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Chris Ottenberg
@chrisottenberg.bsky.social
Just an average guy doing average things.

Twitch Streaming: https://www.twitch.tv/chrisottenberg

YouTube VODs: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-yeUgcGx8dj17sjSWlQz_A

Discord: https://discord.gg/NmPcYHmscU
Try to remain whelmed.
December 19, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Everything has its place, even if that place is not in your pantry/fridge.
December 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Just imagine what life is like these days for anyone nicknamed Boomer.
a man and a woman are looking into each other 's eyes .
ALT: a man and a woman are looking into each other 's eyes .
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Someone's going to say it and be all creepy about it, so I'll say it to save the internet from some creepy people.

Vault 69
December 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
A dot meowtrix printer.
December 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The only Star Wars movie to actually have stars involved in any war.
December 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
a lord of the rings cover band called Shire Straits
December 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Cowboy cookies with raisins.
December 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Of course.
December 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Canadian Geese are the meanest things in Canada.

Unless a swan comes along, fuck swans.
December 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
What it needs is a reason for all of those cables. Most don't even connect to anything.
December 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I never trusted video anyway.

It's a murderer.

It killed the radio star.
December 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Robin Hood and his Meowy Men.
December 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
It's clobbopus time!
December 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Glue makes all pizza on TV look good.
December 18, 2025 at 12:35 PM
By the time it comes out the show will have been long over.
December 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Someone really likes mixing their architectural styles.
December 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
"Remember the lesson from school, when running away, you have to do it in a straight line in the path of the thing you're running from."
December 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Nice bike. I miss riding a bike.
December 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Things like that are highly subjective and really only apply to those who use the terms.

Like "Comfort Food".

A common comfort food is mac & cheese. Only a comfort to those who like/can eat both macaroni and cheese.
December 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I prefer using HENT AI over GEN AI.
December 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM