Cheeto Voodoo
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Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
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🔥 Come for timely revelations, stay for the snark, irony and occasional profanity! 🔥
✨💙🌈 Happy to be in your starter pack! 🌈💙✨
🚫 NO UNSOLICITED DMs, PLEASE. 🚫
She look like she gonna be sucking the meat off the turkey neck!
Karoline Leavitt: “Thanksgiving is all about friends, food, fun, and calling ICE on my brother’s mistresses.”
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
She look like she gonna be sucking the meat off the turkey neck!
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Next Thanksgiving we'll celebrating a Blue Wave landslide in the midterms and laughing about weird Uncle Clem who still doesn't know what happened, but doesn't wear the red ball cap anymore! Peace.
a happy thanksgiving poster with a turkey wearing a cowboy hat
ALT: a happy thanksgiving poster with a turkey wearing a cowboy hat
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Next Thanksgiving we'll celebrating a Blue Wave landslide in the midterms and laughing about weird Uncle Clem who still doesn't know what happened, but doesn't wear the red ball cap anymore! Peace.
The turkey doesn’t want Trump to touch it, either!
November 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The turkey doesn’t want Trump to touch it, either!
Size Queen Dozy Don wants it BIG and won't take no for answer!
Trump wants a bigger White House ballroom. His architect disagrees.
The president and James McCrery had argued in recent weeks over the project’s size, with Trump pushing him to expand the ballroom.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Size Queen Dozy Don wants it BIG and won't take no for answer!
Reposted by Cheeto Voodoo
The type of things that happen when a foolish reality TV actor appoints a petty, drunk talk show chatterbox to run our military:
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The type of things that happen when a foolish reality TV actor appoints a petty, drunk talk show chatterbox to run our military:
Your Daily Diddler. ICE Edition!
Church employee posed as ICE agent to extort victim for money, HPD says
A church safety director is under arrest after being accused of posing as an ICE agent to extort a woman for money.
abc13.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Your Daily Diddler. ICE Edition!
THIS is why we can't have nice things.
November 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
THIS is why we can't have nice things.
Another GOP war started on false pretenses? That's exactly how we ended up in Iraq.
The ‘war on terror’ has killed millions. Trump is reviving it in Venezuela | Daniel Mendiola
After decades of terrorizing civilians in the name of fighting terror, the White House is trying to do it with even less oversight
www.theguardian.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Another GOP war started on false pretenses? That's exactly how we ended up in Iraq.
Dozy Don is gonna have the sads about this. Prepare for an insane 3AM twitter barrage!
Judge dismisses James Comey and Letitia James cases, finding prosecutor's appointment invalid
The rulings from U.S. District Judge Cameron Currie are a significant victory for former FBI Director James Comey and New York Attorney General Letitia James.
www.cbsnews.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Dozy Don is gonna have the sads about this. Prepare for an insane 3AM twitter barrage!
True. But ARE they?
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM
True. But ARE they?
President Cockgobbler takes a meeting with former President Clinton.
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
President Cockgobbler takes a meeting with former President Clinton.
Trump's new Presidential portrait has been unveiled!
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Trump's new Presidential portrait has been unveiled!
Laura Loomer has a Pentagon press pass and a direct line to the President of the United States.
And he listens to her.
And he listens to her.
November 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Laura Loomer has a Pentagon press pass and a direct line to the President of the United States.
And he listens to her.
And he listens to her.
It's storytime! This one is alleged to be true.
November 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
It's storytime! This one is alleged to be true.
The Affordable Care Act is now 15 years old which explains why Republicans are trying to fuck it.
These families' health care costs will balloon if Congress doesn't act on the ACA
Millions of Americans face sharply rising costs for health care plans they bought through the Affordable Care Act marketplaces, unless Congress acts soon. Here's what's at stake for them.
www.npr.org
November 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The Affordable Care Act is now 15 years old which explains why Republicans are trying to fuck it.
Lowest Presidential rating EVER!
November 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Lowest Presidential rating EVER!
Dozy Don is a senile fucking nut case! Time to send that asshole to Shady Pines.
Trump calls for Democratic lawmakers to face trial for ‘seditious behavior’
“SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by DEATH!” he wrote on Truth Social.
www.politico.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Dozy Don is a senile fucking nut case! Time to send that asshole to Shady Pines.
Your Daily Diddler.
Former pastor gets 12–15 years in prison for abuse of 8-year-old girls
“Your conduct can only be described as predatory,” Judge Eames said when delivering his sentence.
oilcity.news
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Your Daily Diddler.
Wow that October jobs report must really SUCK!
Labor Department confirms cancellation of October jobs report
The move was largely anticipated as federal workers were unable to conduct a key household survey due to the government shutdown.
www.politico.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Wow that October jobs report must really SUCK!
Your Daily Diddler. ICE Edition!
ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say
According to Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges, officers started the three-day sting on Nov. 5. They used several methods to find people who were attempting to solicit a 17-year-old girl for sex.
www.cbsnews.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Your Daily Diddler. ICE Edition!
Bunch of fucking GOP losers in Texas!
Federal judges block Texas from using its new US House map in the 2026 midterms
A panel of three federal judges has blocked Texas from using a new congressional map that Republicans drew in hopes of picking up five U.S. House seats.
apnews.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Bunch of fucking GOP losers in Texas!
Speaking of piggies... freaking pot, kettle, Dozy don!
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Speaking of piggies... freaking pot, kettle, Dozy don!
Who will be ecstatic when this no class POS is booted from office for his crimes? I know I will!
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Who will be ecstatic when this no class POS is booted from office for his crimes? I know I will!
Trump freely admits he rigged the 2020 census!
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Trump freely admits he rigged the 2020 census!
This meme keeps on giving!
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This meme keeps on giving!