@charliestoupee.bsky.social
Brewer, Father, Dreamer, Curmudgeon.
Hey Google, can we chat? I will never, and I do mean never, use your AI suggestion slop on my phone. Never ever ever ever ever.
This goes for you too, META.
Never.
Did I say never? Cause it's never.
This goes for you too, META.
Never.
Did I say never? Cause it's never.
February 3, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Hey Google, can we chat? I will never, and I do mean never, use your AI suggestion slop on my phone. Never ever ever ever ever.
This goes for you too, META.
Never.
Did I say never? Cause it's never.
This goes for you too, META.
Never.
Did I say never? Cause it's never.
Yeah we can all just fly out of BFE, Nebraska! That'll teach us.
February 3, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Yeah we can all just fly out of BFE, Nebraska! That'll teach us.
And if lucky charms starts coming out me arse I may be a leprechaun!
February 3, 2026 at 2:23 AM
And if lucky charms starts coming out me arse I may be a leprechaun!
"Mr. Epstein"
Still kissing his ass even after he's dead.
The proper nomenclature is "sick fuck Epstein."
Still kissing his ass even after he's dead.
The proper nomenclature is "sick fuck Epstein."
February 3, 2026 at 12:38 AM
"Mr. Epstein"
Still kissing his ass even after he's dead.
The proper nomenclature is "sick fuck Epstein."
Still kissing his ass even after he's dead.
The proper nomenclature is "sick fuck Epstein."
I would pay extra to not go to Florida
February 2, 2026 at 11:26 PM
I would pay extra to not go to Florida
"Yeah, it's cool right? I'll take your picture with one for $20!"
...not gonna lie, when I die and someone cleans out my house, they're gonna find a random picture of me with an iguana on my head.
...not gonna lie, when I die and someone cleans out my house, they're gonna find a random picture of me with an iguana on my head.
February 2, 2026 at 11:22 PM
"Yeah, it's cool right? I'll take your picture with one for $20!"
...not gonna lie, when I die and someone cleans out my house, they're gonna find a random picture of me with an iguana on my head.
...not gonna lie, when I die and someone cleans out my house, they're gonna find a random picture of me with an iguana on my head.
I remember a trip to Sayulita,MX a few years back and walking around town and seeing all the trees just covered in iguanas chillin' like roving gangs.
I thought it was super cool, and the locals couldn't give 2 shits.
I thought it was super cool, and the locals couldn't give 2 shits.
February 2, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I remember a trip to Sayulita,MX a few years back and walking around town and seeing all the trees just covered in iguanas chillin' like roving gangs.
I thought it was super cool, and the locals couldn't give 2 shits.
I thought it was super cool, and the locals couldn't give 2 shits.
He doesn't care if they can run it or not.
All he cares is that he remains in power.
All he cares is that he remains in power.
February 2, 2026 at 11:00 PM
He doesn't care if they can run it or not.
All he cares is that he remains in power.
All he cares is that he remains in power.
Not like the DOJ is going to enforce the law here.
SCOTUS? Doubtful.
SCOTUS? Doubtful.
February 2, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Not like the DOJ is going to enforce the law here.
SCOTUS? Doubtful.
SCOTUS? Doubtful.
I mean, what at this point isn't corrupt because of him?
Anything?
Anything?
February 2, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I mean, what at this point isn't corrupt because of him?
Anything?
Anything?
That could literally be his answer for everything.
Grandpa doesnt do anything but watch TV, post on social media, shit his pants on TV and Fall asleep on TV.
Dude should be in a care home but I wouldn't wish that on any healthcare worker.
Grandpa doesnt do anything but watch TV, post on social media, shit his pants on TV and Fall asleep on TV.
Dude should be in a care home but I wouldn't wish that on any healthcare worker.
February 2, 2026 at 10:17 PM
That could literally be his answer for everything.
Grandpa doesnt do anything but watch TV, post on social media, shit his pants on TV and Fall asleep on TV.
Dude should be in a care home but I wouldn't wish that on any healthcare worker.
Grandpa doesnt do anything but watch TV, post on social media, shit his pants on TV and Fall asleep on TV.
Dude should be in a care home but I wouldn't wish that on any healthcare worker.
I see your pickup truck racist and I raise you 1 New Age Crystal Healer.
February 2, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I see your pickup truck racist and I raise you 1 New Age Crystal Healer.
Do you think he means he's gonna shit himself again? That'll show em
February 2, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Do you think he means he's gonna shit himself again? That'll show em
What would the DOJ have to do with suing him?
Oohhhh, that's right. You're a corrupt mother fucker. Almost forgot.
Oohhhh, that's right. You're a corrupt mother fucker. Almost forgot.
February 2, 2026 at 10:05 PM
What would the DOJ have to do with suing him?
Oohhhh, that's right. You're a corrupt mother fucker. Almost forgot.
Oohhhh, that's right. You're a corrupt mother fucker. Almost forgot.
Too little too late.
February 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Too little too late.
I feel like he could slide right in and replace Pat McAfee and nobody would notice.
Because neither one wears sleeves.
Fun fact: Couldn't remember his name so just googled, "who's the sports douche who doesn't wear sleeves." And he was the first result.
The gerbal was the second.
Because neither one wears sleeves.
Fun fact: Couldn't remember his name so just googled, "who's the sports douche who doesn't wear sleeves." And he was the first result.
The gerbal was the second.
February 2, 2026 at 9:59 PM
I feel like he could slide right in and replace Pat McAfee and nobody would notice.
Because neither one wears sleeves.
Fun fact: Couldn't remember his name so just googled, "who's the sports douche who doesn't wear sleeves." And he was the first result.
The gerbal was the second.
Because neither one wears sleeves.
Fun fact: Couldn't remember his name so just googled, "who's the sports douche who doesn't wear sleeves." And he was the first result.
The gerbal was the second.
I'm not really sure how anyone is surprised the Gabbard is a Russian asset.
It is known.
And has been for quite some time.
It is known.
And has been for quite some time.
February 2, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I'm not really sure how anyone is surprised the Gabbard is a Russian asset.
It is known.
And has been for quite some time.
It is known.
And has been for quite some time.
Democratic party loyalist don't want to admit it's coming ... But, it's coming whether they want to accept it or not.
February 2, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Democratic party loyalist don't want to admit it's coming ... But, it's coming whether they want to accept it or not.
What. A. Fucking. Pathetic. Loser.
February 2, 2026 at 9:16 PM
What. A. Fucking. Pathetic. Loser.
It's cause she's a woman.
And they don't give a fuck about protecting women.
And they don't give a fuck about protecting women.
February 2, 2026 at 9:10 PM
It's cause she's a woman.
And they don't give a fuck about protecting women.
And they don't give a fuck about protecting women.
Why do they all talk like glitching robots?
Oohhhh, that's right. Because they're all sociopaths.
Oohhhh, that's right. Because they're all sociopaths.
February 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Why do they all talk like glitching robots?
Oohhhh, that's right. Because they're all sociopaths.
Oohhhh, that's right. Because they're all sociopaths.
Actually, no. You're not.
February 2, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Actually, no. You're not.
Oh go fuck yourself you lying bitch.
February 2, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Oh go fuck yourself you lying bitch.
My daughter thought he smelled funny. I said yeah, he shits himself...
Clearly it was some foreshadowing
Clearly it was some foreshadowing
February 2, 2026 at 4:54 PM
My daughter thought he smelled funny. I said yeah, he shits himself...
Clearly it was some foreshadowing
Clearly it was some foreshadowing
I just met that dude in a bar downtown two weeks ago.
Not joking. He does meet and greets.
Not joking. He does meet and greets.
February 2, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I just met that dude in a bar downtown two weeks ago.
Not joking. He does meet and greets.
Not joking. He does meet and greets.