Chris Ottenberg
@chrisottenberg.bsky.social
Just an average guy doing average things.
Twitch Streaming: https://www.twitch.tv/chrisottenberg
YouTube VODs: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-yeUgcGx8dj17sjSWlQz_A
Discord: https://discord.gg/NmPcYHmscU
Twitch Streaming: https://www.twitch.tv/chrisottenberg
YouTube VODs: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-yeUgcGx8dj17sjSWlQz_A
Discord: https://discord.gg/NmPcYHmscU
TV and movies always have a killer throw away the gun. The thing is, they always just do that, they never take the gun apart then throw it away scattering the parts about.
December 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
TV and movies always have a killer throw away the gun. The thing is, they always just do that, they never take the gun apart then throw it away scattering the parts about.
December 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
#RFID #NFC keys are a thing people use for phones and home security systems. Old school metal keys are still in use. So why are they not combined? Traditional keys have that bit used to hold and turn them, so replace/add to that with a chip. The key plus a little reader in say your front door.
December 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Cheers darling, marvel rivals is sponsoring my twitch stream today 💎 #emmafrost #marvelrivals
December 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Cheers darling, marvel rivals is sponsoring my twitch stream today 💎 #emmafrost #marvelrivals
December 17, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I'm usually one to stay away from political stuff, but I want to post this...
Current US Government:
Current US Government:
a group of people standing around a table with the words we like to be smart
ALT: a group of people standing around a table with the words we like to be smart
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I'm usually one to stay away from political stuff, but I want to post this...
Current US Government:
Current US Government:
Presumably they are going to be doing #GIJOE movie since they appeared in #RiseOfTheBeasts. Can we please bring Starscream into the TF movies now, then have the voice actor be Cobra Commander too.
December 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Presumably they are going to be doing #GIJOE movie since they appeared in #RiseOfTheBeasts. Can we please bring Starscream into the TF movies now, then have the voice actor be Cobra Commander too.
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My 2026 Calendar www.itsmichaelalee.com/shop 💙
December 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
My 2026 Calendar www.itsmichaelalee.com/shop 💙
Dear Subtitle makers: [Speaking foreign language] is NOT a subtitle, it's lazyness.
December 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Dear Subtitle makers: [Speaking foreign language] is NOT a subtitle, it's lazyness.
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Need a 2026 calendar? :) www.itsmichaelalee.com/shop desk calendar available too! ❤️
December 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Need a 2026 calendar? :) www.itsmichaelalee.com/shop desk calendar available too! ❤️
My doctor asked me about my sex drive last week. I told him I lost the cable for it and you can't buy a replacement online.
December 6, 2025 at 11:18 PM
My doctor asked me about my sex drive last week. I told him I lost the cable for it and you can't buy a replacement online.
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"Take a Seat" emote but give us Emma Frost's classic skin 🤍 retweet if you agree! @marvel-rivals.bsky.social #marvelrivals #marvelcomics #cosplay
November 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
"Take a Seat" emote but give us Emma Frost's classic skin 🤍 retweet if you agree! @marvel-rivals.bsky.social #marvelrivals #marvelcomics #cosplay
Just wondering.... Any parents leave malted milk balls around the house at Easter time and say they're Easter Bunny turds?
October 31, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Just wondering.... Any parents leave malted milk balls around the house at Easter time and say they're Easter Bunny turds?
Wishing you have a Spock-y Halloween.
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October 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Wishing you have a Spock-y Halloween.
People should return to pooping outdoors.
Boycott Big Toilets.
Join the Bowel Movement.
Boycott Big Toilets.
Join the Bowel Movement.
October 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
People should return to pooping outdoors.
Boycott Big Toilets.
Join the Bowel Movement.
Boycott Big Toilets.
Join the Bowel Movement.
Remember: "Just following orders" is not an option. You have the right to refuse any order deemed unlawful or too dangerous.
October 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Remember: "Just following orders" is not an option. You have the right to refuse any order deemed unlawful or too dangerous.
Am I the only one who thinks a character from Alien Earth is a lot like L from Death Note, with the fashion sense of Dr. Who?
October 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Am I the only one who thinks a character from Alien Earth is a lot like L from Death Note, with the fashion sense of Dr. Who?
#twitch #gaming #drops
Twitch Streamers requiring people to subscribe in order to earn drops is BS.
People subscribe because they want to support you. Forcing subscriptions only loses followers.
Why do you think people watch for drops? Because they have money to throw at the games? NO!
Twitch Streamers requiring people to subscribe in order to earn drops is BS.
People subscribe because they want to support you. Forcing subscriptions only loses followers.
Why do you think people watch for drops? Because they have money to throw at the games? NO!
October 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
September 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Werewolf Paladin, they pray to their dogs.
September 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Werewolf Paladin, they pray to their dogs.
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🔴LIVE FROM 6PM BST🔴 Come on Eileen! It's time for more Silent Hill 4: The Room and I will once again be running away from things that make super weird noises. Watch here: www.youtube.com/live/Dcj70bO... or on twitch.tv/platform32
August 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
🔴LIVE FROM 6PM BST🔴 Come on Eileen! It's time for more Silent Hill 4: The Room and I will once again be running away from things that make super weird noises. Watch here: www.youtube.com/live/Dcj70bO... or on twitch.tv/platform32
Pirates weren't very good with the alphabet.
They were always talking about the seven Cs when there is only one.
They were always talking about the seven Cs when there is only one.
August 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Pirates weren't very good with the alphabet.
They were always talking about the seven Cs when there is only one.
They were always talking about the seven Cs when there is only one.
Why are pornstars so bad at TTRPGs?
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Their dice are always cocked.
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Their dice are always cocked.
August 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Why are pornstars so bad at TTRPGs?
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Their dice are always cocked.
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Their dice are always cocked.
Logically speaking, Star Trek fans should not work with anything involving circuits. They use diodes, switches, transistors and resistors. But all Trek fans know that resistance is futile.
August 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Logically speaking, Star Trek fans should not work with anything involving circuits. They use diodes, switches, transistors and resistors. But all Trek fans know that resistance is futile.