Chocotaco, Independent Champion
@chocotaco.bsky.social
saving the world for the right price.
only talk to me about skip holtz after a few drinks.
All takes are incorrect but sincere
only talk to me about skip holtz after a few drinks.
All takes are incorrect but sincere
hope all yall get to make out today
February 14, 2026 at 3:07 PM
hope all yall get to make out today
Obama: *punches me* stop listening to devil wears prada
Choco: fuck you asshole
Obama: *throws chair at wall* the still fly cover isn't actually good
Choco: GOT O HELL
Choco: fuck you asshole
Obama: *throws chair at wall* the still fly cover isn't actually good
Choco: GOT O HELL
friend: you should listen to new music
me: i do
F: why does your autocomplete start with 2014 then
m: THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER
me: i do
F: why does your autocomplete start with 2014 then
m: THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER
February 14, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Obama: *punches me* stop listening to devil wears prada
Choco: fuck you asshole
Obama: *throws chair at wall* the still fly cover isn't actually good
Choco: GOT O HELL
Choco: fuck you asshole
Obama: *throws chair at wall* the still fly cover isn't actually good
Choco: GOT O HELL
friend: you should listen to new music
me: i do
F: why does your autocomplete start with 2014 then
m: THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER
me: i do
F: why does your autocomplete start with 2014 then
m: THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER
February 14, 2026 at 4:05 AM
friend: you should listen to new music
me: i do
F: why does your autocomplete start with 2014 then
m: THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER
me: i do
F: why does your autocomplete start with 2014 then
m: THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER
"Jon Harbaugh joins Fox & Friends to break his silence on being fired, President Trump's support, his faith, and love of country"
doing this after hiring Callahan, Roman, AND Nagy? heat check move
doing this after hiring Callahan, Roman, AND Nagy? heat check move
so Jon Harbaugh is just completely incinerating any good will before game 1 got it
February 14, 2026 at 12:39 AM
"Jon Harbaugh joins Fox & Friends to break his silence on being fired, President Trump's support, his faith, and love of country"
doing this after hiring Callahan, Roman, AND Nagy? heat check move
doing this after hiring Callahan, Roman, AND Nagy? heat check move
so Jon Harbaugh is just completely incinerating any good will before game 1 got it
February 14, 2026 at 12:36 AM
so Jon Harbaugh is just completely incinerating any good will before game 1 got it
had to double check i didnt hallucinate the 2019 version with Kristin stewart and Elizabeth banks
A new version of ‘CHARLIE’S ANGELS’ is in the works.
Pete Chiarelli (‘The Proposal’, ‘Crazy Rich Asians’) is writing the fresh take on the iconic action franchise.
#CharliesAngels #PeteChiarelli
🔗 www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Pete Chiarelli (‘The Proposal’, ‘Crazy Rich Asians’) is writing the fresh take on the iconic action franchise.
#CharliesAngels #PeteChiarelli
🔗 www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
February 14, 2026 at 12:28 AM
had to double check i didnt hallucinate the 2019 version with Kristin stewart and Elizabeth banks
someone posted the clip of Stone Cold getting punk'd and oh my fucking god the shithead boss is Colin Jost
youtu.be/Qa9GFMYoBaU?...
youtu.be/Qa9GFMYoBaU?...
Ashton Kutcher vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin, Ashlee Simpson & D12 | Punk'd
YouTube video by MTV Vault
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 11:49 PM
someone posted the clip of Stone Cold getting punk'd and oh my fucking god the shithead boss is Colin Jost
youtu.be/Qa9GFMYoBaU?...
youtu.be/Qa9GFMYoBaU?...
northern Illinois and the mac having the most toxic of breakups
Sources: MAC nearing vote on adding Sacramento State to league as football-only member
MAC executives are in serious discussions on a move that would bring a windfall to current member schools. Sacramento State’s entry fee is expected to be more than $15 million.
sports.yahoo.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:11 PM
northern Illinois and the mac having the most toxic of breakups
go ahead and TRY to embarrass the Arizona Cardinals, you can't!
Schefter: NFL prevailed in grievance vs. NFLPA on team report cards.
Future report cards won't be made public.
Future report cards won't be made public.
February 13, 2026 at 6:37 PM
go ahead and TRY to embarrass the Arizona Cardinals, you can't!
*nutshots shams*
Chris Paul announces he is officially retiring from basketball after 21 seasons, ending a Hall of Fame career.
The Toronto Raptors have waived Chris Paul.
February 13, 2026 at 5:55 PM
*nutshots shams*
director asked me why I am billing to 25 projects this week
sent her a picture of my calendar
"oh....well thats not great"
sent her a picture of my calendar
"oh....well thats not great"
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
director asked me why I am billing to 25 projects this week
sent her a picture of my calendar
"oh....well thats not great"
sent her a picture of my calendar
"oh....well thats not great"
tfw you're playing a road game in jerryworld
February 13, 2026 at 5:30 PM
tfw you're playing a road game in jerryworld
UNTRUSTWORTHY
They’re calling it the baldest coaching staff in NFL history, folks.
February 13, 2026 at 4:45 PM
UNTRUSTWORTHY
used my jury pay on wings, call that freedom fries
February 12, 2026 at 11:54 PM
used my jury pay on wings, call that freedom fries
~tank waaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssssssssss~
February 12, 2026 at 4:49 PM
~tank waaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssssssssss~
everything is a work but Zaslav is absolutely dumb enough to believe wrestling fans won't just double down on this twice as hard
Report: Warner Bros. Discovery blocks Brody King from AEW Dynamite following "F*ck ICE" chants
cultaholic.com/posts/report...
cultaholic.com/posts/report...
Report: Warner Bros. Discovery Blocks Brody King From AEW Dynamite Following "F*ck ICE" Chants
Brody King was absent from Wednesday night's episode of AEW Dynamite, and it reportedly wasn't a Tony Khan decision not to have him on the show.
cultaholic.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:21 PM
everything is a work but Zaslav is absolutely dumb enough to believe wrestling fans won't just double down on this twice as hard
good morning
February 12, 2026 at 1:03 PM
good morning
having the sudden realization that having a full armory on my walls may not have given a good impression to female company in my teenage years
but in my defense, it was a really sweet jambiya
but in my defense, it was a really sweet jambiya
struggling to say anything as someone who had a blowpipe mounted on his wall in his teenage years
February 12, 2026 at 3:53 AM
having the sudden realization that having a full armory on my walls may not have given a good impression to female company in my teenage years
but in my defense, it was a really sweet jambiya
but in my defense, it was a really sweet jambiya
"matchups will be flexed in the best interest of the league"
oh. hell. yeah.
its the sequel to cusa basketball putting the top 4 teams against each other to game RPI
oh. hell. yeah.
its the sequel to cusa basketball putting the top 4 teams against each other to game RPI
February 12, 2026 at 3:12 AM
"matchups will be flexed in the best interest of the league"
oh. hell. yeah.
its the sequel to cusa basketball putting the top 4 teams against each other to game RPI
oh. hell. yeah.
its the sequel to cusa basketball putting the top 4 teams against each other to game RPI
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllll
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 7:25 PM
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllll
its funny that this killed Disney's live action remake trend.... for a few months until Lilo & Stitch made a billion and NOW WE'RE BACK BABY
www.forbes.com/sites/caroli...
www.forbes.com/sites/caroli...
Disney Loses $170 Million On ‘Snow White’ As Studio Reveals Movie Blew Its Budget
The dark spell cast on Disney's bottom line by the live action version of Snow White has been revealed in filings showing the movie "was forecasted to be over the production budget".
www.forbes.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:45 PM
its funny that this killed Disney's live action remake trend.... for a few months until Lilo & Stitch made a billion and NOW WE'RE BACK BABY
www.forbes.com/sites/caroli...
www.forbes.com/sites/caroli...
nick Wright dropping the black vs white nba all star game taek on a Wednesday, just when its needed most
February 11, 2026 at 1:00 PM
nick Wright dropping the black vs white nba all star game taek on a Wednesday, just when its needed most
"spray em with the hose"
February 11, 2026 at 12:35 PM
"spray em with the hose"
Klint Kubiak agrees to 5 year deal to become Raiders head coach. If he serves that full term, he would be the longest tenured raiders coach since Tom Flores succeeded madden in 1979.
February 11, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Klint Kubiak agrees to 5 year deal to become Raiders head coach. If he serves that full term, he would be the longest tenured raiders coach since Tom Flores succeeded madden in 1979.