Chocotaco, Independent Champion
@chocotaco.bsky.social
saving the world for the right price.
only talk to me about skip holtz after a few drinks.
All takes are incorrect but sincere
only talk to me about skip holtz after a few drinks.
All takes are incorrect but sincere
"Jon Harbaugh joins Fox & Friends to break his silence on being fired, President Trump's support, his faith, and love of country"
doing this after hiring Callahan, Roman, AND Nagy? heat check move
doing this after hiring Callahan, Roman, AND Nagy? heat check move
so Jon Harbaugh is just completely incinerating any good will before game 1 got it
February 14, 2026 at 12:39 AM
"Jon Harbaugh joins Fox & Friends to break his silence on being fired, President Trump's support, his faith, and love of country"
doing this after hiring Callahan, Roman, AND Nagy? heat check move
doing this after hiring Callahan, Roman, AND Nagy? heat check move
the formerly Baltimore one!
February 14, 2026 at 12:38 AM
the formerly Baltimore one!
so Jon Harbaugh is just completely incinerating any good will before game 1 got it
February 14, 2026 at 12:36 AM
so Jon Harbaugh is just completely incinerating any good will before game 1 got it
had to double check i didnt hallucinate the 2019 version with Kristin stewart and Elizabeth banks
A new version of ‘CHARLIE’S ANGELS’ is in the works.
Pete Chiarelli (‘The Proposal’, ‘Crazy Rich Asians’) is writing the fresh take on the iconic action franchise.
#CharliesAngels #PeteChiarelli
🔗 www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Pete Chiarelli (‘The Proposal’, ‘Crazy Rich Asians’) is writing the fresh take on the iconic action franchise.
#CharliesAngels #PeteChiarelli
🔗 www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
February 14, 2026 at 12:28 AM
had to double check i didnt hallucinate the 2019 version with Kristin stewart and Elizabeth banks
someone posted the clip of Stone Cold getting punk'd and oh my fucking god the shithead boss is Colin Jost
youtu.be/Qa9GFMYoBaU?...
youtu.be/Qa9GFMYoBaU?...
Ashton Kutcher vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin, Ashlee Simpson & D12 | Punk'd
YouTube video by MTV Vault
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 11:49 PM
someone posted the clip of Stone Cold getting punk'd and oh my fucking god the shithead boss is Colin Jost
youtu.be/Qa9GFMYoBaU?...
youtu.be/Qa9GFMYoBaU?...
northern Illinois and the mac having the most toxic of breakups
Sources: MAC nearing vote on adding Sacramento State to league as football-only member
MAC executives are in serious discussions on a move that would bring a windfall to current member schools. Sacramento State’s entry fee is expected to be more than $15 million.
sports.yahoo.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:11 PM
northern Illinois and the mac having the most toxic of breakups
go ahead and TRY to embarrass the Arizona Cardinals, you can't!
Schefter: NFL prevailed in grievance vs. NFLPA on team report cards.
Future report cards won't be made public.
Future report cards won't be made public.
February 13, 2026 at 6:37 PM
go ahead and TRY to embarrass the Arizona Cardinals, you can't!
*takes deep breath*
KAAAAANNNNGGGGGGGGGGGZZZZZZZZZZZ
KAAAAANNNNGGGGGGGGGGGZZZZZZZZZZZ
February 13, 2026 at 6:11 PM
*takes deep breath*
KAAAAANNNNGGGGGGGGGGGZZZZZZZZZZZ
KAAAAANNNNGGGGGGGGGGGZZZZZZZZZZZ
*nutshots shams*
Chris Paul announces he is officially retiring from basketball after 21 seasons, ending a Hall of Fame career.
The Toronto Raptors have waived Chris Paul.
February 13, 2026 at 5:55 PM
*nutshots shams*
jokes on you thats spring
February 13, 2026 at 5:46 PM
jokes on you thats spring
director asked me why I am billing to 25 projects this week
sent her a picture of my calendar
"oh....well thats not great"
sent her a picture of my calendar
"oh....well thats not great"
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
director asked me why I am billing to 25 projects this week
sent her a picture of my calendar
"oh....well thats not great"
sent her a picture of my calendar
"oh....well thats not great"
tfw you're playing a road game in jerryworld
February 13, 2026 at 5:30 PM
tfw you're playing a road game in jerryworld
crucial to the lore!
February 13, 2026 at 5:17 PM
crucial to the lore!
Just realized texans/titans games are going to be so intense now, the most tense handshakes ever
February 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Just realized texans/titans games are going to be so intense now, the most tense handshakes ever
UNTRUSTWORTHY
They’re calling it the baldest coaching staff in NFL history, folks.
February 13, 2026 at 4:45 PM
UNTRUSTWORTHY
if its That One, it was cut i believe
February 13, 2026 at 3:03 PM
if its That One, it was cut i believe
changed my mind, this is real and the 49ers deserve it tbh
February 13, 2026 at 1:23 AM
changed my mind, this is real and the 49ers deserve it tbh
these are very anxious times sparty
February 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM
these are very anxious times sparty
used my jury pay on wings, call that freedom fries
February 12, 2026 at 11:54 PM
used my jury pay on wings, call that freedom fries
the source material is wild
February 12, 2026 at 11:01 PM
the source material is wild
still don't really get why they traded for someone who plays Dybantsa's position but oh well
February 12, 2026 at 4:49 PM
still don't really get why they traded for someone who plays Dybantsa's position but oh well
~tank waaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssssssssss~
February 12, 2026 at 4:49 PM
~tank waaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssssssssss~
the entire warriors/kuminga saga has been petty af, i need him to never leave
February 12, 2026 at 2:22 PM
the entire warriors/kuminga saga has been petty af, i need him to never leave
everything is a work but Zaslav is absolutely dumb enough to believe wrestling fans won't just double down on this twice as hard
Report: Warner Bros. Discovery blocks Brody King from AEW Dynamite following "F*ck ICE" chants
cultaholic.com/posts/report...
cultaholic.com/posts/report...
Report: Warner Bros. Discovery Blocks Brody King From AEW Dynamite Following "F*ck ICE" Chants
Brody King was absent from Wednesday night's episode of AEW Dynamite, and it reportedly wasn't a Tony Khan decision not to have him on the show.
cultaholic.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:21 PM
everything is a work but Zaslav is absolutely dumb enough to believe wrestling fans won't just double down on this twice as hard
funnier, kuminga's not allowed to bring friends/fam to games due to them eating too much free food in the boxes
February 12, 2026 at 1:59 PM
funnier, kuminga's not allowed to bring friends/fam to games due to them eating too much free food in the boxes