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Bowltaco (not really)

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saving the world for the right price. only talk to me about skip holtz after a few drinks. All takes are incorrect but sincere

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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 9h

so. fucking. back.

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NBA Over/Unders, Part 1: The West With Zach Lowe and Joe House

Podcast Episode · The Bill Simmons Podcast · 10/15/2025 · 2h 22m

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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 9h

some lyrics are timeless

"I once got busy in a burger king bathroom" will always get the same distressed response

Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 9h

My mistake.

Los Angeles is significantly better at eating sausage and cheese

I.am.Brody @i-am-brody.bsky.social · 9h

Are you nuts??? They drink so much beer in Milwaukee the Red Cross won’t take their blood donations. Did you also know how many years of apprenticeship it takes to become a Beer Truck Delivery Driver in Milwaukee???

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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 9h

LET ME SEE IT

Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 9h

this looks like Weird Uncle vs Fun Uncle

you're gonna watch this documentary on helium in corn
VERSUS
you guys wanna try a sip of whiskey, its cool

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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 10h

The Dodgers are up on the brewers because los Angeles is significantly better at drinking beer than Milwaukee

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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 10h

Just wasteful tbh

Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 10h

my dad got professional sketches of hometown landmarks for the paper anniversary and they were hung up on the walls my entire childhood.

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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 10h

DAMMIT THIS IS BETTER

Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 10h

nice Afghan/blanket
matching hoodies/overwear
cloth style map of important landmarks to yall

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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 11h

so who are the brewers and Dodgers DDs (Designated Dumpers)?

Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 11h

they should simply stop getting in front of our bullets

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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 11h

Chrono Trigger

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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 11h

its a thing!

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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 11h

4-21 all time against top 10
1-18 at penn state

Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 11h

they're so mad JL

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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 11h

he also completely revamped their recruiting operation. I do think a team like wisconsin could use that

Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 11h

Paul dini had the decency to just have a thing for magicians (he's married to a real life zatanna)

Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 11h

this reminds me that ive been trolling tron fans by quoting the kh2 level and only gotten a *few* death threats

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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 11h

getting a little steam tbf

Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 11h

yeah but I don't sell it

Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 11h

No IRA, no PDA

Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 11h

Incidentally, LA is home to a disturbing number of folks who competitively share their credit score on their dating app profile. e.g.:

"I don't date people with a lower credit score than mine (810)."

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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 11h

what if godzilla simply hasn't had an authentic New York slice

IDW Publishing @idwpublishing.com · 21h

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles x Godzilla at #NewYorkComicCon!

Watch ComicPop interview Tim Seeley NYCC E-07 & Fero Pe about #TMNTxGodzilla.

Watch the full interview here: https://ow.ly/1x2b50XbbVP

#NYCC #CrossoverComics #GodzillaComics #TMNTComics #TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles

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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 11h

GARWSH, THE DARKNESS OF THE SOUL

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