The Chonkahedron
@chonkahedron.bsky.social
Giant Scottish Softboi. Big Dad Energy. Not a slut but I play one on the internet.
NSFW. BLM. Trans rights are human rights. 🔞🏴🏳️🌈 MDNI. EMPTY PROFILES GET BLOCKED.
Queer smut, collections of interesting pop culture ephemera, shitposting
NSFW. BLM. Trans rights are human rights. 🔞🏴🏳️🌈 MDNI. EMPTY PROFILES GET BLOCKED.
Queer smut, collections of interesting pop culture ephemera, shitposting
Pinned
No posts? No profile pic? No bio?
No chance.
If you're not making at least a little effort then you're getting blocked.
No chance.
If you're not making at least a little effort then you're getting blocked.
If you're a "plus size model" promoting "body positivity" and you're now advertising weight loss drugs from a bear-themed online "pharmacy" you can climb right on into the fucking bin.
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
If you're a "plus size model" promoting "body positivity" and you're now advertising weight loss drugs from a bear-themed online "pharmacy" you can climb right on into the fucking bin.
Went to the Christmas lights at the botanic gardens tonight with @distorted-view.bsky.social and @mattgikarp.bsky.social and it was lovely. More pics will come when I get them off my proper camera but here's some selfies from the tunnel of light thingy.
November 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Went to the Christmas lights at the botanic gardens tonight with @distorted-view.bsky.social and @mattgikarp.bsky.social and it was lovely. More pics will come when I get them off my proper camera but here's some selfies from the tunnel of light thingy.
Chasers. Not even once.
November 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Chasers. Not even once.
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
November 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
Is there any other film as sweet and joyful as Delirious that features a big guy as a romantic lead?
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Is there any other film as sweet and joyful as Delirious that features a big guy as a romantic lead?
I never realised Gailard Sartain died earlier this year. The loss of another adorable chubby guy from my formative years. ☹️
November 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I never realised Gailard Sartain died earlier this year. The loss of another adorable chubby guy from my formative years. ☹️
Reposted by The Chonkahedron
Fine I'll do it myself (mock up that is)
November 6, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Fine I'll do it myself (mock up that is)
Today's question: is the prevalence of chast*ty and orgasm denial a neo-prudish rejection of post-boomer hedonism?
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Today's question: is the prevalence of chast*ty and orgasm denial a neo-prudish rejection of post-boomer hedonism?
I have some sexy friends.
Sometimes you're just at home and a voice says "You should be in a jock and play on your phone" Then the voice says "Well you got a phone, and a jock on why not take some photos". Me I'm the voice it was me I said these things. Me!!!
November 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I have some sexy friends.
Still the absolute GOAT lipsync performance.
DRAG QUEEN’S EPIC SNEEZING ATTACK
YouTube video by lotion
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Still the absolute GOAT lipsync performance.
Fuck this pish.
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Fuck this pish.
The Scott Monument can look absolutely stunning at this time of year.
November 6, 2025 at 11:48 AM
The Scott Monument can look absolutely stunning at this time of year.
At least 80% of what I've been seeing on FB lately is just posts of this pic.
It's fun watching right wingers lose their shit over it.
It's fun watching right wingers lose their shit over it.
November 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
At least 80% of what I've been seeing on FB lately is just posts of this pic.
It's fun watching right wingers lose their shit over it.
It's fun watching right wingers lose their shit over it.
You in a hotel.
November 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
You in a hotel.
I always thought she was a twat and I couldn't give a shit about her new album.
Lily Allen: Copying Isn't Alright… Unless It's Done By Lily Allen
The folks over at TorrentFreak alerted me to the news that singer Lily Allen, who made some news last week for speaking out against file sharing and against artists who have defended file sharing, …
www.techdirt.com
November 1, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I always thought she was a twat and I couldn't give a shit about her new album.
Is it a controversial opinion to say that Caroline Polachek's best music was when she was still in Chairlift? Don't get me wrong, I love her solo stuff, but songs like I Belong In Your Arms or Wrong Opinion are just incredible pop.
October 29, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Is it a controversial opinion to say that Caroline Polachek's best music was when she was still in Chairlift? Don't get me wrong, I love her solo stuff, but songs like I Belong In Your Arms or Wrong Opinion are just incredible pop.
I have a lot of thoughts about this and need some time to get the words right.
A lot of bears (who are one of the most desired body types in the gay community) act like their bodies make them pariahs of the gay community.
I think it’s probably just your personality
I think it’s probably just your personality
October 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I have a lot of thoughts about this and need some time to get the words right.
A reminder that I'm not just fat but I'm also tall.
October 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
A reminder that I'm not just fat but I'm also tall.
Have a tummy Tuesday lunchtime pic.
October 28, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Have a tummy Tuesday lunchtime pic.
Honestly the lyrics in "Cherish" by Kool & The Gang always make me chuckle. "If you receive your calling before I awake, let me make it through the night" always makes me think he's going to wake up with a note on the pillow saying "sorry baby, while you were sleeping I received my calling to
October 28, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Honestly the lyrics in "Cherish" by Kool & The Gang always make me chuckle. "If you receive your calling before I awake, let me make it through the night" always makes me think he's going to wake up with a note on the pillow saying "sorry baby, while you were sleeping I received my calling to
3, maybe 4 if I'm in a really bad mood.
October 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
3, maybe 4 if I'm in a really bad mood.
I fell out of favour with heaven somewhere so I'm here for the hell of it now.
October 22, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I fell out of favour with heaven somewhere so I'm here for the hell of it now.