Coretobearfest! 🎃 🌈
@thealmostbear.bsky.social
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(He/Him) LGBTQ+ 🌈 team player (gay division); Black and chubby; curious about the world even as I get older. **Fair Warning**: my outgoing posts will be more NSFMW 🚫🔞 than my past profiles. Interests include: transport, Trek, cookery, puns/wordplay.
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Introduction Post:

Name: Corey
Pronouns: He/Him
Alignment: Cis/gay
Location: East Coast US
Interests: language, languages/linguistics, geography/maps, various games, photography
Vocation: Clerical
Bearded Black man stands before a red brick wall. He’s wearing a pink hoodie, a pink polo, a red undershirt, and red glasses. He has a pleasant look to his face.
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You partially inspired it, so… 🥹
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Head bouncer at a biker bar, but who not so secretly like rom coms.
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This is sad for many reasons, and yet ironically for me it will lower my tax brackets because my AGI will go down from Tax Year 2024. 🙃
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There’s an alternate one… for Friday. 😇
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That one is definitely on the list.
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Ugh. 😣 Hoping it’s a mild case.
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That looks positively beautiful. 🌅
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I thought the Master Hudson’s Blog Company closed all its stores in Canada.
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Thank you, Babygirl. 🥰 I hope you’re enjoying your holiday!
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Every time I see the notable Canadian city’s in print, I misread as the protagonist of a Ghibli film.

Imagine if Missisauga, Vaughn, or Pickering went around with the slogan “My Neighbour Toronto”.
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They remade this for Lifetime with an all Black cast. I should have watched it and I still want to see how it translates. (More the execution and less the actual story which really could.)
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I’m very sure you’re worth the weight. 😌
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You, quoting the words of McCoy, Leonard H: “I choose the danger.”
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Probably still “Steel Magnolias”, because the women are the focus, they love each other even when they may not always like each other, and the dialogue is humour despite tragedy (and sharp humour at that). I do wish I had been old enough to have seen the original stage version that spurred the film.
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You mean you don’t want both? 🥺
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Hope your friend has a wonderful birthday and you have a much-needed fun time!
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Siri play “I Will Remember You” by Sarah McLachlan 🤗
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A few others do it too:
Towson
Odenton
La Plata

Even the state name gives people away:
Maryland
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What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
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[Adult]

I know it’s not Wednesday but I like this particular jock.
Bearded Black man: he is nude, except for a pink 3-inch waistbanded jockstrap. He stands with his left arm across his chest and his right arm up and behind his head. He stands in his living room, aflood with noon sunlight. Visible is a wooden chair with a throw and a sofa cushion.