Chris Ottenberg
@chrisottenberg.bsky.social
Just an average guy doing average things.
Twitch Streaming: https://www.twitch.tv/chrisottenberg
YouTube VODs: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-yeUgcGx8dj17sjSWlQz_A
Discord: https://discord.gg/NmPcYHmscU
Twitch Streaming: https://www.twitch.tv/chrisottenberg
YouTube VODs: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-yeUgcGx8dj17sjSWlQz_A
Discord: https://discord.gg/NmPcYHmscU
Try to remain whelmed.
December 19, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Try to remain whelmed.
Everything has its place, even if that place is not in your pantry/fridge.
December 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Everything has its place, even if that place is not in your pantry/fridge.
Just imagine what life is like these days for anyone nicknamed Boomer.
a man and a woman are looking into each other 's eyes .
ALT: a man and a woman are looking into each other 's eyes .
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Just imagine what life is like these days for anyone nicknamed Boomer.
Someone's going to say it and be all creepy about it, so I'll say it to save the internet from some creepy people.
Vault 69
Vault 69
December 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Someone's going to say it and be all creepy about it, so I'll say it to save the internet from some creepy people.
Vault 69
Vault 69
A dot meowtrix printer.
December 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
A dot meowtrix printer.
The only Star Wars movie to actually have stars involved in any war.
December 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The only Star Wars movie to actually have stars involved in any war.
a lord of the rings cover band called Shire Straits
December 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
a lord of the rings cover band called Shire Straits
Cowboy cookies with raisins.
December 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Cowboy cookies with raisins.
Canadian Geese are the meanest things in Canada.
Unless a swan comes along, fuck swans.
Unless a swan comes along, fuck swans.
December 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Canadian Geese are the meanest things in Canada.
Unless a swan comes along, fuck swans.
Unless a swan comes along, fuck swans.
What it needs is a reason for all of those cables. Most don't even connect to anything.
December 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
What it needs is a reason for all of those cables. Most don't even connect to anything.
I never trusted video anyway.
It's a murderer.
It killed the radio star.
It's a murderer.
It killed the radio star.
December 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I never trusted video anyway.
It's a murderer.
It killed the radio star.
It's a murderer.
It killed the radio star.
Robin Hood and his Meowy Men.
December 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Robin Hood and his Meowy Men.
It's clobbopus time!
December 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
It's clobbopus time!
Glue makes all pizza on TV look good.
December 18, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Glue makes all pizza on TV look good.
By the time it comes out the show will have been long over.
December 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
By the time it comes out the show will have been long over.
Someone really likes mixing their architectural styles.
December 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Someone really likes mixing their architectural styles.
"Remember the lesson from school, when running away, you have to do it in a straight line in the path of the thing you're running from."
December 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
"Remember the lesson from school, when running away, you have to do it in a straight line in the path of the thing you're running from."
Nice bike. I miss riding a bike.
December 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Nice bike. I miss riding a bike.
Things like that are highly subjective and really only apply to those who use the terms.
Like "Comfort Food".
A common comfort food is mac & cheese. Only a comfort to those who like/can eat both macaroni and cheese.
Like "Comfort Food".
A common comfort food is mac & cheese. Only a comfort to those who like/can eat both macaroni and cheese.
December 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Things like that are highly subjective and really only apply to those who use the terms.
Like "Comfort Food".
A common comfort food is mac & cheese. Only a comfort to those who like/can eat both macaroni and cheese.
Like "Comfort Food".
A common comfort food is mac & cheese. Only a comfort to those who like/can eat both macaroni and cheese.
I prefer using HENT AI over GEN AI.
December 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I prefer using HENT AI over GEN AI.