Chris Hewitt
@chewey.bsky.social
Lanstronaut, Spartan, & semi-professional canoe racer
Dan Campbell with the glasses on the sidelines
November 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Dan Campbell with the glasses on the sidelines
How it feels to sit back and watch your team get the sweep.
November 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
How it feels to sit back and watch your team get the sweep.
Hey @lansingmifacts.com, just saw the Big Red Balls heading downtown. 🔴❄️
November 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Hey @lansingmifacts.com, just saw the Big Red Balls heading downtown. 🔴❄️
I was wrong. Yes it can.
November 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I was wrong. Yes it can.
The dog brought me a deer pelvis about 45 seconds after the photo was taken 😑
November 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The dog brought me a deer pelvis about 45 seconds after the photo was taken 😑
MSU football can’t hurt me out here.
November 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
MSU football can’t hurt me out here.
Of course you think this is all a big video game, you’re twelve!
October 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Of course you think this is all a big video game, you’re twelve!
Hey MSU, can we like not be an embarrassment for once?
October 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Hey MSU, can we like not be an embarrassment for once?
It’s calling to me like the Green Goblin mask
October 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
It’s calling to me like the Green Goblin mask
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Oh yeah, I’m sure if Pres. Obama or Pres. Biden had torn down the entire East Wing of the White House for any reason, Republicans and conservatives would be very chill about it.
Sure, bud. Whatever helps you work through your cognitive dissonance.
Sure, bud. Whatever helps you work through your cognitive dissonance.
October 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Oh yeah, I’m sure if Pres. Obama or Pres. Biden had torn down the entire East Wing of the White House for any reason, Republicans and conservatives would be very chill about it.
Sure, bud. Whatever helps you work through your cognitive dissonance.
Sure, bud. Whatever helps you work through your cognitive dissonance.
I was lucky enough to be there and it’s true. Michigan fans were in such disbelief that they just sat down and didn’t say anything, it was eerie. Meanwhile I climbed several rows behind me to find the nearest MSU fan to hug.
Ten years ago Friday, seven magic words changed college football forever.
“𝙒𝙝𝙤𝙖, 𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙣𝙖𝙥!”
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“𝙒𝙝𝙤𝙖, 𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙣𝙖𝙥!”
http://dlvr.it/TNjvR6
October 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I was lucky enough to be there and it’s true. Michigan fans were in such disbelief that they just sat down and didn’t say anything, it was eerie. Meanwhile I climbed several rows behind me to find the nearest MSU fan to hug.
Ended the season with more goals than pulled muscles, which is all you can ask for at 35.
October 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Ended the season with more goals than pulled muscles, which is all you can ask for at 35.
Ain’t no rule that says a dog can’t play football
October 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Ain’t no rule that says a dog can’t play football
Finally getting a chance to turn on the Red Wings tonight
a group of people are gathered in a living room with a fire coming out of the floor
ALT: a group of people are gathered in a living room with a fire coming out of the floor
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October 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Finally getting a chance to turn on the Red Wings tonight
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Tomorrow is Fall Fest! Come join us 12-4pm for free tours, upcycle crafts, pumpkin carving, meet our worms, make a fidget toy, take apart some tech, touch a truck & so much more! We will also be using this event as a collection point for Spartan Shelf.
October 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Tomorrow is Fall Fest! Come join us 12-4pm for free tours, upcycle crafts, pumpkin carving, meet our worms, make a fidget toy, take apart some tech, touch a truck & so much more! We will also be using this event as a collection point for Spartan Shelf.
This is what the Tigers deserve for doing that dumb fucking dance
September 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
This is what the Tigers deserve for doing that dumb fucking dance
Going to use this chance to finally read Little Women
September 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Going to use this chance to finally read Little Women
11:14pm and MSU vs USC is finally kicking off
September 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
11:14pm and MSU vs USC is finally kicking off
Screw it, if I’m staying up this late for MSU/USC, I’m busting out the 1988 Rosebowl ticket chair.
September 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Screw it, if I’m staying up this late for MSU/USC, I’m busting out the 1988 Rosebowl ticket chair.
Just made a pot of coffee and cracked a beer.
Just one hour and forty five minutes until Michigan State @ USC kicks off.
September 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Just made a pot of coffee and cracked a beer.
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Meet Maple! She is part of the team at MSU’s Pollinator Performance Center doing critical pollinator research and education. A retired police K-9, she uses her super sense of smell to detect bacteria in bee colonies to help prevent disease from spreading.
September 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Meet Maple! She is part of the team at MSU’s Pollinator Performance Center doing critical pollinator research and education. A retired police K-9, she uses her super sense of smell to detect bacteria in bee colonies to help prevent disease from spreading.
You don’t wanna know what 18,000 beer cans smell like
When the game ends, the work begins at the MSU Recycling Center!
September 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
You don’t wanna know what 18,000 beer cans smell like
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August 22, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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