Chris Helgerson
chrishelgerson.bsky.social
Chris Helgerson
@chrishelgerson.bsky.social
PNW'r. Social media is a stream of consciousness thing for me. Politically independent/Center-Left (emphasis on Center). I love Erica!
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You need to hear this. And everyone you know needs to hear it, too.

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The Dictator’s Speech (Clip) | The Great Dictator (1940) | TCM
YouTube video by Turner Classic Movies
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For a series that had *almost* as many plots built around horses as sharks, did Baywatch ever Jump the Horse?!

Go find out!
Garner returns on a horse! Meanwhile, Lani is still deaf. My Baywatching on Night of the Dolphin is now public! Please share!
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December 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I need a head count: who's coming for latkes? And who is going to prevent @annoyedobrien.bsky.social and @karads9.bsky.social from making "Manischewitz surprise" again?!
December 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Pretty decent haul for such a modest show. Prices were quite reasonable, too. Only had to haggle once (but my haggle remains strong!)
December 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I'm not Jewish, but as the sun inches towards setting I prepare to light a candle of hope and say a prayer for peace for all of God's children. If you see this, that means you.
With the news being what it is, whether you believe in prayer good thoughts or just quiet reflection, I hope you join me.
December 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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#DCember_TeamBuildChallenge

Day 13: Freedom Fighters

Uncle Sam
The Flash (Jay Garrick)
Liberty Belle
Amazing Man
Phantom Lady
Green Lantern (Alan Scott)
Wildcat (Yolanda Montez)
Black Condor
@zach-rust.bsky.social
December 14, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Tune in tonight for Casablanca. Now in color! And with a new, happier ending!!
December 14, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Not a bad start to the second half. I bleed purple!
December 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
In no particular order:
A Christmas Carol (1951)
A Christmas Carol (1984)
An American Christmas Carol
Scrooged
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
A Christmas Story
The Night They Saved Christmas
The Christmas Lodge
The Nativity Story
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
It's a Wonderful Lifes
What holiday movie do you rewatch every year? 🎄
December 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
50/50 chance of clear(ish) skies in these parts, but the Geminids Meteor shower is tonight
December 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Burger King has a SpongeBob themed "Krabby Patty Whopper"...

The Krabby Patty is canonically vegan. On Door dash at least, there is no option to even swap out the beef for Impossible meat.

This is like when Denny's made a Thing-themed bacon cheeseburger and Ben Grimm is Jewish.
December 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
"As soon as John escapes, his girlfriend is kidnapped by ninjas..."

Sounds like John is having a rough day
December 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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You tell 'em, B Dylan Hollis!

#NoAI

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When Christmas Cards Were Cool
YouTube video by B. Dylan Hollis
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December 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I'm a little behind on this project...
December 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
My little Nativity Scene is quite possibly haunted. I have NEVER put batteries in it and the original "Try Me" button still works. I bought it in 2014.
December 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I get that they want to protect their intellectual property and don't want others profiting off the brand, but the older and more curmudgeonly I get, the more I miss when Paramount was supportive (or at least tolerant) of the maker community.

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Company featuring Star Trek apparel drops license after costly price jump
Hero Within simply cannot afford a license renewal after the Paramount Skydance merger.
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December 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
It's not a job that can just be hired off the street; much ballyhoo was made about Reagan's firings of ATCs, but it literally took a decade and lifting both mandatory retirement ages and the "permanent" ban on rehiring to make up the shortfall.
For the first time in decades, I handed my successor an air traffic controller workforce that was growing instead of shrinking.

Disturbingly, the Trump administration can't or won't say whether that’s still the case.
December 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Inflation, overall, is driven more by commodities than monetary policy. The cost of goods, and their perceived rarity (real or imagined) will always drive prices higher faster than whether or not the government subsidizes healthcare...
1. For at least 10 years, Pepsi has conspired with Walmart to force up grocery prices. That’s the shocking evidence made public today in an unsealed FTC lawsuit. The suit was abandoned in May by the Trump FTC just before it was to be un-redacted. We went to court to get it unsealed & won.
December 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I don't care that I've shown this off before; it's #Christmas it's a Treasury Edition and it's a fine one to show off on #TopShelfFriday

@vinsonlovescomics.bsky.social
December 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Reposted by Chris Helgerson
Anti-A.I. stamps!

For illustrations, comics, photos and all your creative works, printed and digital!

You can download the transparent file for free here: ko-fi.com/i/IT6T718NAKF (but consider donating please 😘)
January 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Well teens don't contribute millions of dollars to reelection campaigns...
Scoop: the pro-teen social media ban lobby group 36 Months was funded & co-staffed by its co-founder's ad production firm that was simultaneously making gambling ads

The federal government has ignored calls for a gambling ad ban while pursuing the social media ban.

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December 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
There are 1440 minutes in a day; using the runtimes listed on IMDb, it would take 1186 minutes to watch the entirety of Season One of TNG. You'd even have over four hours to intersperse with bathroom and snack breaks.
December 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Starbase 80?!

*It actually seems like the kind of place I'd thrive in working. Joke's on you, Commander!
December 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Shut up and take my money!!
#Supergirl

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Supergirl | Official Teaser Trailer
YouTube video by DC
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December 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
My grandma's idea of home cooking was to see how fast she could dial pizza delivery, but...

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Dr. Elmo - Grandma's Killer Fruitcake (Lyrics)
YouTube video by frozenwhiskers
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December 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM