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Watched a delightful nativity today and it reminded me of the time I directed one early in my career.
I wanted 'Mary' to react in shock to 'Gabriel' and foolishly told her to react like a mum would - cue angel appearing and the six-year-old Mary yelling, "F*cking Hell!" at the top of her voice.
December 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Talking Christmas lists on the family chat
🎄
December 5, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Some of us are not ready to face the world today
December 5, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I'm already cross and fed up so I guess I'll watch #GameofWool.
December 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Day 3 of extremely tedious diverticula flare up, and why hasn't it fucked off yet?
December 2, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Art history class tonight on Vermeer at Kenwood has reminded me of the theft of the Guitar Player, which was a big story when I was nine. Strap in, this goes places. 🧵(1/13)
December 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Finished it!

I hope it's nice to wear after all that.
December 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Am I very very old, or is all this a bit... Grubby?
December 1, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Good lord.
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Himself just sat down, opened his phone and announced "SEX CARDIGANS!"

I didn't even blink. 12 years and we're there.
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
"and next week, knitted food"

Why are they so determined to make knitting look awful. Why is no one allowed to knit anything beautiful 😭

#gameofwool
November 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Honestly at this point I’m just watching #GameofWool waiting for the moment when Holger snaps and does a murder
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
CROCHET ISN'T FUCKING KNITTING
#gameofwool
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
It's 100% Monday. All of it.
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I made a tiny Christmas stocking.
I don't want to make any more but I have committed to make 16.

SIXTEEN.
November 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
🤣
Alright, calm down Dick Whittington.
November 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Big London
November 21, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I don't mean to show off but my team and I won a HSJ award last night.

(I am showing off)
November 21, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I had a good day today
I am caught up on what's going on for the first time since September
I spent an hour sticking tiny number stickers to keys and lockers
I chaired the worst meeting of the month & it was OK
I spent a different hour tidying up an office, getting rid of random boxes and wires
a picture of a spider man with the words i can be so helpful
ALT: a picture of a spider man with the words i can be so helpful
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November 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I am SO excited about this movie.
I loved the book so much and it really looks like they've nailed it.
#ProjectHailMary
🚨NEW PROJECT HAIL MARY TRAILER🚨

Yes, I'm very excited because I've been waiting for this adaptation of an excellent sci-fi novel for years. 😁

Only in theaters and IMAX 3.20.26.
Project Hail Mary | Official Trailer 2
YouTube video by Amazon MGM Studios
www.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I have a underdesk dog today 😍
November 18, 2025 at 11:25 AM
HAS ANYONE MENTIONED HOW COLD IT IS
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Well. We certainly watched that.
#gameofwool
November 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM