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Henri
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Quite possibly three opossums in a trench coat (they/them)
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briefs are the best
November 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Cut or Uncut ?
Quote this pic with yours
I'll let you guess🤭
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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All that’s missing is a load dripping out of me
#humpday
November 19, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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Another slightly worse for wear Saturday, but still managing to get stuff done. Little throwback to less hung over times #scs #softcocksaturday
October 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Cut or Uncut ?
Quote this pic with yours 😈
November 4, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I'm bald now
November 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I'm afraid a labubu has been obliterated in my bathroom 💥🪒
November 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Just shaved.
Trying out new poses because I don't really know how to show off my arms yet
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Babe wake up, there's now dubai chocolate protein nut
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Went to Castle Frankenstein to get myself appropriately hyped to go see the movie later 🧟🏰
November 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
In case anyone was wondering, I'm now in shape enough to lift someone up while making out
November 22, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Went to the art museum 🖼️🎨
November 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Started a new diary, which also has the misfortune of being the place where I write down my poems
November 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Just shaved, which is an excellent excuse to post slutty pics on my instagram story (and on here but y'all have seen worse)
November 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Autumn is autumning
November 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I love this new soap I got myself. I smell like a watermelon all day 😊🍉
November 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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bluesky mods retire bitch
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Being a professional full-time "opinion columnist" is akin to a career as a Victorian hat maker.

It doesn't matter how stable, thoughtful, and intelligent you are at the outset; the working conditions will inevitably turn you into a dribbling, incoherent lunatic.
November 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
My quest for a new tattoo is seriously hampered by my very specific ideas, my subpar drawing skills and me not trusting any of the tattoo artists in town
November 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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She’s better than me, I would have blown it for him by smiling
Mamdani was unaware Dick Cheney had died when I asked just now:
November 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Just been called muscular. Man i love being lied to by women 🤭
November 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
In a bad place rn.
Geographically speaking.
November 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I love just taking the train, getting off at a stop I've never been to before and exploring a bit
October 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I hate the cold but at least I have an excuse to wear my cunty fauxfur coat again
October 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM