chrismixel
@chrismixel.bsky.social
I like computers and people, in that order.
Someone should invent edible toilet paper. I wouldn't buy it, but someone should invent it.
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Someone should invent edible toilet paper. I wouldn't buy it, but someone should invent it.
Petition to save Cyber Monday.
December 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Petition to save Cyber Monday.
Cyber Monday is in distress
December 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Cyber Monday is in distress
Pretty pretty good, was able to buy a booster box of Phantasmal Flames at MSRP, and for the first time I opened up a booster box. The hype got to me, and I'm glad it did!
December 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Pretty pretty good, was able to buy a booster box of Phantasmal Flames at MSRP, and for the first time I opened up a booster box. The hype got to me, and I'm glad it did!
Sometimes you wake up from a nap to the plane to MOST amazing fucking picture taking opportunity of your LIFE.
And I nailed it!
And I nailed it!
November 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Sometimes you wake up from a nap to the plane to MOST amazing fucking picture taking opportunity of your LIFE.
And I nailed it!
And I nailed it!
Whoa, new episodes of Scrubs are coming in 4 months?!
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Whoa, new episodes of Scrubs are coming in 4 months?!
This is not an advertisement. This is an announcement that I am moving to Europe so I have access to this drink. It is the nectar of the GODS
November 5, 2025 at 10:44 AM
This is not an advertisement. This is an announcement that I am moving to Europe so I have access to this drink. It is the nectar of the GODS
Reminder that even if you see someone stealing food... you didn't see anyone stealing food. Don't be a snitch. There's gonna be a lot of people who need to steal food, and they don't need you being an asshole. 1 out of 8 american citizens are on food assistance.
October 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Reminder that even if you see someone stealing food... you didn't see anyone stealing food. Don't be a snitch. There's gonna be a lot of people who need to steal food, and they don't need you being an asshole. 1 out of 8 american citizens are on food assistance.
Why are my organs so intense
October 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Why are my organs so intense
Does anyone know how to make sandwiches?
October 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Does anyone know how to make sandwiches?
Congratulations to the World Series!
October 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Congratulations to the World Series!
What do you do for likes in the the real world?
October 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
What do you do for likes in the the real world?
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white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
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click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
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October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
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click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
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6 years ago today, I met the original twister! (cmon babyyy)
October 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
6 years ago today, I met the original twister! (cmon babyyy)
I have reason to believe I am going to be the first sentient AI.
October 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I have reason to believe I am going to be the first sentient AI.
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Our Lady of Catholicism Catholic Church
October 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Our Lady of Catholicism Catholic Church
The only acceptable way, and only way I will respond to someone calling me Christopher is if they do it in Adriana's voice, from the Sopranos.
October 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The only acceptable way, and only way I will respond to someone calling me Christopher is if they do it in Adriana's voice, from the Sopranos.
You've never heard of me, I'm pretty big, almost 200lbs
October 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
You've never heard of me, I'm pretty big, almost 200lbs
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As someone who likes to joke around, comedies often hit a little too close to home
October 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
As someone who likes to joke around, comedies often hit a little too close to home
Democrats should be putting all their energy into doxxing and posting names and addresses of ICE agents.
October 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Democrats should be putting all their energy into doxxing and posting names and addresses of ICE agents.