Cherry Wanders (Wayward Pussy Inn)
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The salty finger in your effervescence.
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The only thing that will fix what's going on right now is a general strike and making the cash flow stop. Money is their god and the only language they speak.
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This cop said this 😭 I had to go back and make sure the subtitles weren't wrong.
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So prior to frogs in Portland I was looking at inflatable frog costumes for other reasons. The prices have jumped $30 - 40 on those costumes specifically since becoming popular.

Know who is making money off your outrage, people.
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Hahaha! One of the braiders gave me these today.

No lies detected.
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Honestly shocked any part of TX held on this long. We lost ours here in a blue state immediately.
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Weekend 8 of 9 of #MDRF
Only 4 days left to go to find me as a Hair Traffic Controller at Rapunzels. I plan to retire from hostessing to move on to another gig, a new skill - something with less people-ing. I'm sure I'll still be around MDRF somewhere in 2026 ...

unless we're all dead.
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Finished! Now blocking while I get ready for bed. #crochet 🧶
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We won't discuss why this is sitting on my table staring me down. It's not mine, I'm just its caretaker for a week.
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Hahah picots are little nubbins like in the picture. I opted not to do them and do granny rows until I run out of yarn because it's a more efficient use of the whole cake.

The picture is exactly how this shawl would have ended if I went in the direction I described in the original post.
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Hooray! Time to decide how to end this one. I like the idea of ending on the virus with a scalloped edge, and maybe some feminine picots? #crochet 🧶
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Can not believe she's now 70+ years old (not in this pic of course)

Will love her forever.
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This was a you tube pattern but I don't recall who. I do remember it being infuriating, which is why this is a shawlette. #crochet 🧶
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Here's one I did that was heavy on the virus stitches.
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No pattern, but I'm sure you could find some arrangement of these stitches in a written pattern. It's a mix of granny stitch and virus stitch.

or make up your own with this formula:
4 x granny rows to
any number of complete virus rows (4 rows each)

Blow up my picture - the pattern is there 👍🙂
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While waiting for the blocking pieces to dry, I'm feverishly trying to finish this one. The colorway is so pleasing to the eye, and I'm not a pink person. I have another cake of it that will be wings. #crochet 🧶
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For what it's worth - all of the #crochet you see me posting is freehand - no pattern unless otherwise stated. The wing looking shawls are heavily influenced by Lorraine Pughs Ultimate Sacrifice shawl but I just *winged* 😂 the pattern from sight. They are all different shapes. 🧶
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Thank you! I know it'll be perfect for someone in my orbit - I just gotta get it in front of their eyes.
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I'm for sure still cursing at this colorway. I don't get it at all. #crochet 🧶
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I've got #crochet blocking all over the RV 🤣 🧶