Chelsea Spoerner
@chelseaspoerner.bsky.social
Infamous misanthrope. Environmental and political activist since 2007. Anarchist, atheist. Leading member of The Starset Society. Writing a scifi/horror/romance novel called Time-Lapse. Singer/songwriter for @EternalAuroraDisorder on youtube.
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I'm dying over this 😂
December 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I'm dying over this 😂
I have a nice view tonight
December 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I have a nice view tonight
December 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Not a day goes by when I don't wish I could put every billionaire in a Saw game
December 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Not a day goes by when I don't wish I could put every billionaire in a Saw game
I told chatgpt that I was mad about my EBT going down to $60 a month because of my cost of living increase, and look what it said 👏
December 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I told chatgpt that I was mad about my EBT going down to $60 a month because of my cost of living increase, and look what it said 👏
December 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Offsets are like a smoker paying a healthy person to go for a run, then claiming they’ve reduced their risk of cancer.
The healthy person gains some benefit. The smoker gains nothing. And cancer rates don’t change.
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The healthy person gains some benefit. The smoker gains nothing. And cancer rates don’t change.
apple.news/AGbRqsgfcQWa...
Forestry Carbon Credit Programs Have a Poor Track Record. Can a More Refined Approach Fix the Problem? — Inside Climate News
The Family Forest Carbon Program pays landowners not to timber their trees, then sells the additional growth as carbon credits. But critics question whether it leads to overall emissions reductions.
apple.news
December 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Offsets are like a smoker paying a healthy person to go for a run, then claiming they’ve reduced their risk of cancer.
The healthy person gains some benefit. The smoker gains nothing. And cancer rates don’t change.
apple.news/AGbRqsgfcQWa...
The healthy person gains some benefit. The smoker gains nothing. And cancer rates don’t change.
apple.news/AGbRqsgfcQWa...
When I first learned about climate change when I was 15, I told everyone we were doomed. The only person who believed me was the chemistry and physics teacher who used to work at the Los Alamos National Labs. He was the smartest teacher I ever had, and he was the only person who took me seriously.
December 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
When I first learned about climate change when I was 15, I told everyone we were doomed. The only person who believed me was the chemistry and physics teacher who used to work at the Los Alamos National Labs. He was the smartest teacher I ever had, and he was the only person who took me seriously.
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Police Chief Brian O’Hara has delivered a blunt message to his department: If an officer witnesses ICE agents using illegal force and fails to step in, they will be fired. 👏 👏 👏
Minneapolis police chief warns officers: Stop unlawful force by ICE or lose your job
Chief Brian O’Hara says he’ll fire city police officers if they don’t intervene when immigration agents use unlawful force.
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December 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Police Chief Brian O’Hara has delivered a blunt message to his department: If an officer witnesses ICE agents using illegal force and fails to step in, they will be fired. 👏 👏 👏
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The White House deleted their shitpost on X in defeat after suffering the biggest ratio in social media history at the hands of Sabrina Carpenter.
December 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The White House deleted their shitpost on X in defeat after suffering the biggest ratio in social media history at the hands of Sabrina Carpenter.
My existence continually seems to feel like a cosmic mistake.
December 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
My existence continually seems to feel like a cosmic mistake.
I'm not afraid of technology. To be afraid of technology is irrational. I'm afraid of people. Especially dumb people, because they're so barbaric. Those kinds of people need to be kept away from technology because they become dangerous with it, but sadly the planet is covered in them.
December 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I'm not afraid of technology. To be afraid of technology is irrational. I'm afraid of people. Especially dumb people, because they're so barbaric. Those kinds of people need to be kept away from technology because they become dangerous with it, but sadly the planet is covered in them.
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Today is Saint Luigi Day. Never forget.
December 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Today is Saint Luigi Day. Never forget.
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AI doesn't convince people to kill themselves. Suicidal people have their minds made up before they talk to it. I would know, as someone who attempted 4 times.
December 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
AI doesn't convince people to kill themselves. Suicidal people have their minds made up before they talk to it. I would know, as someone who attempted 4 times.
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We don’t need to define humanity by 500 years of destruction. But we also can’t ignore the deep-time consequences of a primate that became a supergeneralist before ecosystems could adapt.
We don’t need to define humanity by 500 years of destruction. But we also can’t ignore the deep-time consequences of a primate that became a supergeneralist before ecosystems could adapt.
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Thread: (5/5)
We don’t need to define humanity by 500 years of destruction. But we also can’t ignore the deep-time consequences of a primate that became a supergeneralist before ecosystems could adapt.
We don’t need to define humanity by 500 years of destruction. But we also can’t ignore the deep-time consequences of a primate that became a supergeneralist before ecosystems could adapt.
It's absolutely wild to me that people just accept religions like christianity but tell me that I'm crazy for believing in the Many Worlds Interpretation of quantum wave function.
November 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
It's absolutely wild to me that people just accept religions like christianity but tell me that I'm crazy for believing in the Many Worlds Interpretation of quantum wave function.
This thread that I wrote 3 years ago popped up in my Facebook memories. Still appropriate.
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
This thread that I wrote 3 years ago popped up in my Facebook memories. Still appropriate.