Chris
@chrisbreuer.me
Building Stacks, Home & Craft. Buddy’s best friend.
Independent OSS engineer. Westmünsterländer.
https://github.com/stacksjs/stacks
Independent OSS engineer. Westmünsterländer.
https://github.com/stacksjs/stacks
Winter storm warning?
You know what time it is
You know what time it is
February 15, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Winter storm warning?
You know what time it is
You know what time it is
If your tool is for JS/TS codebases but it doesn’t have any JS or TS libraries to consume, and we benchmark our libs against equivalent competing functionalities, the problem is not our libraries, it’s you trying to embed overhead that’s not needed
February 13, 2026 at 8:01 PM
If your tool is for JS/TS codebases but it doesn’t have any JS or TS libraries to consume, and we benchmark our libs against equivalent competing functionalities, the problem is not our libraries, it’s you trying to embed overhead that’s not needed
Reminded myself again that I can block Twitter trolls on here.
Feels great ✌️
Feels great ✌️
February 13, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Reminded myself again that I can block Twitter trolls on here.
Feels great ✌️
Feels great ✌️
An OpenClaw bot pressuring matplotlib to accept a PR and after it got rejected the bot ends up writing a blog post shaming the maintainer lol
February 13, 2026 at 2:51 AM
An OpenClaw bot pressuring matplotlib to accept a PR and after it got rejected the bot ends up writing a blog post shaming the maintainer lol
Disband FIFA and IOC already
IOC is such a corrupt organization of scumbaggery
February 12, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Disband FIFA and IOC already
The benchmarks are just a little fun right now.
What will be a lot more fun is benchmarking vs PHP and Laravel
What will be a lot more fun is benchmarking vs PHP and Laravel
February 11, 2026 at 7:49 PM
The benchmarks are just a little fun right now.
What will be a lot more fun is benchmarking vs PHP and Laravel
What will be a lot more fun is benchmarking vs PHP and Laravel
AI psychosis is only trumped by crypto hate
I understand why people are exhausted by AI hype, and why those of us squarely in the corner of "human dignity uber alles" see AI doomerism as self-serving hype, but I *really* think people on the left broadly need to start thinking seriously about the possibiltiy of the hype being...true.
February 11, 2026 at 6:21 PM
AI psychosis is only trumped by crypto hate
Reposted by Chris
Against the non-JavaScript dtsx binary:
Here's a little early benchmark, with oxc working properly:
As always, the benchmark is in the repo, but our logic will improve still quite a bit. Though, that's the baseline we will hover around.
Likely will become a little faster even because we haven't spent any time optimizing our Zig logic
As always, the benchmark is in the repo, but our logic will improve still quite a bit. Though, that's the baseline we will hover around.
Likely will become a little faster even because we haven't spent any time optimizing our Zig logic
February 11, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Against the non-JavaScript dtsx binary:
Working on a smaller and more performant binary for dtsx
February 11, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Working on a smaller and more performant binary for dtsx
Lol
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Lol
Reposted by Chris
BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors
February 8, 2026 at 5:07 PM
BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors
AI psychosis is only challenged by crypto hate
February 7, 2026 at 5:17 PM
AI psychosis is only challenged by crypto hate
This exchange is peak VC nonsense.
All these efforts to refactor JS & TS libs and tools to Rust were, and still are, ridiculous.
It really comes to show when native JS libraries start performing better than Rust binaries.
All these efforts to refactor JS & TS libs and tools to Rust were, and still are, ridiculous.
It really comes to show when native JS libraries start performing better than Rust binaries.
February 6, 2026 at 9:13 PM
This exchange is peak VC nonsense.
All these efforts to refactor JS & TS libs and tools to Rust were, and still are, ridiculous.
It really comes to show when native JS libraries start performing better than Rust binaries.
All these efforts to refactor JS & TS libs and tools to Rust were, and still are, ridiculous.
It really comes to show when native JS libraries start performing better than Rust binaries.
I helped my neighbor buy hospitality FIFA World Cup tickets, and he, so far, ended up getting 2 out of 5 tickets, and one of them is a ticket he did not even purchase.
This is worse than any other ticketing experience I’ve ever been part of
This is worse than any other ticketing experience I’ve ever been part of
February 6, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I helped my neighbor buy hospitality FIFA World Cup tickets, and he, so far, ended up getting 2 out of 5 tickets, and one of them is a ticket he did not even purchase.
This is worse than any other ticketing experience I’ve ever been part of
This is worse than any other ticketing experience I’ve ever been part of
I am so team “if you kick a non-dangerous dog in the face, human can kick you in the face”
You have no idea
You have no idea
February 6, 2026 at 3:57 PM
I am so team “if you kick a non-dangerous dog in the face, human can kick you in the face”
You have no idea
You have no idea
"Updating your payment information will not immediately charge your card. It could take up to 24 hours for @netlify.com to charge your card and restore your account"
In other words, the site will stay offline for an extra day where it does not need to. What an awful experience
In other words, the site will stay offline for an extra day where it does not need to. What an awful experience
February 3, 2026 at 7:21 PM
"Updating your payment information will not immediately charge your card. It could take up to 24 hours for @netlify.com to charge your card and restore your account"
In other words, the site will stay offline for an extra day where it does not need to. What an awful experience
In other words, the site will stay offline for an extra day where it does not need to. What an awful experience
His Tiny Desk Concert is great!
Bad Bunny condemns ICE during his #GRAMMYs speech for Best Música Urbana Album:
“Before I say thanks to god, I’m going to say, ICE out. We’re not savages, we’re not animals, we are humans and we are Americans.”
“Before I say thanks to god, I’m going to say, ICE out. We’re not savages, we’re not animals, we are humans and we are Americans.”
February 2, 2026 at 3:14 AM
His Tiny Desk Concert is great!
r/germancitzenship is wild
February 2, 2026 at 12:12 AM
r/germancitzenship is wild
Prepping for my (and Mo's) first ultra run toward end of year, we went on a 20 mile trail run 2 weeks ago.
Heading into the San Gabriel Mountains now, let's see if we can get closer to the 30 mile mark before it gets too late 🤞🏽
Heading into the San Gabriel Mountains now, let's see if we can get closer to the 30 mile mark before it gets too late 🤞🏽
January 26, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Prepping for my (and Mo's) first ultra run toward end of year, we went on a 20 mile trail run 2 weeks ago.
Heading into the San Gabriel Mountains now, let's see if we can get closer to the 30 mile mark before it gets too late 🤞🏽
Heading into the San Gabriel Mountains now, let's see if we can get closer to the 30 mile mark before it gets too late 🤞🏽
Dzeko has no idea yet what kind of actual club legend he will become if he helps Schalke win the second Bundesliga.
@schalke04.de fans are ready 💙
@schalke04.de fans are ready 💙
January 21, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Dzeko has no idea yet what kind of actual club legend he will become if he helps Schalke win the second Bundesliga.
@schalke04.de fans are ready 💙
@schalke04.de fans are ready 💙
As much as I like @github.com, if they don't cancel their current ICE contracts yesterday, it's only a matter of time until we create a VCS that's not funding our downfall
January 21, 2026 at 4:26 PM
As much as I like @github.com, if they don't cancel their current ICE contracts yesterday, it's only a matter of time until we create a VCS that's not funding our downfall
If you call yourself a "tech journalist" and you're not an experienced engineer, I don't want to hear from you
January 19, 2026 at 7:09 PM
If you call yourself a "tech journalist" and you're not an experienced engineer, I don't want to hear from you
Actually, he is still not a fan, even after taking their money, and they are calling him out for it 😃
January 17, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Actually, he is still not a fan, even after taking their money, and they are calling him out for it 😃