Chocotaco, Independent Champion
@chocotaco.bsky.social
saving the world for the right price.
only talk to me about skip holtz after a few drinks.
All takes are incorrect but sincere
only talk to me about skip holtz after a few drinks.
All takes are incorrect but sincere
go ahead and TRY to embarrass the Arizona Cardinals, you can't!
Schefter: NFL prevailed in grievance vs. NFLPA on team report cards.
Future report cards won't be made public.
Future report cards won't be made public.
February 13, 2026 at 6:37 PM
go ahead and TRY to embarrass the Arizona Cardinals, you can't!
*nutshots shams*
Chris Paul announces he is officially retiring from basketball after 21 seasons, ending a Hall of Fame career.
The Toronto Raptors have waived Chris Paul.
February 13, 2026 at 5:55 PM
*nutshots shams*
director asked me why I am billing to 25 projects this week
sent her a picture of my calendar
"oh....well thats not great"
sent her a picture of my calendar
"oh....well thats not great"
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
director asked me why I am billing to 25 projects this week
sent her a picture of my calendar
"oh....well thats not great"
sent her a picture of my calendar
"oh....well thats not great"
tfw you're playing a road game in jerryworld
February 13, 2026 at 5:30 PM
tfw you're playing a road game in jerryworld
UNTRUSTWORTHY
They’re calling it the baldest coaching staff in NFL history, folks.
February 13, 2026 at 4:45 PM
UNTRUSTWORTHY
used my jury pay on wings, call that freedom fries
February 12, 2026 at 11:54 PM
used my jury pay on wings, call that freedom fries
~tank waaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssssssssss~
February 12, 2026 at 4:49 PM
~tank waaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssssssssss~
everything is a work but Zaslav is absolutely dumb enough to believe wrestling fans won't just double down on this twice as hard
Report: Warner Bros. Discovery blocks Brody King from AEW Dynamite following "F*ck ICE" chants
cultaholic.com/posts/report...
cultaholic.com/posts/report...
Report: Warner Bros. Discovery Blocks Brody King From AEW Dynamite Following "F*ck ICE" Chants
Brody King was absent from Wednesday night's episode of AEW Dynamite, and it reportedly wasn't a Tony Khan decision not to have him on the show.
cultaholic.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:21 PM
everything is a work but Zaslav is absolutely dumb enough to believe wrestling fans won't just double down on this twice as hard
good morning
February 12, 2026 at 1:03 PM
good morning
having the sudden realization that having a full armory on my walls may not have given a good impression to female company in my teenage years
but in my defense, it was a really sweet jambiya
but in my defense, it was a really sweet jambiya
struggling to say anything as someone who had a blowpipe mounted on his wall in his teenage years
February 12, 2026 at 3:53 AM
having the sudden realization that having a full armory on my walls may not have given a good impression to female company in my teenage years
but in my defense, it was a really sweet jambiya
but in my defense, it was a really sweet jambiya
"matchups will be flexed in the best interest of the league"
oh. hell. yeah.
its the sequel to cusa basketball putting the top 4 teams against each other to game RPI
oh. hell. yeah.
its the sequel to cusa basketball putting the top 4 teams against each other to game RPI
February 12, 2026 at 3:12 AM
"matchups will be flexed in the best interest of the league"
oh. hell. yeah.
its the sequel to cusa basketball putting the top 4 teams against each other to game RPI
oh. hell. yeah.
its the sequel to cusa basketball putting the top 4 teams against each other to game RPI
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllll
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 7:25 PM
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllll
its funny that this killed Disney's live action remake trend.... for a few months until Lilo & Stitch made a billion and NOW WE'RE BACK BABY
www.forbes.com/sites/caroli...
www.forbes.com/sites/caroli...
Disney Loses $170 Million On ‘Snow White’ As Studio Reveals Movie Blew Its Budget
The dark spell cast on Disney's bottom line by the live action version of Snow White has been revealed in filings showing the movie "was forecasted to be over the production budget".
www.forbes.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:45 PM
its funny that this killed Disney's live action remake trend.... for a few months until Lilo & Stitch made a billion and NOW WE'RE BACK BABY
www.forbes.com/sites/caroli...
www.forbes.com/sites/caroli...
nick Wright dropping the black vs white nba all star game taek on a Wednesday, just when its needed most
February 11, 2026 at 1:00 PM
nick Wright dropping the black vs white nba all star game taek on a Wednesday, just when its needed most
"spray em with the hose"
February 11, 2026 at 12:35 PM
"spray em with the hose"
Klint Kubiak agrees to 5 year deal to become Raiders head coach. If he serves that full term, he would be the longest tenured raiders coach since Tom Flores succeeded madden in 1979.
February 11, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Klint Kubiak agrees to 5 year deal to become Raiders head coach. If he serves that full term, he would be the longest tenured raiders coach since Tom Flores succeeded madden in 1979.
*reflexively orders lemon drops*
February 11, 2026 at 3:43 AM
*reflexively orders lemon drops*
it remains funny that players don't really make that much for playoff games and it absolutely is partially negotiated that way FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME GRRRR TOUGHNESS
February 10, 2026 at 9:37 PM
it remains funny that players don't really make that much for playoff games and it absolutely is partially negotiated that way FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME GRRRR TOUGHNESS
one of the few women on earth that can actually fit an Oda character design
also chopper is now nibbler
also chopper is now nibbler
February 10, 2026 at 9:15 PM
one of the few women on earth that can actually fit an Oda character design
also chopper is now nibbler
also chopper is now nibbler
afc is an unserious conference
Devon Witherspoon revealed in a radio interview that Mike Macdonald identified from film study that the Patriots offensive linemen were effectively tipping their pitches with their stances.
Put that in the pantheon of Super Bowl coaching contributions.
Put that in the pantheon of Super Bowl coaching contributions.
February 10, 2026 at 8:55 PM
afc is an unserious conference
if you ever need to kill some time, contemplate how much society changes if internet access is billed by web page access initially rather than by time spent
we doing paywall discourse again, hell yeah I needed to feel 10 years younger.
February 10, 2026 at 8:41 PM
if you ever need to kill some time, contemplate how much society changes if internet access is billed by web page access initially rather than by time spent
we doing paywall discourse again, hell yeah I needed to feel 10 years younger.
February 10, 2026 at 8:39 PM
we doing paywall discourse again, hell yeah I needed to feel 10 years younger.
breaking zach's rewatchables cherry with this movie is hilarious
also, yeah, have a pretty solid guess on what's aged the worst
open.spotify.com/episode/4Kgi...
also, yeah, have a pretty solid guess on what's aged the worst
open.spotify.com/episode/4Kgi...
‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’ With Bill Simmons, Zach Lowe, and Craig Horlbeck
Spotify video
open.spotify.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:24 PM
breaking zach's rewatchables cherry with this movie is hilarious
also, yeah, have a pretty solid guess on what's aged the worst
open.spotify.com/episode/4Kgi...
also, yeah, have a pretty solid guess on what's aged the worst
open.spotify.com/episode/4Kgi...