Chris Hockman
@chrishockman.bsky.social
Emmy winning Football (Soccer) and Paralympic Journalist, researcher. commentator & ground announcer. Featured on Fox Sports, NPR, NBC & BBC. Play by Play and Color for Tiger Network. Travel Agent. He/Him
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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-himmler-institute-assures-nation-this-all-legal/
December 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-himmler-institute-assures-nation-this-all-legal/
UTSA makes some early signings sasoccernews.wordpress.com/2025/12/26/u... #UTSA
UTSA announces six early signings for 2026
SAN ANTONIO — UTSA has announced six players who will be joining the roadrunners for the 2026 season out of the early-signing window. Three come from Texas, with the other half from Colorado, Flori…
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December 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
UTSA makes some early signings sasoccernews.wordpress.com/2025/12/26/u... #UTSA
Four clubs were hit with registration bans yesterday: Singida Black Stars (TAN), Baniyas (UAE), Sivasspor Kuluvu (TUR) and Cerro Porteño (PAR). Singida’s is “until lifted” the other three are three registration periods.
December 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Four clubs were hit with registration bans yesterday: Singida Black Stars (TAN), Baniyas (UAE), Sivasspor Kuluvu (TUR) and Cerro Porteño (PAR). Singida’s is “until lifted” the other three are three registration periods.
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I hate to be a “imagine if Biden” did this person. But my god.
Trump: We track Santa. We want to make sure that Santa is being good. We want to make sure that he's not infiltrated, that we're not infiltrating into our country a bad Santa. Santa loves Oklahoma like I do. You know, Oklahoma was very good to me in the election
December 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I hate to be a “imagine if Biden” did this person. But my god.
I watched this whole match. I cannot over state how much other stuff I had to do but I could not look away. Champagne darts.
December 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I watched this whole match. I cannot over state how much other stuff I had to do but I could not look away. Champagne darts.
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Not sure what happened but the Guardian is now at least *mentioning* that there is zero evidence to suggest the Bondi terror attack was the direct result of organised opposition to mass murder
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
December 22, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Not sure what happened but the Guardian is now at least *mentioning* that there is zero evidence to suggest the Bondi terror attack was the direct result of organised opposition to mass murder
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Any other cricket folks out there have their Total Cricket Scorer not work on a new machine? I can't find TCS 11. Any alternatives out there? #Cricekt
December 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Any other cricket folks out there have their Total Cricket Scorer not work on a new machine? I can't find TCS 11. Any alternatives out there? #Cricekt
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December 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Hot take. England are bad at cricket.
December 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Hot take. England are bad at cricket.
Missing a Christmas present? Out of time to buy one? Don't panic! I've got you covered. Gifts of experiences are shown to be more memorable than gifts of things. So give the gift of travel. Message me and I'll get a perfect trip planned for your loved one.
December 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Missing a Christmas present? Out of time to buy one? Don't panic! I've got you covered. Gifts of experiences are shown to be more memorable than gifts of things. So give the gift of travel. Message me and I'll get a perfect trip planned for your loved one.
My look at the Texas teams MLS SuperDraft sasoccernews.wordpress.com/2025/12/20/d... #MLS
Dallas and Houston stock up at MLS SuperDraft while Austin adds depth
NEW YORK — The trend at the MLS SuperDraft this year was tall strikers and FC Dallas and Houston Dynamo stayed on trend with their early picks as they looked to add goal scoring to their teams. Aus…
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December 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
My look at the Texas teams MLS SuperDraft sasoccernews.wordpress.com/2025/12/20/d... #MLS
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Tacoma Stars of L2 and MASL are releasing this specialty Holiday Night Kit 🎄
December 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Tacoma Stars of L2 and MASL are releasing this specialty Holiday Night Kit 🎄
He looked SO scared
December 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
He looked SO scared
Of course they're fine with Palestinian flags and booing at Eurovision NOW when no one who would bring them will be going. If you're still going to Eurovision and booing Israel I have questions
December 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Of course they're fine with Palestinian flags and booing at Eurovision NOW when no one who would bring them will be going. If you're still going to Eurovision and booing Israel I have questions
"Why didn't the government do this sooner" is certainly a valid critique. Albo is right to point out that no prior government set up a special envoy against anti-Semitism. You have to acknowledge it didn't happen sooner because conservative governments don't actually want it
December 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
"Why didn't the government do this sooner" is certainly a valid critique. Albo is right to point out that no prior government set up a special envoy against anti-Semitism. You have to acknowledge it didn't happen sooner because conservative governments don't actually want it
I'm so excited for the same people crying for Albo to introduce stricter laws on hate speech to be mad when they realize it hits them.
December 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I'm so excited for the same people crying for Albo to introduce stricter laws on hate speech to be mad when they realize it hits them.
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This is why no one intelligent should back newsom. His actions are being used as a cudgel to ban trans care
Alabama rep cites Gavin Newson's vote to out trans kids to parents as precedent that the federal government should follow
December 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
This is why no one intelligent should back newsom. His actions are being used as a cudgel to ban trans care
I'm working on a book on the history of soccer in Texas (and the story is similar for so much of the country) Soccer exists because of immigrants.
December 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I'm working on a book on the history of soccer in Texas (and the story is similar for so much of the country) Soccer exists because of immigrants.
A look at the final day of the first para biathlon meet of the season paralympicsportsnews.wordpress.com/2025/12/17/g... #Biathlon #MilanCortina2026
Germany and Ukraine win in final day of Canmore Biathlon
CANMORE, Alb., Canada — Germany claimed two gold medals while Ukraine won several minor medals as the Biathlon World Cup meet in Canmore came to a close on Sunday. Germany claimed gold in both VI c…
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December 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
A look at the final day of the first para biathlon meet of the season paralympicsportsnews.wordpress.com/2025/12/17/g... #Biathlon #MilanCortina2026
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Intriguing idea
December 17, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Intriguing idea
My look at the 2025 NCAA All-Americans from Texas and Texas based schools. #CollegeSoccer sasoccernews.wordpress.com/2025/12/15/t...
Texan and Texas based players earn college All-American honors
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Multiple Texas based players and Texans claimed places on their respective college All-American teams following the United Soccer Coaches announcements throughout the week. In th…
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December 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
My look at the 2025 NCAA All-Americans from Texas and Texas based schools. #CollegeSoccer sasoccernews.wordpress.com/2025/12/15/t...
Australia: So great we didn't draw France this time so that's good
Americans: You will not disrespect us like that today, good night
Americans: You will not disrespect us like that today, good night
December 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Australia: So great we didn't draw France this time so that's good
Americans: You will not disrespect us like that today, good night
Americans: You will not disrespect us like that today, good night
A look a where things stand with the Milan-Cortina Hockey Arena paralympicsportsnews.wordpress.com/2025/12/11/m... #MilanCortina2026
Milan Cortina organizers promise arena will be ready
MILAN — The Ice Hockey arena for Milan-Cortina 2026 has been hit with delays which has led to fears the venue won’t be ready. While it will almost certainly be ready in time for the Paralympics it …
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December 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
A look a where things stand with the Milan-Cortina Hockey Arena paralympicsportsnews.wordpress.com/2025/12/11/m... #MilanCortina2026