Corey: Taking an L on XXX Ianvarii 🎂
@thealmostbear.bsky.social
(He/Him) LGBTQ+ 🌈 team player (gay division); Black and chubby; curious about the world even as I get older. **Fair Warning**: my outgoing posts will be more NSFMW 🚫🔞 than my past profiles. Interests include: transport, Trek, cookery, puns/wordplay.
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Name: Corey
Pronouns: He/Him
Alignment: Cis/gay
Location: East Coast US
Interests: language, languages/linguistics, geography/maps, various games, photography
Vocation: Clerical
Name: Corey
Pronouns: He/Him
Alignment: Cis/gay
Location: East Coast US
Interests: language, languages/linguistics, geography/maps, various games, photography
Vocation: Clerical
🎶 It’s best you know what you don’t
Aperture lets the light in 🎶
Aperture lets the light in 🎶
January 25, 2026 at 8:11 AM
🎶 It’s best you know what you don’t
Aperture lets the light in 🎶
Aperture lets the light in 🎶
Fashion models this season are wearing freshwater fish as shoes after listening to the classic RuPaul song “Cover Girl (Put The Bass In Your Walk)”
January 25, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Fashion models this season are wearing freshwater fish as shoes after listening to the classic RuPaul song “Cover Girl (Put The Bass In Your Walk)”
Please don’t hate me…
When it comes to pics of the male ass, I am a “back and cheeks” fellow rather than a “hole lotta vortex” sort. In person, hole is a joy. But for some reason I’m less swayed in pics and vids. A hint of hole is nice. Hoping this doesn’t dampen anyone else’s enthusiasm. 😔
When it comes to pics of the male ass, I am a “back and cheeks” fellow rather than a “hole lotta vortex” sort. In person, hole is a joy. But for some reason I’m less swayed in pics and vids. A hint of hole is nice. Hoping this doesn’t dampen anyone else’s enthusiasm. 😔
January 25, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Please don’t hate me…
When it comes to pics of the male ass, I am a “back and cheeks” fellow rather than a “hole lotta vortex” sort. In person, hole is a joy. But for some reason I’m less swayed in pics and vids. A hint of hole is nice. Hoping this doesn’t dampen anyone else’s enthusiasm. 😔
When it comes to pics of the male ass, I am a “back and cheeks” fellow rather than a “hole lotta vortex” sort. In person, hole is a joy. But for some reason I’m less swayed in pics and vids. A hint of hole is nice. Hoping this doesn’t dampen anyone else’s enthusiasm. 😔
The main antagonist of the King franchise “It” was given lots of British currency once upon a time, but squandered it: it gave rise to the expression “Pennywise: pound foolish”.
January 25, 2026 at 2:11 AM
The main antagonist of the King franchise “It” was given lots of British currency once upon a time, but squandered it: it gave rise to the expression “Pennywise: pound foolish”.
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Hey y'all. I'm still waiting on unemployment and living on my rapidly dwindling savings.
Please pardon the dead name, but if you could help me out with some money for groceries? Please? #helpsky
py.pl/a7WOphkMtDEY...
Please pardon the dead name, but if you could help me out with some money for groceries? Please? #helpsky
py.pl/a7WOphkMtDEY...
January 24, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Hey y'all. I'm still waiting on unemployment and living on my rapidly dwindling savings.
Please pardon the dead name, but if you could help me out with some money for groceries? Please? #helpsky
py.pl/a7WOphkMtDEY...
Please pardon the dead name, but if you could help me out with some money for groceries? Please? #helpsky
py.pl/a7WOphkMtDEY...
Friday, I was getting on the train while heading to work and a protester had this sign. The male-presenting person let me take a photo when I asked him.
Feels timely.
Feels timely.
January 24, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Friday, I was getting on the train while heading to work and a protester had this sign. The male-presenting person let me take a photo when I asked him.
Feels timely.
Feels timely.
Black beans update!
They are so so so good! Not quite abuelita level, but I like how they came out. But now I need to get rid of them (via eating) so I can make chili later.
So, we have another successful experiment. 👍🏽
They are so so so good! Not quite abuelita level, but I like how they came out. But now I need to get rid of them (via eating) so I can make chili later.
So, we have another successful experiment. 👍🏽
January 24, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Black beans update!
They are so so so good! Not quite abuelita level, but I like how they came out. But now I need to get rid of them (via eating) so I can make chili later.
So, we have another successful experiment. 👍🏽
They are so so so good! Not quite abuelita level, but I like how they came out. But now I need to get rid of them (via eating) so I can make chili later.
So, we have another successful experiment. 👍🏽
Just marking that I’m aware of the video. That’s now two people in less than a month. They will keep doing this until actually stopped. They won’t stop on their own.
January 24, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Just marking that I’m aware of the video. That’s now two people in less than a month. They will keep doing this until actually stopped. They won’t stop on their own.
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Starfleet Academy With The Tig Naturals.
Is this anything? 😊
Is this anything? 😊
January 23, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Starfleet Academy With The Tig Naturals.
Is this anything? 😊
Is this anything? 😊
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No one.
Absolutely no one.
Not a single soul.
Megan Thee Stallion: [æː]
Absolutely no one.
Not a single soul.
Megan Thee Stallion: [æː]
January 24, 2026 at 5:08 AM
No one.
Absolutely no one.
Not a single soul.
Megan Thee Stallion: [æː]
Absolutely no one.
Not a single soul.
Megan Thee Stallion: [æː]
No one.
Absolutely no one.
Not a single soul.
Megan Thee Stallion: [æː]
Absolutely no one.
Not a single soul.
Megan Thee Stallion: [æː]
January 24, 2026 at 5:08 AM
No one.
Absolutely no one.
Not a single soul.
Megan Thee Stallion: [æː]
Absolutely no one.
Not a single soul.
Megan Thee Stallion: [æː]
Make a band tasty:
Destiny’s Chili
Destiny’s Chili
Make a band tasty:
The cranberries
The cranberries
Make a band tasty:
blintz-182
blintz-182
January 24, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Make a band tasty:
Destiny’s Chili
Destiny’s Chili
So… division head/super’s boss tells me to plan on telework on Monday.
The nearest supermarket was picked clean of bread/eggs/milk/meat, in part because we don’t know if we’ll get 6 in/160 mm of snow, or we’ll get 10 in/254 mm. But the winds blew in tonight/Fri and temps plunged.
The nearest supermarket was picked clean of bread/eggs/milk/meat, in part because we don’t know if we’ll get 6 in/160 mm of snow, or we’ll get 10 in/254 mm. But the winds blew in tonight/Fri and temps plunged.
January 24, 2026 at 1:41 AM
So… division head/super’s boss tells me to plan on telework on Monday.
The nearest supermarket was picked clean of bread/eggs/milk/meat, in part because we don’t know if we’ll get 6 in/160 mm of snow, or we’ll get 10 in/254 mm. But the winds blew in tonight/Fri and temps plunged.
The nearest supermarket was picked clean of bread/eggs/milk/meat, in part because we don’t know if we’ll get 6 in/160 mm of snow, or we’ll get 10 in/254 mm. But the winds blew in tonight/Fri and temps plunged.
Starfleet Academy With The Tig Naturals.
Is this anything? 😊
Is this anything? 😊
January 23, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Starfleet Academy With The Tig Naturals.
Is this anything? 😊
Is this anything? 😊
Next week Friday, the 30th, will be my birthday.
Yes I will ask for nudes.
Yes I will provide alternative ways for willing people to donate if they don’t want to post.
Yes, I will ask repeatedly over the next few days. 😊
This year ends in a naught, so I’ll be especially annoying. 😁
Yes I will ask for nudes.
Yes I will provide alternative ways for willing people to donate if they don’t want to post.
Yes, I will ask repeatedly over the next few days. 😊
This year ends in a naught, so I’ll be especially annoying. 😁
January 23, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Next week Friday, the 30th, will be my birthday.
Yes I will ask for nudes.
Yes I will provide alternative ways for willing people to donate if they don’t want to post.
Yes, I will ask repeatedly over the next few days. 😊
This year ends in a naught, so I’ll be especially annoying. 😁
Yes I will ask for nudes.
Yes I will provide alternative ways for willing people to donate if they don’t want to post.
Yes, I will ask repeatedly over the next few days. 😊
This year ends in a naught, so I’ll be especially annoying. 😁
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
“What About Bob With Big Naturals?”
“What About Bob With Big Naturals?”
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 23, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
“What About Bob With Big Naturals?”
“What About Bob With Big Naturals?”
In an alternate universe, Ovaltine is called Ellipsetine.
January 23, 2026 at 2:40 PM
In an alternate universe, Ovaltine is called Ellipsetine.
Gungjung tteokbokki is one of my faves, even as someone who likes spice. It’s sweet, savoury, and the “royal” part is using beef.
Have yet to attempt a version of kimchi without gochutgaru, but it’s on the list.
Have yet to attempt a version of kimchi without gochutgaru, but it’s on the list.
Shocked to learn of the original versions of tteokbokki and kimchi before chilies were introduced to the Koreans. They're practically unrecognizable to modern palates
January 23, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Gungjung tteokbokki is one of my faves, even as someone who likes spice. It’s sweet, savoury, and the “royal” part is using beef.
Have yet to attempt a version of kimchi without gochutgaru, but it’s on the list.
Have yet to attempt a version of kimchi without gochutgaru, but it’s on the list.
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So, in my adventures in Learning to Love the Legume™️, I have soaked black beans and consulted several recent for the Cuban style that my last grandmother used to make.
This afternoon before I leave for game night I will pressure them and see if I can get the sofrito decently good enough.
This afternoon before I leave for game night I will pressure them and see if I can get the sofrito decently good enough.
January 22, 2026 at 4:37 PM
So, in my adventures in Learning to Love the Legume™️, I have soaked black beans and consulted several recent for the Cuban style that my last grandmother used to make.
This afternoon before I leave for game night I will pressure them and see if I can get the sofrito decently good enough.
This afternoon before I leave for game night I will pressure them and see if I can get the sofrito decently good enough.
You ever go into a supermarket, look at a tin of Le Sueur sweet peas and think “What if this tin is non binary? 🤔
January 22, 2026 at 6:01 AM
You ever go into a supermarket, look at a tin of Le Sueur sweet peas and think “What if this tin is non binary? 🤔
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
Driving Miss Daisy with Big Naturals
Driving Miss Daisy with Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
Pink Flamingoes with Big Naturals
Pink Flamingoes with Big Naturals
My Cousin Vinny With Big Naturals
January 22, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
Driving Miss Daisy with Big Naturals
Driving Miss Daisy with Big Naturals
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The Joy Of Resistance - my first painting in my new private home studio. Available.
January 22, 2026 at 1:41 AM
The Joy Of Resistance - my first painting in my new private home studio. Available.
Poor fella went into entomology hoping for fame and fortune. Instead of applause, it’s all crickets and that bugs me more than it should.
January 22, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Poor fella went into entomology hoping for fame and fortune. Instead of applause, it’s all crickets and that bugs me more than it should.
The Catholic archdioceses in France have decided to create their own fashion house for clergy, called Prêtre-à-Porter.
January 21, 2026 at 7:23 PM
The Catholic archdioceses in France have decided to create their own fashion house for clergy, called Prêtre-à-Porter.