Asterisk_LFC
@chrislfc.bsky.social
Liverpool FC. Fuck the S*n
Hang it in the louvre imo 😭
January 31, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Hang it in the louvre imo 😭
Nick Pope there, the dopey twat time wasting despite being 2-1 down. It’s reflex for these
January 31, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Nick Pope there, the dopey twat time wasting despite being 2-1 down. It’s reflex for these
Jason Tindall sniffs bike seats and wears his ma’s kecks, pass it on
January 31, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Jason Tindall sniffs bike seats and wears his ma’s kecks, pass it on
We are so easy to get at. Such a soft touch.
January 31, 2026 at 8:36 PM
We are so easy to get at. Such a soft touch.
Hate to say it but Salah’s been horrendous. Looks slow as fuck.
January 31, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Hate to say it but Salah’s been horrendous. Looks slow as fuck.
Fucking Anthony Gordon is an idiot. Should be off.
January 31, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Fucking Anthony Gordon is an idiot. Should be off.
Into these oil merchants
January 31, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Into these oil merchants
If Frimpong is going to be out for any length of time, we need to be getting someone in at right back before the window closes. A loan would be ideal, ideally an English player so they’d be homegrown. We can’t be going with midfielders and Calvin Ramsay at right back for five months.
January 28, 2026 at 9:04 PM
If Frimpong is going to be out for any length of time, we need to be getting someone in at right back before the window closes. A loan would be ideal, ideally an English player so they’d be homegrown. We can’t be going with midfielders and Calvin Ramsay at right back for five months.
Having to listen to lfctvgo audio for this one and Steve Hunter calling Qarabag “Kwarabag” is making my teeth itch
January 28, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Having to listen to lfctvgo audio for this one and Steve Hunter calling Qarabag “Kwarabag” is making my teeth itch
Fucking into these Azerbaijani farmers!
January 28, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Fucking into these Azerbaijani farmers!
Saw a rumour that Slot’s been sacked and Stevie hired as interim manager. Anyone else seen this??
January 26, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Saw a rumour that Slot’s been sacked and Stevie hired as interim manager. Anyone else seen this??
And Gomez is injured? Of course he is. Hate football.
January 24, 2026 at 6:07 PM
And Gomez is injured? Of course he is. Hate football.
Just got home from physio, and I see we’re back on this bullshit. Fuck sakes.
January 24, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Just got home from physio, and I see we’re back on this bullshit. Fuck sakes.
Fucking get in there! UTFR
January 21, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Fucking get in there! UTFR
I think I’m finally coming around to the realisation that Arne might not be the man to take us forward. I don’t agree with those saying to sack him now though, because I think that would severely jeopardise our chances at qualifying for champions league next season.
January 17, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I think I’m finally coming around to the realisation that Arne might not be the man to take us forward. I don’t agree with those saying to sack him now though, because I think that would severely jeopardise our chances at qualifying for champions league next season.
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STAT
Hugo Ekitike and Florian Wirtz are the first pair of substitutes in Liverpool's history to both assist each other after coming on in the same match. #LFC
January 12, 2026 at 9:46 PM
STAT
Might be the most embarrassing display of commentary I’ve heard since Martin Tyler was put out to pasture. Could be time for Ally McCoist to join him.
January 12, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Might be the most embarrassing display of commentary I’ve heard since Martin Tyler was put out to pasture. Could be time for Ally McCoist to join him.
Fuck off Ally, he’s thrown himself to the floor.
January 12, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Fuck off Ally, he’s thrown himself to the floor.