Paul
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Paul
@chipocrite.bsky.social
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Game Boy musician, hack guitarist, EarthNight Composer, cool dad
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Every single thing he does feels like it’s designed to tank his approval rating
Good laugh this morning
Stephen Miller’s wife Katie loses her shit and comes complete unglued because she claims that when Cenk said “the Millers lie” that was an anti-Semitic comment. Totally unhinged wacko.
This shouldn’t be an acceptable political position
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
Totally agree. If I ever use “lol”, which is not often, it’s for a kind of specific situation, something that elicited like a very surprising, very strong big laugh, and I’ll say “actual lol” because I want the other person to know it was a real out-loud laugh, not just some kinda shorthand bs
That’s a good point for sure, but voting for someone knowing it’s trolling is essentially admitting you already have a low opinion of them. It’s foolish that they laugh at the idea of a crappy president but once they’re affected by it, they’re suddenly mad at the crappy president
I see this stuff and I just cannot understand what these people expected a few months ago
This is like AI misinterpreting Buckethead
Spoiler alert: they’re going to try and pull the money no matter what happens
It’s the same key and everything hahah
Love it. Am I crazy or is this strongly similar to Sonic Youth’s “Cross The Breeze”? Like the instrumentals in the background during the part where the vocals start around 2 minutes in youtu.be/wzsjWKVAy2Q?...
'Cross the Breeze
YouTube video by Sonic Youth - Topic
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Absolutely. Even if Obama has absolutely no intention of running (which he shouldn’t, as much as I like him), it just needs to be out there to see what happens. The whole thing is sickening.
I am so down with this idea
Honestly at some point you have to start doing psyops with these people:

Have Obama announce that he will seek a third term tomorrow. Then watch all the con law “scholars” and Fix News MELT DOWN trying to explain why he can’t but Trump can. (It’s like Newsom taking over his social media persona)
Q: One theory on how you might try to serve a 3rd term is that you could run at the vice president

TRUMP: Yeah, I'd be allowed to do that. But I would rule that out because it's too cute.
This. 100%. Say what you want about Kamala, but she repeatedly told us how he only cares about himself, and she was right. The reason he legit thinks his presidency is going so well is because it is… for himself. And himself alone. And that’s the only thing that matters in his pathetic-ass life
He doesn't care about law. He doesn't care about rules. He doesn't care about the country. He doesn't care about truth. He doesn't care about right or wrong.

He only cares about himself. And most importantly—what he can get away with.
Trump on a third term: "I would love to do it. I have the best numbers ever. Am I not ruling it out? You'll have to tell me."
Sure, but hear me out… when you become President of the United States… you have to be President.. of the ENTIRE United States
I watch these cartoons on this service with my daughter several times per week. Hope it works out!
According to Tubi's head of acquisitions, "LOONEY TUNES" has become one of their "top-ten best-performing series," and is popular with viewers across generations.

He says they are in "active negotiations" to ensure that Tubi can be the home of Looney Tunes for "quite a while — likely years."
As part of the center of the Phish/TMBG Venn diagram, I also need to know
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Ad: This clip, then cutting to people waiting in food lines, then to Johnson saying he isn't familiar with X, Y, or Z, then cutting to U.S. citizens being arrested by masked goons, then a quote from Roberts and the immunity decision.
Leavitt: "At this moment in time, of course, the ballroom is really the president's main priority."
Dude enables every single chaotic, nightmarish problem in the country right now and then complains about having a 21-hour workday. Reap what you sow, a-hole
RAJU: You said yesterday you were still trying to get the details of this $230m Trump wants from the DOJ. Now that you've had some time, are you ok with taxpayers potentially being on the hook for that kind of money?

MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not trying to dodge. I haven't had time to get the details
Can’t say I fully regret my vote because I will be forever grateful we didn’t get Senator Oz. Other than that, deep regret.
The buck stops here! (turns out “here” is a routing number)
Saw this today. They finally got him :( @actualnames.bsky.social
Nothing here is exaggerated
Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.