Paul
chipocrite.bsky.social
Paul
@chipocrite.bsky.social
Game Boy musician, hack guitarist, EarthNight Composer, cool dad
I watched this halftime show. Nothing about it felt particularly “MAGA” to me. It was just a bunch of surprisingly diverse people performing pretty warm and lighthearted music, in a pretty positive, fun way. If the thing you liked about it was that it didn’t have any Latinos, just say that, assholes
Deport Bad Bunny? Where, back to the Puerto Rico…which is part of what country again?
December 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Every. Damn. Year.
December 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
In a political climate where tons of moments are notable for being unbelievably awkward and disturbing, this is absolutely S-class
Asked by Erika Kirk what her advice to young men is, Nicki Minaj says, “don’t be like [Gavin] Newscum.”

Nicki then refers to Trump as “our handsome, dashing president.”

She then referred to JD Vance as “an assassin,” and remembered whom she was on stage with.

Erika Kirk then assures her it’s fine
December 22, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Reposted by Paul
You’ve lost the plot as a presidential administration when Dr. Oz is on stage handwringing about the cost of balls
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
People say things like “We all know who Trump really is,” “Those who voted for him know what they’re getting” but I don’t believe it. So many supporters will defend the idea that he’s not a scumbag. Truth is, he is. Period. And you’re either ok with it or not.

That should be the messaging.
December 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Reposted by Paul
The real divide in America isn’t whether or not you believe this. Literally no one believes this.

The real divide is between the people who think lying should matter—and the people who’ll make an exception for our Great Leader.
Trump suggests he actually won California last year but it was “rigged”
December 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
From what I remember, Penn State has a decently respected meteorology program. Also from what I remember, I went to college with a lot of morons. So I guess I shouldn’t be totally shocked when the weather reports are so often so drastically wrong
December 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Finally just watched KPop Demon Hunters and I’m not ashamed to admit I kinda loved it
December 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I just rewatched the Conan O’Brien Hot Ones and it really is an unbelievable entertainment experience
December 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Here’s a brief summary of the WXPN countdown of the greatest covers of all time #xpncountdown
December 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I struggled with making my own list and never submitted one because it’s just too hard to narrow it down to 10 but I think Yes’s “America” probably would’ve been in contention. Like how many creative ideas can you possibly squeeze into one cover? This song is the answer. #xpncountdown
December 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The United States is in an abusive relationship with pathological liars
Q: Can you explain what's going on with the bandages on Trump's hand?

LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
December 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
“Bizarre Love Triangle” has a special place in my heart — i did my own cover of it many years ago and got some interesting and cool exposure for it. If any #xpncountdown followers are interested in hearing another take on that awesome song, here it is youtu.be/36M21ylo6OY?...
"Bizarre Love Triangle 8-bit version" by Chipocrite
YouTube video by masterchiefkl
youtu.be
December 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I know there’s not too much to be gained from hating, but these Weezer covers should be disqualified from the #xpncountdown. This album was the most boring, unimaginative wedding-band-demo-tape collection of covers I’ve ever heard. Africa is an undoubtedly great song but this cover is pointless.
December 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
For all the people listening to the #xpncountdown who feel like they need to announce how much they hate Phish: pbs.twimg.com/media/DkEHCa...
December 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I remember hearing this “Tomorrow Never Knows” cover during the pre-show dj set at the King Gizzard show at The Mann this summer. I thought this was pretty obscure, glad it made it to the countdown! #XPNCountdown
December 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
You know what’s fun is when you need something at work from someone who’s always kinda difficult to work with and you do everything you can to put it off til you can’t anymore, and you try your best to make it easy for them, and they immediately confirm themselves to be difficult just as expected
December 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I love you WXPN and I know this is all fan voted but there have been some absolutely insufferable covers this morning hahah. I don’t blame you but some of this is rough for Monday morning #XPNCountdown
December 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
All the President does all day is sit around being angry about anyone who isn’t making him look good. That’s it. There is no other agenda.
Trump demands an apology from CBS (or else!) says, "The only reason Marjorie 'Traitor' Brown (Green turns Brown under stress!) went BAD is that she was JILTED by the President of the United States (Certainly not the first time she has been jilted!)."
December 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I try not to be too much of an audio snob, but the person who does the mixing for the musical guests on SNL is a fucking embarrassment and should’ve been fired months ago
December 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Ohh yeah, I forgot about this Molly Hatchet version of the Allman Bros. It’s another pleasantly surprising cover that’s much better than i would’ve expected. Feels more hopeful than the sorta wistful and almost sad original #XPNCountdown
December 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Political platform: when I get onion rings at Burger King, I shouldn’t have to ask for the zesty sauce. Nobody orders the rings and doesn’t want that. It’s part of the order
December 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Wow, T-Pain covering Black Sabbath is not something I expected to care about, but damn, this is amazing. First thing I’ve heard on the countdown that is really blowing my mind. I love discovering stuff like this. Thanks @wxpnfm.bsky.social! #XPNCountdown
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Again I find myself asking, what did these idiots expect
“What have I done!” 🤡
December 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM