Chocotaco, Independent Champion
@chocotaco.bsky.social
saving the world for the right price.
only talk to me about skip holtz after a few drinks.
All takes are incorrect but sincere
only talk to me about skip holtz after a few drinks.
All takes are incorrect but sincere
KD's burner leaking on all star weekend is beautiful. referring to Luka as "the European"? calling Devin Booker of all people a dictator? GOAT poster
February 16, 2026 at 1:10 PM
KD's burner leaking on all star weekend is beautiful. referring to Luka as "the European"? calling Devin Booker of all people a dictator? GOAT poster
can't believe that rant didn't work out for him
BREAKING: Jerome Tang is out at Kansas State, source tells CBS Sports.
www.cbssports.com/college-bask...
www.cbssports.com/college-bask...
Kansas State fires Jerome Tang: Wildcats coach is out in fourth season just days after viral rant
Tang, who is owed more than $18 million, has struggled to win despite having a hefty NIL budget in recent years
www.cbssports.com
February 16, 2026 at 12:52 AM
can't believe that rant didn't work out for him
bullying is bad, sure, BUT
Is Michael Jordan an asshole, yes, do I root for him despite knowing he’s an asshole, no comment
February 15, 2026 at 11:04 PM
bullying is bad, sure, BUT
Reposted by Chocotaco, Independent Champion
This piece from @youngmimayer.bsky.social had me in *shambles* youngmimayer.substack.com/p/soon-yi-pr...
soon yi previn our worthless daughter, you are so pretty i'm going to die
우리 쓸데없는 딸내미 이뻐죽겠내
youngmimayer.substack.com
February 15, 2026 at 1:52 PM
This piece from @youngmimayer.bsky.social had me in *shambles* youngmimayer.substack.com/p/soon-yi-pr...
someone finally took the 50mil they've been waving around
NEWS: The MAC has voted to add Sacramento State into the league as a football-only member, @RossDellenger reports👀
https://www.on3.com/news/report-mac-votes-sacramento-state-into-leauge-as-football-only-member/
https://www.on3.com/news/report-mac-votes-sacramento-state-into-leauge-as-football-only-member/
February 15, 2026 at 3:06 AM
someone finally took the 50mil they've been waving around
incels just don't have that dog in them
I love how growing up in the 90s the general consensus was that 80s music sucked and I’m sorry but Prince, Petty, Mark Knopfler, Phil Collins, Sting, George Michael, that was the decade of dorky lead guys who punched way above their weight class
February 15, 2026 at 12:03 AM
incels just don't have that dog in them
ash ketchum would never be allowed back in the country
Pokemon sponsoring a bunch of Olympic stuff feels like a joke from 1998 me.
February 14, 2026 at 8:59 PM
ash ketchum would never be allowed back in the country
hope all yall get to make out today
February 14, 2026 at 3:07 PM
hope all yall get to make out today
Obama: *punches me* stop listening to devil wears prada
Choco: fuck you asshole
Obama: *throws chair at wall* the still fly cover isn't actually good
Choco: GOT O HELL
Choco: fuck you asshole
Obama: *throws chair at wall* the still fly cover isn't actually good
Choco: GOT O HELL
friend: you should listen to new music
me: i do
F: why does your autocomplete start with 2014 then
m: THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER
me: i do
F: why does your autocomplete start with 2014 then
m: THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER
February 14, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Obama: *punches me* stop listening to devil wears prada
Choco: fuck you asshole
Obama: *throws chair at wall* the still fly cover isn't actually good
Choco: GOT O HELL
Choco: fuck you asshole
Obama: *throws chair at wall* the still fly cover isn't actually good
Choco: GOT O HELL
friend: you should listen to new music
me: i do
F: why does your autocomplete start with 2014 then
m: THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER
me: i do
F: why does your autocomplete start with 2014 then
m: THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER
February 14, 2026 at 4:05 AM
friend: you should listen to new music
me: i do
F: why does your autocomplete start with 2014 then
m: THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER
me: i do
F: why does your autocomplete start with 2014 then
m: THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER
"Jon Harbaugh joins Fox & Friends to break his silence on being fired, President Trump's support, his faith, and love of country"
doing this after hiring Callahan, Roman, AND Nagy? heat check move
doing this after hiring Callahan, Roman, AND Nagy? heat check move
so Jon Harbaugh is just completely incinerating any good will before game 1 got it
February 14, 2026 at 12:39 AM
"Jon Harbaugh joins Fox & Friends to break his silence on being fired, President Trump's support, his faith, and love of country"
doing this after hiring Callahan, Roman, AND Nagy? heat check move
doing this after hiring Callahan, Roman, AND Nagy? heat check move
so Jon Harbaugh is just completely incinerating any good will before game 1 got it
February 14, 2026 at 12:36 AM
so Jon Harbaugh is just completely incinerating any good will before game 1 got it
had to double check i didnt hallucinate the 2019 version with Kristin stewart and Elizabeth banks
A new version of ‘CHARLIE’S ANGELS’ is in the works.
Pete Chiarelli (‘The Proposal’, ‘Crazy Rich Asians’) is writing the fresh take on the iconic action franchise.
#CharliesAngels #PeteChiarelli
🔗 www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Pete Chiarelli (‘The Proposal’, ‘Crazy Rich Asians’) is writing the fresh take on the iconic action franchise.
#CharliesAngels #PeteChiarelli
🔗 www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
February 14, 2026 at 12:28 AM
had to double check i didnt hallucinate the 2019 version with Kristin stewart and Elizabeth banks
someone posted the clip of Stone Cold getting punk'd and oh my fucking god the shithead boss is Colin Jost
youtu.be/Qa9GFMYoBaU?...
youtu.be/Qa9GFMYoBaU?...
Ashton Kutcher vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin, Ashlee Simpson & D12 | Punk'd
YouTube video by MTV Vault
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 11:49 PM
someone posted the clip of Stone Cold getting punk'd and oh my fucking god the shithead boss is Colin Jost
youtu.be/Qa9GFMYoBaU?...
youtu.be/Qa9GFMYoBaU?...
northern Illinois and the mac having the most toxic of breakups
Sources: MAC nearing vote on adding Sacramento State to league as football-only member
MAC executives are in serious discussions on a move that would bring a windfall to current member schools. Sacramento State’s entry fee is expected to be more than $15 million.
sports.yahoo.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:11 PM
northern Illinois and the mac having the most toxic of breakups
go ahead and TRY to embarrass the Arizona Cardinals, you can't!
Schefter: NFL prevailed in grievance vs. NFLPA on team report cards.
Future report cards won't be made public.
Future report cards won't be made public.
February 13, 2026 at 6:37 PM
go ahead and TRY to embarrass the Arizona Cardinals, you can't!
*nutshots shams*
Chris Paul announces he is officially retiring from basketball after 21 seasons, ending a Hall of Fame career.
The Toronto Raptors have waived Chris Paul.
February 13, 2026 at 5:55 PM
*nutshots shams*
director asked me why I am billing to 25 projects this week
sent her a picture of my calendar
"oh....well thats not great"
sent her a picture of my calendar
"oh....well thats not great"
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
director asked me why I am billing to 25 projects this week
sent her a picture of my calendar
"oh....well thats not great"
sent her a picture of my calendar
"oh....well thats not great"
tfw you're playing a road game in jerryworld
February 13, 2026 at 5:30 PM
tfw you're playing a road game in jerryworld
UNTRUSTWORTHY
They’re calling it the baldest coaching staff in NFL history, folks.
February 13, 2026 at 4:45 PM
UNTRUSTWORTHY
used my jury pay on wings, call that freedom fries
February 12, 2026 at 11:54 PM
used my jury pay on wings, call that freedom fries
~tank waaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssssssssss~
February 12, 2026 at 4:49 PM
~tank waaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssssssssss~
everything is a work but Zaslav is absolutely dumb enough to believe wrestling fans won't just double down on this twice as hard
Report: Warner Bros. Discovery blocks Brody King from AEW Dynamite following "F*ck ICE" chants
cultaholic.com/posts/report...
cultaholic.com/posts/report...
Report: Warner Bros. Discovery Blocks Brody King From AEW Dynamite Following "F*ck ICE" Chants
Brody King was absent from Wednesday night's episode of AEW Dynamite, and it reportedly wasn't a Tony Khan decision not to have him on the show.
cultaholic.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:21 PM
everything is a work but Zaslav is absolutely dumb enough to believe wrestling fans won't just double down on this twice as hard
good morning
February 12, 2026 at 1:03 PM
good morning