oh, a leaky pipe? Yes, I can fix that and you three ought to have been more careful with defrosting your meals the other night and I'll have the shop up and running in no time. Does mean world peace will have to wait until Thursday..."
#TheArchers
"Oh, a leaky pipe? Yes, I can fix that and you three ought to have been more careful with defrosting your meals the other night and I'll have the shop up and running in no time. Does mean world peace will have to wait until Thursday..."
#TheArchers
Ed struggles to do the right thing.
But that'll involve acting against what George wants, and then Emmur will castrate him...
#TheArchers
But that'll involve acting against what George wants, and then Emmur will castrate him...
#TheArchers
December 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Ed struggles to do the right thing.
But that'll involve acting against what George wants, and then Emmur will castrate him...
#TheArchers
But that'll involve acting against what George wants, and then Emmur will castrate him...
#TheArchers
Just caught the bit in #TheWarBetweenTheLandAndTheSea where the Sea Devils dump the #Titanic in New York because it's just rubbish to them.
Missed it in the broadcast...
Missed it in the broadcast...
December 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Just caught the bit in #TheWarBetweenTheLandAndTheSea where the Sea Devils dump the #Titanic in New York because it's just rubbish to them.
Missed it in the broadcast...
Missed it in the broadcast...
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek/Wars, LOTR or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek/Wars, LOTR or Marvel.
Oh, Lily. It's need a major effort on Josh's part to get it to the giddy heights of moribund...
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
December 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Oh, Lily. It's need a major effort on Josh's part to get it to the giddy heights of moribund...
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
December 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Oh no, Paulie, that's just how Emmur looks.
Like a slapped arse during a wet weekend in a thunderstorm.
#TheArchers
Like a slapped arse during a wet weekend in a thunderstorm.
#TheArchers
December 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Oh no, Paulie, that's just how Emmur looks.
Like a slapped arse during a wet weekend in a thunderstorm.
#TheArchers
Like a slapped arse during a wet weekend in a thunderstorm.
#TheArchers
December 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Hang on, Tony can fix PS3s?
As well as tractors and run a full service on his model railway?
#TheArchers
As well as tractors and run a full service on his model railway?
#TheArchers
December 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Hang on, Tony can fix PS3s?
As well as tractors and run a full service on his model railway?
#TheArchers
As well as tractors and run a full service on his model railway?
#TheArchers