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Author of the Head Rock Harbor Mystery series, A Surplus of Light, Between Enzo & the Universe, and more! The avocado of gay men. Dreaded Morning Person™. Offensive Queer™. Storyteller. https://linktr.ee/chaseconnorbooks

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Chase Connor Books @chaseconnorbooks.bsky.social · Aug 9

Find all of my books, inlcuding A SURPLUS OF LIGHT, BETWEEN ENZO & THE UNIVERSE, the JACOB MICHAELS IS... series, and the HEAD ROCK HARBOR MYSTERY series (and my anti-AI message) here:

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PLEASE NOTE Since it is impossible for me to know everyone’s story and reasons, I have chosen to withhold judgment on those choosing to use AI (for example, those needing AI for accessibility…

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Chase Connor Books @chaseconnorbooks.bsky.social · 37m

If “I did my motherfucking job” was a person, it would be the train conductor from Train To Busan.

Chase Connor Books @chaseconnorbooks.bsky.social · 13h

Me: Hear me out. Instead of Halloween movies tonight, we could summon the dark forces to smite our enemies.

Husband: …where would they park?

Chase Connor Books @chaseconnorbooks.bsky.social · 1d

This 9pm bowl of peanut butter Cap’n Crunch better fix my whole life.

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Chase Connor Books @chaseconnorbooks.bsky.social · 1d

I’m sitting on the sofa, windows open, cardigan on, laptop out…this is the shit I do like.

Chase Connor Books @chaseconnorbooks.bsky.social · 2d

Sometimes, when I can’t sleep, I think about things. Like when an internet group I belonged to was sharing the darkest memes they had and I shared one that said, “Sure, Jesus loves you, but will he swallow?” And I got kicked out of the internet group. No regrets. Reigning champ.

Chase Connor Books @chaseconnorbooks.bsky.social · 2d

Good news! I’ve eaten lot of cauliflower this week!

Bad news! It has all been fried!

Chase Connor Books @chaseconnorbooks.bsky.social · 3d

My husband makes fun of me for my love of going to Scooter’s coffee because I only like going through the drive-thru to hear them say, “Scoot on up!” Folksy!

Chase Connor Books @chaseconnorbooks.bsky.social · 3d

Might fuck around this morning and buy some Halloween treats - up to and including seasonal coffee. 🤤

Chase Connor Books @chaseconnorbooks.bsky.social · 4d

I don’t like expensive, fancy oscillating fans. If I can’t *hear* the breeze, there is no breeze. I need the “is there subway tracks next door?” feeling as the air completely dusts the dandruff of my shoulders.

Chase Connor Books @chaseconnorbooks.bsky.social · 5d

Some interesting things are coming from Head Rock Harbor and Sage Grove…

Maybe we’ll hear more in the next #ChaseConnorBooks Newsletter?

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Chase Connor Books @chaseconnorbooks.bsky.social · 6d

Regardless of how I act online, I find myself being extra kind and patient with everyone in real life (except Nazis) because we’re all on the verge. Waiter accidentally farted on my plate? It’s okay, baby. You’re trying. Just get me a new one.

Chase Connor Books @chaseconnorbooks.bsky.social · 7d

Today is October 3rd. You know whose day that is? Cady Heron’s.

a man wearing a hat says " we all make choices "

Alt: a man wearing a hat says " we all make choices "

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Chase Connor Books @chaseconnorbooks.bsky.social · 8d

It’s my firm belief that even if you’re not a person who enjoys porn, we all have one person whose OnlyFans we’d pay $10 to see. 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

Chase Connor Books @chaseconnorbooks.bsky.social · 9d

Anyway…Happy Spooky Season! 🎃👻💀

Chase Connor Books @chaseconnorbooks.bsky.social · 9d

A writer friend of mine bought a hospital bed table so that they could easily write while propped up in bed and I haven’t been this proud of someone’s ingenuity and laziness in a long time.

Chase Connor Books @chaseconnorbooks.bsky.social · 9d

I don’t know who these people are, but I would hope brothers could show care for each other. Even though that’s not quite inline with what I’m talking about here.

Chase Connor Books @chaseconnorbooks.bsky.social · 10d

I really wish society would normalize two men showing affection and care for each other without it having anything to do with sex or sexuality. Two people should be able to simply care about each other.

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Chase Connor Books @chaseconnorbooks.bsky.social · 10d

*sitting at a park having coffee with a friend*

Me: This looks like a cruising spot.

Friend: Cruising? For what?

Me: …

Friend: …

Me: …

Friend: Oh!

Me: *Mrs. Lovett sing-song voice* Good, ya’ got it.

Chase Connor Books @chaseconnorbooks.bsky.social · 10d

Back home with the family today. Time to make everyone remember that I am the problem. 🤣😂

Chase Connor Books @chaseconnorbooks.bsky.social · 11d

First of all, I didn’t get on Jasmine Crockett’s internet today to be attacked like this..

Chase Connor Books @chaseconnorbooks.bsky.social · 11d

One of my skills that my friends don’t appreciate enough is howI know exactly what to feed/give them to cure constipation. Haven’t pooped in 3 days? I gotchu!

*I am not a doctor and do not give medical advice…in writing. 🤣

Chase Connor Books @chaseconnorbooks.bsky.social · 12d

If you don’t wake your best friend by crawling into their bed, snuggling them, and murmuring, “Good morning, lover.” at 6:30am…are you even best friends?

Chase Connor Books @chaseconnorbooks.bsky.social · 13d

Puffing on a disposable Green Apple Ice vape, listening to Billy Joel, on a road trip. Am I trash? Or the coolest motherfucker ever?

My husband says trash. 🤣😂

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Chase Connor Books @chaseconnorbooks.bsky.social · 13d

You’re asking the wrong person because I don’t even know why different colors are offered. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

Chase Connor Books @chaseconnorbooks.bsky.social · 14d

Me: *discussing vacuum models to buy* So, we agree? We’ll buy this one?

Husband: Sure. Agreed.

Me: It comes in lavender but you can also get it in black or white. But the other colors cost $50 more!

Husband: Never been happier to be a f*ggot and not care. Buy the lavender!

Me: Agreed!

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