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Cheekeymonkey
@cheekeymonkey.bsky.social
Political junkie committed to the rule of law and sane leadership in an ever changing world.
I wonder if Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has anything to say about DJT defacing his Uncle’s memorial. Might be a good question for the mainstream media to ask him.
December 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Best advice of the day. “We should all watch a Rob Reiner movie while DJT speaks tonight. “
December 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
It’s interesting to hear DJT say he doesn’t drink alcohol, has an alcoholic personality while we know he is simultaneously popping pills and can’t sleep at night. Mainstream Media has work to do.
December 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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I keep saying this but no one is connecting the dots. The war is to satisfy legal preconditions for mass removal *domestically* of Latinos (i.e., suddenly a lot of people are going to be “Venezuelan” for purposes of removal). This is 100% Stephen Miller…oil claim is to make grandpa go along
There is no national security logic that would impel the US to want to do regime change in Venezuela. It's simply not that important. I'm not even sure wag the dog is the right metaphor for what's happening here. Seems like an insane misallocation of US national security assets and attention.
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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A unicorn sighting.

…and by that I mean a Republican with a conscience.
December 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
To the people who voted for DJT, you owe your fellow Americans an apology, every single day for the next decade.
December 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
@kaitlancollins.bsky.social if you keep having Scott Jennings on, we will stop watching. It’s clear you guys are friends but please stop giving that southern accent he lies with a voice. It’s starting to reflect on you.
December 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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I retraced Trump's week from his daily schedule, showing his obvious decline, AND why this matters! Where is our media on this too?
open.substack.com/pub/theweekl...
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I’m looking forward to a future where MAGA “bro” podcasting is a thing of the past.
November 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Super nice of @cnn.com to let Anderson Cooper interview @johnfetterman.com when no one cares what the dude has to say anymore. He sold out his party.
November 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
It’s beyond time.
WE NEED NEW LEADERSHIP IN THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY.
November 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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The President wouldn't last five minutes as an air traffic controller, and after everything they've been through - and the way this administration has treated them from Day One - he has no business shitting on them now.
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It’s well past time for @schumer.senate.gov to step down and now, we demand it.
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Simple.

Democrats vote NO!
November 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The backlash if Democrats cave on healthcare. We will primary you.
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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This isn’t very hard, folks.
November 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Sean Dunn should become the official spokesperson for Subway.
November 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
@cnn.com Why did @jaketapper.bsky.social spend time talking about DEI and Biden’s former press secretary today vs. talking about more pressing matters like the lack of qualifications in the current administration from the top down. Asking for a friend.
October 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Keep going, good people. Live long enough to see their tribunals.
October 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Folks, I'm not going to sugarcoat it. This was perhaps the worst week of broken norms since I started this project in 2016. I made this week's list free with the hope that you will read it in its entirety to gain a full understanding of what is happening. PLS SHARE!
open.substack.com/pub/theweekl...
Week 50 - The Return
Experts in authoritarianism advise to keep a list of things subtly changing around you, so you'll remember.
open.substack.com
October 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
You know how everyone knows, regardless of party, that DJT is in the Epstein files. It may be time to start looking at the Grindr files and/or whatever DJT has over Moses Mike Johnson. Just sayin’.
October 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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I’ve been writing about politics in some capacity for over 25 years now and it’s still stunning how the mainstream media refuses to tell the public basic truth
October 21, 2025 at 12:13 PM
So happy to see our American flag flying across the country in full force today. It was made, created and intended for believers in democracy. It’s OUR flag not MAGA’s.
October 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Austin, Texas showing up today!
October 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM