Corey aka “Turkeykey Palmer” 🦃 🌈
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Corey aka “Turkeykey Palmer” 🦃 🌈
@thealmostbear.bsky.social
(He/Him) LGBTQ+ 🌈 team player (gay division); Black and chubby; curious about the world even as I get older. **Fair Warning**: my outgoing posts will be more NSFMW 🚫🔞 than my past profiles. Interests include: transport, Trek, cookery, puns/wordplay.
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Name: Corey
Pronouns: He/Him
Alignment: Cis/gay
Location: East Coast US
Interests: language, languages/linguistics, geography/maps, various games, photography
Vocation: Clerical
Boy, have I been in a foul mood all day. I’m glad I switched days and WFH on Wednesday.
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
And now, caught up. All five (published) albums are here.
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Phantasm musicians performing for money amongst the living giving a spirited show…

Who you gonna call?

GHOSTBUSKERS!
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Phantasm musicians performing for money amongst the living giving a spirited show…

Who you gonna call?

GHOSTBUSKERS!
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
New festive laundry detergent in the US with the scent of bayberry and cinnamon called “Holiday Cheer”.
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Feeling sexy, may slip into something from Elphtoria’s Secret:
November 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Half o' Chinquapin Parish'd give their eye teeth to take a whack at Ouiser, Charlie Brown!
This is where the fun begins, Charlie Brown
Charlie Brown, stop, ok? 'Cause you're going right up your own asshole and I don't feel like following.
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
What does God need with a starship, Charlie Brown?
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Charlie Brown
What's the frequency, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
And finished.
✨🩷💚✨
November 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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🎶 The need inside you, I see it showin'
Whoa, the seed inside ya, baby, do you feel it growin'?
Are you happy you know it?
November 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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I was charmed straight away.

Read the full article: Authors in cinema – Tolkien
▸ https://lttr.ai/AlWHS

#Tolkien #author #film
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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An honor and dream come true to perform alongside Yo-Yo Ma, presented by Celebrity Series at Boston Symphony Hall. 💜

🎼Ave Maria (Bach/Gounod)
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I’m allergic to peanut butter so this one is easy.
One Chocolate snack gotta go.
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Little death cabbages can go. I know they literally made them less bitter than in my childhood. They can still skedaddle.
One vegetable gotta go…
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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🎶 Up through the atmosphere
Up where the air is clear
Oh, let's go fly a cat 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 AM
🎶 Up through the atmosphere
Up where the air is clear
Oh, let's go fly a cat 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 AM
American detergent that smells like cannabis. Call that High Tide.
November 23, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
🎶 The need inside you, I see it showin'
Whoa, the seed inside ya, baby, do you feel it growin'?
Are you happy you know it?
November 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Okay, fine.

I’ll go see Wicked: For Good tomorrow.
November 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
@tomtheotter.bsky.social Are you still looking for in-ear audio buds?

I bought these about six months ago as a replacement for an older model of earbuds from the same company. So far, they’re comfy in my ears, and the battery life is very good. Plus I like bass and these are decent.
November 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Make a movie shorter:

Spider-Man: A 5-Minute Walk From Home
November 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Will Young
James Ingram
Luther Vandross
11. Who are your favorite male singers of all time?
November 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Anita Baker
Patti LaBelle
Céline Dion
Mariah Carey
Kylie Minogue
Gloria Estefan
10. Who are your favorite female singers of all time?
November 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I think this counts as making a joyful noise unto the Lord.

*beadsandprayersandbeadsandprayersand* 🪩
He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 7:18 AM