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Lancsbloke

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Northern bloke in the uk Ex Dj loves dance music. Socialist,woke,atheist and proud,don’t pull my punches! Tells it like it is!! Facists & Nazis fuck off! DM’s are fine,love banter! Occasionally NSFW 😉 😈😈🍆 Ask for my telegram 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈💪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇮🇪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇦

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Lancsbloke @gazlancs.bsky.social · Aug 22

Absolutely brilliant 👇😀😀😀

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Lancsbloke @gazlancs.bsky.social · 1d

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lancsbloke @gazlancs.bsky.social · 1d

This one you’ve definitely earned 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Lancsbloke @gazlancs.bsky.social · 1d

😆😆😆😆

Francis Ford Copulate @francis-f-copulate.bsky.social · 1d

and here i was thinkin jesus was a donkey guy

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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 1d

Private Eye offers up an excellently scornful commentary on the relentless polling. It’s become ridiculous and has oversimplified our politics to dangerous levels of stupid and irresponsible.

SHOCK POLL:
NIGEL FARAGE WILL BE PM TOMORROW
IN an amazing poll conducted
by The Pointless Polling Company, it was revealed that voters' intentions
may well change over the next three and a half years and at present it's 100 percent impossible to guess what the next government might look like.
However, 99 percent of journalists
agree that it would be much more fun if we had an election tomorrow and everybody resigned and everything was chaos and Farage had a go at being PM, just for the hell of it, because it was so much fun when
Brexit happened and then the government kept falling every five minutes and we could write endless pieces about (cont. p94)

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Lancsbloke @gazlancs.bsky.social · 1d

The whitehouse today after trump didn’t win the peace prize 😆😆😆

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Grumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 1d

The funniest thread you can read this week 😂

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org · 2d

The photography in this article really feels like The Times are deliberately setting these people up for ridicule. (You can read it without visiting The Times here archive.ph/KZZC1)