Corey: Taking an L on XXX Ianvarii 🎂
@thealmostbear.bsky.social
(He/Him) LGBTQ+ 🌈 team player (gay division); Black and chubby; curious about the world even as I get older. **Fair Warning**: my outgoing posts will be more NSFMW 🚫🔞 than my past profiles. Interests include: transport, Trek, cookery, puns/wordplay.
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Name: Corey
Pronouns: He/Him
Alignment: Cis/gay
Location: East Coast US
Interests: language, languages/linguistics, geography/maps, various games, photography
Vocation: Clerical
Name: Corey
Pronouns: He/Him
Alignment: Cis/gay
Location: East Coast US
Interests: language, languages/linguistics, geography/maps, various games, photography
Vocation: Clerical
This Friday! Three days and a few hours from now!
🥹
🥹
Next week Friday, the 30th, will be my birthday.
Yes I will ask for nudes.
Yes I will provide alternative ways for willing people to donate if they don’t want to post.
Yes, I will ask repeatedly over the next few days. 😊
This year ends in a naught, so I’ll be especially annoying. 😁
Yes I will ask for nudes.
Yes I will provide alternative ways for willing people to donate if they don’t want to post.
Yes, I will ask repeatedly over the next few days. 😊
This year ends in a naught, so I’ll be especially annoying. 😁
January 27, 2026 at 12:35 AM
This Friday! Three days and a few hours from now!
🥹
🥹
You know CBS Evening News is in trouble when in addition to the pro-cop coverage and pro-regime slant, they go back to an opening and closing theme that’s at least 20 years old and hasn’t been used in nearly a decade.
January 26, 2026 at 11:33 PM
You know CBS Evening News is in trouble when in addition to the pro-cop coverage and pro-regime slant, they go back to an opening and closing theme that’s at least 20 years old and hasn’t been used in nearly a decade.
Watch Your Step
Talk To Me
Soul Inspiration
Sweet Love
Caught Up In The Rapture
Talk To Me
Soul Inspiration
Sweet Love
Caught Up In The Rapture
Happy Birthday to Anita Baker! 🎉
What are 5️⃣ of your favorite Anita Baker songs? 💜
What are 5️⃣ of your favorite Anita Baker songs? 💜
January 26, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Watch Your Step
Talk To Me
Soul Inspiration
Sweet Love
Caught Up In The Rapture
Talk To Me
Soul Inspiration
Sweet Love
Caught Up In The Rapture
We are closed tomorrow and I have the option to telework.
I got permission to just take the day off. 😊 Not like I can still really go anywhere yet. 😂
I got permission to just take the day off. 😊 Not like I can still really go anywhere yet. 😂
1900 (MCM), and a rare WFH Monday.
We are closed tomorrow as well. Happy Monday, all.
We are closed tomorrow as well. Happy Monday, all.
January 26, 2026 at 9:28 PM
We are closed tomorrow and I have the option to telework.
I got permission to just take the day off. 😊 Not like I can still really go anywhere yet. 😂
I got permission to just take the day off. 😊 Not like I can still really go anywhere yet. 😂
Naked men wearing glasses:
S-tier. 😌 🙌🏽
S-tier. 😌 🙌🏽
January 26, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Naked men wearing glasses:
S-tier. 😌 🙌🏽
S-tier. 😌 🙌🏽
1900 (MCM), and a rare WFH Monday.
We are closed tomorrow as well. Happy Monday, all.
We are closed tomorrow as well. Happy Monday, all.
January 26, 2026 at 6:08 PM
1900 (MCM), and a rare WFH Monday.
We are closed tomorrow as well. Happy Monday, all.
We are closed tomorrow as well. Happy Monday, all.
Second shovel is done. Car hasn’t been touched but the walks are clear. The second amount was fluffy ice and much harder to clear (so I’m glad I shovelled before). And one of my shovel’s handle is unfastened and I dislike the backup. The next few days will be interesting.
January 26, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Second shovel is done. Car hasn’t been touched but the walks are clear. The second amount was fluffy ice and much harder to clear (so I’m glad I shovelled before). And one of my shovel’s handle is unfastened and I dislike the backup. The next few days will be interesting.
🎶 Dragg the magic poofter lived by the tea
And sashayed in the autumn mist
In a land called Yes’hunty…
And sashayed in the autumn mist
In a land called Yes’hunty…
January 25, 2026 at 11:40 PM
🎶 Dragg the magic poofter lived by the tea
And sashayed in the autumn mist
In a land called Yes’hunty…
And sashayed in the autumn mist
In a land called Yes’hunty…
First shovel has been done, and the overnight snow is changing to sleet and ice. The next 24 hrs will make sure I work from home on Monday.
Happy Sunday, all.
Happy Sunday, all.
January 25, 2026 at 6:01 PM
First shovel has been done, and the overnight snow is changing to sleet and ice. The next 24 hrs will make sure I work from home on Monday.
Happy Sunday, all.
Happy Sunday, all.
🎶 It’s best you know what you don’t
Aperture lets the light in 🎶
Aperture lets the light in 🎶
January 25, 2026 at 8:11 AM
🎶 It’s best you know what you don’t
Aperture lets the light in 🎶
Aperture lets the light in 🎶
Fashion models this season are wearing freshwater fish as shoes after listening to the classic RuPaul song “Cover Girl (Put The Bass In Your Walk)”
January 25, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Fashion models this season are wearing freshwater fish as shoes after listening to the classic RuPaul song “Cover Girl (Put The Bass In Your Walk)”
Please don’t hate me…
When it comes to pics of the male ass, I am a “back and cheeks” fellow rather than a “hole lotta vortex” sort. In person, hole is a joy. But for some reason I’m less swayed in pics and vids. A hint of hole is nice. Hoping this doesn’t dampen anyone else’s enthusiasm. 😔
When it comes to pics of the male ass, I am a “back and cheeks” fellow rather than a “hole lotta vortex” sort. In person, hole is a joy. But for some reason I’m less swayed in pics and vids. A hint of hole is nice. Hoping this doesn’t dampen anyone else’s enthusiasm. 😔
January 25, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Please don’t hate me…
When it comes to pics of the male ass, I am a “back and cheeks” fellow rather than a “hole lotta vortex” sort. In person, hole is a joy. But for some reason I’m less swayed in pics and vids. A hint of hole is nice. Hoping this doesn’t dampen anyone else’s enthusiasm. 😔
When it comes to pics of the male ass, I am a “back and cheeks” fellow rather than a “hole lotta vortex” sort. In person, hole is a joy. But for some reason I’m less swayed in pics and vids. A hint of hole is nice. Hoping this doesn’t dampen anyone else’s enthusiasm. 😔
The main antagonist of the King franchise “It” was given lots of British currency once upon a time, but squandered it: it gave rise to the expression “Pennywise: pound foolish”.
January 25, 2026 at 2:11 AM
The main antagonist of the King franchise “It” was given lots of British currency once upon a time, but squandered it: it gave rise to the expression “Pennywise: pound foolish”.
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Hey y'all. I'm still waiting on unemployment and living on my rapidly dwindling savings.
Please pardon the dead name, but if you could help me out with some money for groceries? Please? #helpsky
py.pl/a7WOphkMtDEY...
Please pardon the dead name, but if you could help me out with some money for groceries? Please? #helpsky
py.pl/a7WOphkMtDEY...
January 24, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Hey y'all. I'm still waiting on unemployment and living on my rapidly dwindling savings.
Please pardon the dead name, but if you could help me out with some money for groceries? Please? #helpsky
py.pl/a7WOphkMtDEY...
Please pardon the dead name, but if you could help me out with some money for groceries? Please? #helpsky
py.pl/a7WOphkMtDEY...
Friday, I was getting on the train while heading to work and a protester had this sign. The male-presenting person let me take a photo when I asked him.
Feels timely.
Feels timely.
January 24, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Friday, I was getting on the train while heading to work and a protester had this sign. The male-presenting person let me take a photo when I asked him.
Feels timely.
Feels timely.
Black beans update!
They are so so so good! Not quite abuelita level, but I like how they came out. But now I need to get rid of them (via eating) so I can make chili later.
So, we have another successful experiment. 👍🏽
They are so so so good! Not quite abuelita level, but I like how they came out. But now I need to get rid of them (via eating) so I can make chili later.
So, we have another successful experiment. 👍🏽
January 24, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Black beans update!
They are so so so good! Not quite abuelita level, but I like how they came out. But now I need to get rid of them (via eating) so I can make chili later.
So, we have another successful experiment. 👍🏽
They are so so so good! Not quite abuelita level, but I like how they came out. But now I need to get rid of them (via eating) so I can make chili later.
So, we have another successful experiment. 👍🏽
Just marking that I’m aware of the video. That’s now two people in less than a month. They will keep doing this until actually stopped. They won’t stop on their own.
January 24, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Just marking that I’m aware of the video. That’s now two people in less than a month. They will keep doing this until actually stopped. They won’t stop on their own.
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Starfleet Academy With The Tig Naturals.
Is this anything? 😊
Is this anything? 😊
January 23, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Starfleet Academy With The Tig Naturals.
Is this anything? 😊
Is this anything? 😊
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No one.
Absolutely no one.
Not a single soul.
Megan Thee Stallion: [æː]
Absolutely no one.
Not a single soul.
Megan Thee Stallion: [æː]
January 24, 2026 at 5:08 AM
No one.
Absolutely no one.
Not a single soul.
Megan Thee Stallion: [æː]
Absolutely no one.
Not a single soul.
Megan Thee Stallion: [æː]
No one.
Absolutely no one.
Not a single soul.
Megan Thee Stallion: [æː]
Absolutely no one.
Not a single soul.
Megan Thee Stallion: [æː]
January 24, 2026 at 5:08 AM
No one.
Absolutely no one.
Not a single soul.
Megan Thee Stallion: [æː]
Absolutely no one.
Not a single soul.
Megan Thee Stallion: [æː]
Make a band tasty:
Destiny’s Chili
Destiny’s Chili
Make a band tasty:
The cranberries
The cranberries
Make a band tasty:
blintz-182
blintz-182
January 24, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Make a band tasty:
Destiny’s Chili
Destiny’s Chili
So… division head/super’s boss tells me to plan on telework on Monday.
The nearest supermarket was picked clean of bread/eggs/milk/meat, in part because we don’t know if we’ll get 6 in/160 mm of snow, or we’ll get 10 in/254 mm. But the winds blew in tonight/Fri and temps plunged.
The nearest supermarket was picked clean of bread/eggs/milk/meat, in part because we don’t know if we’ll get 6 in/160 mm of snow, or we’ll get 10 in/254 mm. But the winds blew in tonight/Fri and temps plunged.
January 24, 2026 at 1:41 AM
So… division head/super’s boss tells me to plan on telework on Monday.
The nearest supermarket was picked clean of bread/eggs/milk/meat, in part because we don’t know if we’ll get 6 in/160 mm of snow, or we’ll get 10 in/254 mm. But the winds blew in tonight/Fri and temps plunged.
The nearest supermarket was picked clean of bread/eggs/milk/meat, in part because we don’t know if we’ll get 6 in/160 mm of snow, or we’ll get 10 in/254 mm. But the winds blew in tonight/Fri and temps plunged.
Starfleet Academy With The Tig Naturals.
Is this anything? 😊
Is this anything? 😊
January 23, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Starfleet Academy With The Tig Naturals.
Is this anything? 😊
Is this anything? 😊
Next week Friday, the 30th, will be my birthday.
Yes I will ask for nudes.
Yes I will provide alternative ways for willing people to donate if they don’t want to post.
Yes, I will ask repeatedly over the next few days. 😊
This year ends in a naught, so I’ll be especially annoying. 😁
Yes I will ask for nudes.
Yes I will provide alternative ways for willing people to donate if they don’t want to post.
Yes, I will ask repeatedly over the next few days. 😊
This year ends in a naught, so I’ll be especially annoying. 😁
January 23, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Next week Friday, the 30th, will be my birthday.
Yes I will ask for nudes.
Yes I will provide alternative ways for willing people to donate if they don’t want to post.
Yes, I will ask repeatedly over the next few days. 😊
This year ends in a naught, so I’ll be especially annoying. 😁
Yes I will ask for nudes.
Yes I will provide alternative ways for willing people to donate if they don’t want to post.
Yes, I will ask repeatedly over the next few days. 😊
This year ends in a naught, so I’ll be especially annoying. 😁
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
“What About Bob With Big Naturals?”
“What About Bob With Big Naturals?”
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 23, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
“What About Bob With Big Naturals?”
“What About Bob With Big Naturals?”