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The Chonkahedron

@chonkahedron.bsky.social

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Giant Scottish Softboi. Big Dad Energy. Not a slut but I play one on the internet. NSFW. BLM. Trans rights are human rights. 🔞🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 MDNI. EMPTY PROFILES GET BLOCKED. Queer smut, collections of interesting pop culture ephemera, shitposting

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · Nov 11

No posts? No profile pic? No bio?

No chance.

If you're not making at least a little effort then you're getting blocked.

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 1d

And I will be the first person to defend being cringe, just...not like this.

The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 1d

Years of reading comics has really lied to me. All of our IRL supervillains are so terminally cringe it's genuinely depressing.

Lancsbloke @gazlancs.bsky.social · 2d

Omg he’s suck a fucking loser 😅😅😅

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 2d

And when I say Web 2.0 I am specifically referring to that late 90s early 00s vibe.

The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 2d

FabGuys is the most endearingly Web 2.0 site I've seen in a long time.

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 3d

That's the fun thing about being Scottish, we were partially responsible for it AND get to suffer the repercussions!

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 3d

The Gift (2000) and Ghost Town.

The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 5d

Virtute The Cat Explains Her Departure by The Weakerthans.

The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 7d

Hey, it's blocktober! That time of year when I block people posting their caged willies because I don't want that shit on my timeline thank you.

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 7d

Uncut. In others, no preference either way.

The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 7d

Show off your socks. Or maybe some interesting clocks.

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 7d

Someone out there has to be into bondage escapology.

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 8d

Spell your name with movie titles

Colin

Oh. Wait.

Stefan @stefiman.bsky.social · 8d

Spell your name with movie titles 👀

Saw
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Everything Everywhere All at Once
Finding Neverland
A Quiet Place
No One Will Save You

Coretobearfest! 🎃 🌈 @thealmostbear.bsky.social · 8d

Spell your name with movie titles 👀

Caligula
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Runaway Bride
Everybody’s All American
Yentl

The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 9d

My four favourite DC characters.

The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 9d

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 14d

This is an eating disorder. I have no other words.

The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 14d

One of the things that's currently keeping *the bad thoughts* at bay is the knowledge that how this year is going I'd end up isekai'd into something like Vince Neil's girdle or DT's diaper.

The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 15d

Some of us have been supporting this level of horn since the 90s.

Right Beside You 100% made me gay at 12.

The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 16d

Just remember. The vocalist from Brojob and that seriously gorgeous dude from the knife store (you know the one) will never betray your thirst like the straight leather crafter did.