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Watched a delightful nativity today and it reminded me of the time I directed one early in my career.
I wanted 'Mary' to react in shock to 'Gabriel' and foolishly told her to react like a mum would - cue angel appearing and the six-year-old Mary yelling, "F*cking Hell!" at the top of her voice.
I wanted 'Mary' to react in shock to 'Gabriel' and foolishly told her to react like a mum would - cue angel appearing and the six-year-old Mary yelling, "F*cking Hell!" at the top of her voice.
December 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Watched a delightful nativity today and it reminded me of the time I directed one early in my career.
I wanted 'Mary' to react in shock to 'Gabriel' and foolishly told her to react like a mum would - cue angel appearing and the six-year-old Mary yelling, "F*cking Hell!" at the top of her voice.
I wanted 'Mary' to react in shock to 'Gabriel' and foolishly told her to react like a mum would - cue angel appearing and the six-year-old Mary yelling, "F*cking Hell!" at the top of her voice.
Talking Christmas lists on the family chat
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December 5, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Talking Christmas lists on the family chat
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Some of us are not ready to face the world today
December 5, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Some of us are not ready to face the world today
I'm already cross and fed up so I guess I'll watch #GameofWool.
December 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I'm already cross and fed up so I guess I'll watch #GameofWool.
Day 3 of extremely tedious diverticula flare up, and why hasn't it fucked off yet?
December 2, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Day 3 of extremely tedious diverticula flare up, and why hasn't it fucked off yet?
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Art history class tonight on Vermeer at Kenwood has reminded me of the theft of the Guitar Player, which was a big story when I was nine. Strap in, this goes places. 🧵(1/13)
December 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Art history class tonight on Vermeer at Kenwood has reminded me of the theft of the Guitar Player, which was a big story when I was nine. Strap in, this goes places. 🧵(1/13)
Finished it!
I hope it's nice to wear after all that.
I hope it's nice to wear after all that.
December 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Finished it!
I hope it's nice to wear after all that.
I hope it's nice to wear after all that.
Am I very very old, or is all this a bit... Grubby?
A Traitors cloak, Britpop Trumps and a very arty swearbox: it’s the Culture Christmas gift guide!
A Traitors cloak, Britpop Trumps and a very arty swearbox: it’s the Culture Christmas gift guide!
Put some artful oomph into your festive season with our bumper guide, featuring everything from a satanic South Park shirt to Marina Abramović’s penis salt and pepper pots
www.theguardian.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Am I very very old, or is all this a bit... Grubby?
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Good lord.
People are calling my lede here "appalling," "nightmare fuel," "actively evil," and "a desecration of the human spirit"
The Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr. Affair Is Messier Than We Ever Could Have Imagined
Inside the most important, and also least important, story of our time
www.theringer.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Good lord.
Himself just sat down, opened his phone and announced "SEX CARDIGANS!"
I didn't even blink. 12 years and we're there.
I didn't even blink. 12 years and we're there.
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Himself just sat down, opened his phone and announced "SEX CARDIGANS!"
I didn't even blink. 12 years and we're there.
I didn't even blink. 12 years and we're there.
"and next week, knitted food"
Why are they so determined to make knitting look awful. Why is no one allowed to knit anything beautiful 😭
#gameofwool
Why are they so determined to make knitting look awful. Why is no one allowed to knit anything beautiful 😭
#gameofwool
November 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"and next week, knitted food"
Why are they so determined to make knitting look awful. Why is no one allowed to knit anything beautiful 😭
#gameofwool
Why are they so determined to make knitting look awful. Why is no one allowed to knit anything beautiful 😭
#gameofwool
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Honestly at this point I’m just watching #GameofWool waiting for the moment when Holger snaps and does a murder
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Honestly at this point I’m just watching #GameofWool waiting for the moment when Holger snaps and does a murder
CROCHET ISN'T FUCKING KNITTING
#gameofwool
#gameofwool
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
CROCHET ISN'T FUCKING KNITTING
#gameofwool
#gameofwool
It's 100% Monday. All of it.
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 AM
It's 100% Monday. All of it.
I made a tiny Christmas stocking.
I don't want to make any more but I have committed to make 16.
SIXTEEN.
I don't want to make any more but I have committed to make 16.
SIXTEEN.
November 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I made a tiny Christmas stocking.
I don't want to make any more but I have committed to make 16.
SIXTEEN.
I don't want to make any more but I have committed to make 16.
SIXTEEN.
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Alright, calm down Dick Whittington.
November 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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I don't mean to show off but my team and I won a HSJ award last night.
(I am showing off)
(I am showing off)
November 21, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I don't mean to show off but my team and I won a HSJ award last night.
(I am showing off)
(I am showing off)
I had a good day today
I am caught up on what's going on for the first time since September
I spent an hour sticking tiny number stickers to keys and lockers
I chaired the worst meeting of the month & it was OK
I spent a different hour tidying up an office, getting rid of random boxes and wires
I am caught up on what's going on for the first time since September
I spent an hour sticking tiny number stickers to keys and lockers
I chaired the worst meeting of the month & it was OK
I spent a different hour tidying up an office, getting rid of random boxes and wires
a picture of a spider man with the words i can be so helpful
ALT: a picture of a spider man with the words i can be so helpful
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I had a good day today
I am caught up on what's going on for the first time since September
I spent an hour sticking tiny number stickers to keys and lockers
I chaired the worst meeting of the month & it was OK
I spent a different hour tidying up an office, getting rid of random boxes and wires
I am caught up on what's going on for the first time since September
I spent an hour sticking tiny number stickers to keys and lockers
I chaired the worst meeting of the month & it was OK
I spent a different hour tidying up an office, getting rid of random boxes and wires
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I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
I am SO excited about this movie.
I loved the book so much and it really looks like they've nailed it.
#ProjectHailMary
I loved the book so much and it really looks like they've nailed it.
#ProjectHailMary
🚨NEW PROJECT HAIL MARY TRAILER🚨
Yes, I'm very excited because I've been waiting for this adaptation of an excellent sci-fi novel for years. 😁
Only in theaters and IMAX 3.20.26.
Yes, I'm very excited because I've been waiting for this adaptation of an excellent sci-fi novel for years. 😁
Only in theaters and IMAX 3.20.26.
Project Hail Mary | Official Trailer 2
YouTube video by Amazon MGM Studios
www.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I am SO excited about this movie.
I loved the book so much and it really looks like they've nailed it.
#ProjectHailMary
I loved the book so much and it really looks like they've nailed it.
#ProjectHailMary
I have a underdesk dog today 😍
November 18, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I have a underdesk dog today 😍
HAS ANYONE MENTIONED HOW COLD IT IS
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
HAS ANYONE MENTIONED HOW COLD IT IS
Well. We certainly watched that.
#gameofwool
#gameofwool
November 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Well. We certainly watched that.
#gameofwool
#gameofwool