Chris Jags
@chrisjagged.bsky.social
Pulptastic author of oddball dark fantasy. Loves horror, folklore, and indie games. World-curious Canadian.
Also at https://mastodon.social/@ChrisJagged
Books: https://www.amazon.com/stores/Chris-Jags/author/B00O6Y9UPC
Also at https://mastodon.social/@ChrisJagged
Books: https://www.amazon.com/stores/Chris-Jags/author/B00O6Y9UPC
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Chris Jags
@chrisjagged.bsky.social
· Feb 11
Bloodspinner
While gathering rare fungi in the marshlands outside of his small town, impoverished young pickpocket Richtan Crown hardly expects to run into Kitsu - half-woman, half-spider, and all predator!
The e...
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Dive into some horror-infused fantasy! A crazy cast of characters tries to help Kitsu - half-spider, half-woman - dodge werewolves, demons and mercenaries in order to find her way home! Blood, dark comedy, and maybe a found family, too!
#fantasy #darkfantasy #booksky
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#fantasy #darkfantasy #booksky
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November 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Fun fact about me:
I tend to find people who introduce themselves by their title kind of unbearable.
I tend to find people who introduce themselves by their title kind of unbearable.
October 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Fun fact about me:
I tend to find people who introduce themselves by their title kind of unbearable.
I tend to find people who introduce themselves by their title kind of unbearable.
In one regard, it's nice to have a family who's supportive of my writing and wants to read it instead of feeling compelled.
On the other, the amount of times I've thought "Hell yeah, I'm REALLY going to go wild in this scene... oh right, mom's going to read it 😐 "
#WritingCommunity
On the other, the amount of times I've thought "Hell yeah, I'm REALLY going to go wild in this scene... oh right, mom's going to read it 😐 "
#WritingCommunity
October 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
In one regard, it's nice to have a family who's supportive of my writing and wants to read it instead of feeling compelled.
On the other, the amount of times I've thought "Hell yeah, I'm REALLY going to go wild in this scene... oh right, mom's going to read it 😐 "
#WritingCommunity
On the other, the amount of times I've thought "Hell yeah, I'm REALLY going to go wild in this scene... oh right, mom's going to read it 😐 "
#WritingCommunity
O Ghosts of Halloween:
Your first haunting targets are people who talk in absolutes about subjective things.
Your first haunting targets are people who talk in absolutes about subjective things.
October 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
O Ghosts of Halloween:
Your first haunting targets are people who talk in absolutes about subjective things.
Your first haunting targets are people who talk in absolutes about subjective things.
I think authors should just randomly interrupt their books by writing their name in caps, kinda like Gaga does with her music
#WritingCommunity
#WritingCommunity
September 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I think authors should just randomly interrupt their books by writing their name in caps, kinda like Gaga does with her music
#WritingCommunity
#WritingCommunity
Fast forward a thousand years and there will be folklore tales about a repulsive and greedy old orange Troll King who squatted in a golden palace and could only be appeased by offerings of hamburgers
September 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Fast forward a thousand years and there will be folklore tales about a repulsive and greedy old orange Troll King who squatted in a golden palace and could only be appeased by offerings of hamburgers
I think maybe the one thing I'll never understand about the manosphere/Tate crowd is, how is it Alpha to do what another guy online tells you to do?
September 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I think maybe the one thing I'll never understand about the manosphere/Tate crowd is, how is it Alpha to do what another guy online tells you to do?
Welp, giving up #EA will be the easiest thing I ever did.
The me-liking-EA games ship had long since sailed anyway.
Anyway, long live indies!
The me-liking-EA games ship had long since sailed anyway.
Anyway, long live indies!
September 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Welp, giving up #EA will be the easiest thing I ever did.
The me-liking-EA games ship had long since sailed anyway.
Anyway, long live indies!
The me-liking-EA games ship had long since sailed anyway.
Anyway, long live indies!
What do you think all the #Rapture weirdos are doing now? Still crying? Praying even harder for next time? Turning into Atheists? What?
September 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
What do you think all the #Rapture weirdos are doing now? Still crying? Praying even harder for next time? Turning into Atheists? What?
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
theonion.com
September 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
I feel like, since El Presidente expressed his desire for it to be so, #JimmyKimmel was ALWAYS going to get pulled off the air.
They were just waiting for a moment where they could appear to do it 'correctly'.
They were just waiting for a moment where they could appear to do it 'correctly'.
September 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I feel like, since El Presidente expressed his desire for it to be so, #JimmyKimmel was ALWAYS going to get pulled off the air.
They were just waiting for a moment where they could appear to do it 'correctly'.
They were just waiting for a moment where they could appear to do it 'correctly'.
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We don't say sex work is work because it's a cute slogan.
We say sex work is work because sex workers are left out of conversations around labor rights.
Sex workers have the right to safe workplaces and legal protections.
Sex workers shouldn't fsce discrimination because of archaic morals.
We say sex work is work because sex workers are left out of conversations around labor rights.
Sex workers have the right to safe workplaces and legal protections.
Sex workers shouldn't fsce discrimination because of archaic morals.
September 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
We don't say sex work is work because it's a cute slogan.
We say sex work is work because sex workers are left out of conversations around labor rights.
Sex workers have the right to safe workplaces and legal protections.
Sex workers shouldn't fsce discrimination because of archaic morals.
We say sex work is work because sex workers are left out of conversations around labor rights.
Sex workers have the right to safe workplaces and legal protections.
Sex workers shouldn't fsce discrimination because of archaic morals.
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Oh, you think YOUR dating life is hard?
Imagine being ME, a straight guy who doesn't want to date any woman who likes serial killers/true crime
Imagine being ME, a straight guy who doesn't want to date any woman who likes serial killers/true crime
September 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Oh, you think YOUR dating life is hard?
Imagine being ME, a straight guy who doesn't want to date any woman who likes serial killers/true crime
Imagine being ME, a straight guy who doesn't want to date any woman who likes serial killers/true crime
September 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Oh, you think YOUR dating life is hard?
Imagine being ME, a straight guy who doesn't want to date any woman who likes serial killers/true crime
Imagine being ME, a straight guy who doesn't want to date any woman who likes serial killers/true crime
September 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Oh, you think YOUR dating life is hard?
Imagine being ME, a straight guy who doesn't want to date any woman who likes serial killers/true crime
Imagine being ME, a straight guy who doesn't want to date any woman who likes serial killers/true crime
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It's weird how so many people root for the heroes in fiction, but the villains in reality
September 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
It's weird how so many people root for the heroes in fiction, but the villains in reality
It's weird how so many people root for the heroes in fiction, but the villains in reality
September 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
It's weird how so many people root for the heroes in fiction, but the villains in reality
My toxic online personality trait is, if I'm repeatedly TOLD to like and subscribe, I'm definitely not gonna do it
September 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
My toxic online personality trait is, if I'm repeatedly TOLD to like and subscribe, I'm definitely not gonna do it
I'm not gonna look it up to see why, but I find it fascinating that people use "boo" to express intense disapproval with, say a public figure, and also use it like a cartoon ghost would to scare someone, and it seems WOEFULLY inadequate for either purpose 😄
#language
#language
September 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I'm not gonna look it up to see why, but I find it fascinating that people use "boo" to express intense disapproval with, say a public figure, and also use it like a cartoon ghost would to scare someone, and it seems WOEFULLY inadequate for either purpose 😄
#language
#language
The silly part of movies like horror movies Wrong Turn is the notion that you have to go out into the woods to meet the worst elements of society
September 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The silly part of movies like horror movies Wrong Turn is the notion that you have to go out into the woods to meet the worst elements of society
September 4, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I never understand why people call their pet something like Dutchess Fuzzington The Third or whatever.
We all know you're gonna just call them "Fuzzy" within a week
We all know you're gonna just call them "Fuzzy" within a week
September 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I never understand why people call their pet something like Dutchess Fuzzington The Third or whatever.
We all know you're gonna just call them "Fuzzy" within a week
We all know you're gonna just call them "Fuzzy" within a week
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People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
August 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
I think mostly, I just find people who use AI to "create" their art/writing/music to be intensely BORING people
August 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I think mostly, I just find people who use AI to "create" their art/writing/music to be intensely BORING people