Chris Jones
chrisjones1.bsky.social
Chris Jones
@chrisjones1.bsky.social
London UK
Politics, finance, LFC, Red Sox, snark
Lately ChrisJones_1 on the Bad Place
"We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week."
November 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Watching the footy. Stats are apparently being provided by Microsoft Copilot 😬
November 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
A man's gotta have entusiasms
November 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
This thing'll still be a meme four pope's from now
November 29, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Just about to entertain 15 for Thanksgiving Dinner. Pray for me.
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
That's Montgomery Clift, honey!
Olivia de Havilland and Montgomery Clift in The Heiress by William Wyler (1949)
November 29, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Reposted by Chris Jones
An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Ok, pretty sure we've seen all the animals in groups of five now
November 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
A while back I paid upfront for cookery classes. Company then cancelled the class: they wanted to focus on corporate events. Asked for a refund several times, always fobbed off. Eventually charged back through credit card. Just got an email that they are being wound up by creditors. Not surprised.
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Calm down...Jeez
COPPER DIPPED ON THE LME AS FRESH CREDIT STRESS IN CHINA’S PROPERTY SECTOR RAISED DEMAND CONCERNS, OVERSHADOWING EARLIER SUPPLY-DRIVEN GAINS. TRADERS AT THE SHANGHAI COPPER CONFERENCE HIGHLIGHTED THAT THE PROLONGED PROPERTY SLUMP IS DRAGGING ON CONSUMPTION DESPITE STRONG DEMAND
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
US: "Having identified the gunman in Washington DC, we must immediately review the security and vetting protocols for people like him."

Everyone: "What, gun owners?"

US: "No, silly. Afghans"
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Ekitike is so good #LFC
November 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Disappointing that the OBR published the final score of this game an hour ago
November 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
What was van Dijk doing there?
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I was really enthused by the idea of delivering the budget in print form without someone getting up and wanging on about fiscal envelopes for an hour. But then they did that anyway. Disappointing.
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I would have just said "will rot your brain and render you incapable of critical thinking": I wouldn't have thought of the God thing. That's why the Pope gets the big bucks.
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Can we start speculating about the 2026 budget now?
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I wish Chancellors would stop saying they're "asking people to make a contribution". Don't remember a voluntary check box on my tax return.
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Think I've figured out what happened at the OBR. A staffer in the office yelled "What's that acronym for special educational needs?" Someone shouted "SEND", and that was that.
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Worked hard for decades, earned a bit of money and paid full tax on it. Now my retirement is partly funded by dividends on that already-taxed income. So obviously the tax on those dividends should go up.
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Reposted by Chris Jones
Basilica emerges from lake, illuminating early Church life in Turkey.

Known as the Basilica of the Holy Fathers, it marks the site of one of the early Church's most important gatherings which took place in Nicaea 12 years after the Roman Empire legalised Christianity in AD 325

u.afp.com/Sh5e
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Restaurant table next to us. The diners have departed, leaving behind two flossers. Ewww.
November 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Who ate all the pies?
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
German Hairy Snails? You're havin' a laugh, #bbcr4today
November 24, 2025 at 8:11 AM
"I can therefore tell the House that we will now rejoin the EU. The OBR advises that this closes the fiscal gap; we can cancel all planned tax rises, reduce income tax by 2p, and increase NHS spending by £20 billion. And I commend this Budget to the House!"

Urgh, what time is it? Just woke up
November 23, 2025 at 7:38 AM