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I didn't care much for Charlie Kirk

My name is Nick Sirianni and I am the head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles
I didn’t care much for Charlie Kirk

My name is Kevin Alan Patullo and I am the offensive coordinator of the Philadelphia Eagles
January 19, 2026 at 11:19 AM
songs in the key of peele
January 19, 2026 at 11:17 AM
you ever stuck half ya dick in the air fryer?
December 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
fertility doctor: sorry sir your sperm counts are really low it looks like you’ll be unable to have children

pusha t fan: i don’t follow

fertility doctor: you run from the spirit of procreation

pusha t fan: FUCK
September 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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i won’t be able to trust a self-driving taxi until i go at least a year without a captcha asking me to identify which images have bicycles
October 21, 2024 at 6:22 PM
i read d4vds name as duhfourvid
September 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
toxic gossip trAAaaaiinnnnn
September 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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I didn’t care much for Charlie Kirk

My name is Kevin Alan Patullo and I am the offensive coordinator of the Philadelphia Eagles
September 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I didn’t care much for Charlie Kirk

My name is Kevin Alan Patullo and I am the offensive coordinator of the Philadelphia Eagles
September 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
then proceeded to open up a can of godzilla
August 30, 2025 at 5:51 AM
ok that worked
August 3, 2025 at 8:24 AM
[WAKES UP FROM NAP] damn i’m on my hoooooonk shit, oops i mimimimimimid again
July 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
i would say my twitter usage down like 80% since the salute/election/whatever but most of that time has gone to reddit instead of here
April 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
if i ever need to bring up xavier worthy’s super bowl touchdowns again it will only be to troll bills fans
Apparently, Eagles fans want to pretend that Xavier Worthy didn't have 157 yards and two touchdowns tonight because... uh... they aren't satisfied with celebrating a championship and need to be whiny on the Internet instead? Was the blowout win not enough for you guys?
February 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
go birds
January 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
has anyone tagged john green yet
January 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
we frotted for a week and then we fed you the jaculation
December 14, 2024 at 11:16 AM
got 100% lolllll
December 11, 2024 at 3:54 AM
something something victorian child bolts awake in the mountains of carthage
December 5, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Yes time travel is possible. Will explain later.
December 1, 2024 at 7:51 PM
LOLLL
November 25, 2024 at 4:32 AM
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November 22, 2024 at 7:22 AM
i flipped a water bottle and landed it in front of my entiure school……. epic mode 😏😎
November 21, 2024 at 4:09 AM
submitted paper at 11:59pm now i’m listening to chief keef
November 15, 2024 at 5:13 AM