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Crash Hearse

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Hello stranger. I live in the Twin Cities, which is how you pronounce Saint Paul. I spend too much time in front of the computer when I should be on my bicycle. I work in infosec. he/him/his

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Crash Hearse @cherdt.bsky.social · 22h

Written poetry has given us line breaks and stanzas and SHOUTING and (e e cummings)

which both augment

and subvert

the form

Crash Hearse @cherdt.bsky.social · 22h

My neighbor posited that poetry is the most democratic of art forms

If you can read and write, he said, you can create a poem

But it's even more democratic than that, poetry is an oral tradition!

Crash Hearse @cherdt.bsky.social · 3d

When I first heard a co-worker say he won the meat raffle at the bar I thought that meant he hooked up with someone!

Crash Hearse @cherdt.bsky.social · 3d

Anyone who calls themself a "thought leader" I'm not following

Crash Hearse @cherdt.bsky.social · 4d

If you mean Abogados it's typically very quiet there

Crash Hearse @cherdt.bsky.social · 10d

"Intentionality and presence toward labor is a luxury. To be able to put time and labor into things other than pure productivity is something we're pushed away from"

Do the tools that help make us more productive make work less fulfilling? What would William Morris say?

mndaily.com/295657/opini...

Opinion: Faster means faker

Faster means faker. We’re losing access to our simple material pleasures as convenience culture sucks the joy out of everything good and enriching. Our simple material and hedonistic pleasures are...

Crash Hearse @cherdt.bsky.social · 12d

I enjoy both those things but I have never paired them and your endorsement has me unconvinced!

Crash Hearse @cherdt.bsky.social · 13d

The things I despise most about running events are the DJs and the music. It's too much that early in the morning.

However, if they're going to be there, I do expect them to play "Gonna Fly Now" (the theme from Rocky).

Crash Hearse @cherdt.bsky.social · 14d

Forgot, thanks to 90° weather, that it's Spooky Name season!

This year I will carry on my tradition of picking a name vaguely like my real name

Crash Hearse @cherdt.bsky.social · 14d

I used to draw pictures on the back of mine (my company changed logos several times, we were always getting new cards printed)

Crash Hearse @cherdt.bsky.social · 14d

Enjoy the talk! If you hope to ask a question, I advise sitting near an aisle where they can reach you with a mic.

Most of the questions that come to mind I can anticipate his answer. I hope you find a good question to ask, and one that surprises him!

Crash Hearse @cherdt.bsky.social · 14d

I don't know that most 12-year-olds would be orchestrating their 2028 coup 3 years in advance

Crash Hearse @cherdt.bsky.social · 14d

In my defense I thought the speed limit was 35 mph in that stretch. Sorry!

Crash Hearse @cherdt.bsky.social · 17d

In summary: it didn't feel very nice to me.

(But now I've shared it, the most important thing for any ad campaign. I played right into their hands, dammit.)

Crash Hearse @cherdt.bsky.social · 17d

When I saw the "Minnesota Nice. Mississippi Smarter." billboard I thought: is this offensive?

What did I hear in Alabama, the state that ranked 49th in everything? "Thank God for Mississippi."

The website claims that Mississippi turned things around. But does the ad play on that old perception?

A billboard in downtown Minneapolis reads: "Minnesota Nice. Mississippi Smarter. Let's Teach Kids to Read! NoMoreExcusesMN.com. Paid for by Ciresi Walburn."

Crash Hearse @cherdt.bsky.social · 18d

It was much more energetic, this should be more broadly adopted!

Crash Hearse @cherdt.bsky.social · 18d

How Polish and Catholic was the Lech Wałęsa audience tonight in Minneapolis?

After we were prompted to sing Happy Birthday (he turned 82 yesterday) half the crowd sang Sto Lot (the Polish equivalent) unprompted

And there were two audience questions about popes (John Paul II and Leo XIV)

Crash Hearse @cherdt.bsky.social · 19d

After getting bombarded with ads for the event for months, I finally caved and bought a ticket to see Lech Wałęsa speak in Minneapolis tomorrow night

I would assume that you've all been getting the same ads, but I suspect The Algorithm is onto me

Crash Hearse @cherdt.bsky.social · 20d

Fascinating how each social media platform annoys me in a unique way

Crash Hearse @cherdt.bsky.social · 21d

I collected some phlox seed pods earlier today and put them in a bowl on my kitchen counter

Now they are all over the place. It turns out the pods explode rather dramatically when they're ready?

Explains the popping sounds I've been hearing all afternoon

Crash Hearse @cherdt.bsky.social · 23d

Somewhere out there is a guy named Sam Likely who wonders why no one ever answers his calls

Crash Hearse @cherdt.bsky.social · Sep 15

It's an incomplete list, but the article indicates that tigers and leopards refused them. Black bears had gone vegetarian and refused. Sea lions were skeptical but tried them.

Do I want to try my luck skiing through the tiger enclosure? Picky or not, I might look tastier than a goldfish!

Crash Hearse @cherdt.bsky.social · Sep 15

I think "feeding goldfish to zoo bears" is my favorite news story of the day. Brown bears are apparently less picky than other zoo animals. www.startribune.com/edina-lake-g...

Discarded pet goldfish overran an Edina lake, and it’s a win for bears at the Minnesota Zoo

The invasive fish multiplied in Lake Cornelia, clouding the waters. Removing them is helping restore the lake — and feeding zoo animals.

www.startribune.com

Crash Hearse @cherdt.bsky.social · Sep 14

Non-profits, including colleges, typically include suggested donation amounts based on past giving. The low option is usually what you gave last year, with a couple more ambitious requests, maybe 1.5x and 2x.

This year a couple of my old colleges really went for it, asking for 16x and 30x!

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · Dec 16

What's alt text? Why is it important on Bluesky? How do I write it? Where am I? What's going on?

Alt text 101 for Bluesky | Digital Philosophy by Manning Krull

Hi! You may be here because I or someone else sent you this link in response to a conversation about alt text on Bluesky. Welcome! This is a short article about alt text, its importance, and how to wr...

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