Chris
@chrispaget1.bsky.social
📍Manchester. Paeds Critical Care Pharmacist/Educator/Researcher. Caffeinated perfectionist, serial procrastinator & Dad joke aficionado. 🏳️🌈👨⚕️💊🎹🎸🇳🇴🏃🐶🎮📺 and general geekery.
And yet still not the finest retelling
November 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
And yet still not the finest retelling
Alice in Borderland > Squid Game
November 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Alice in Borderland > Squid Game
A large random insect falling out of my hair is the jump scare I didn’t need on this day of rest
November 23, 2025 at 11:07 AM
A large random insect falling out of my hair is the jump scare I didn’t need on this day of rest
Very ”old man shaking fist at cloud” coded but…
of all the stupid influencer stuff I can tolerate, wasting tons of food by making ridiculous stuff that obviously no one is going to eat is right at the bottom.
People are starving in poverty and you’re putting 3kg of Smarties in an air fryer 🤪
of all the stupid influencer stuff I can tolerate, wasting tons of food by making ridiculous stuff that obviously no one is going to eat is right at the bottom.
People are starving in poverty and you’re putting 3kg of Smarties in an air fryer 🤪
November 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Very ”old man shaking fist at cloud” coded but…
of all the stupid influencer stuff I can tolerate, wasting tons of food by making ridiculous stuff that obviously no one is going to eat is right at the bottom.
People are starving in poverty and you’re putting 3kg of Smarties in an air fryer 🤪
of all the stupid influencer stuff I can tolerate, wasting tons of food by making ridiculous stuff that obviously no one is going to eat is right at the bottom.
People are starving in poverty and you’re putting 3kg of Smarties in an air fryer 🤪
This morning’s music is sponsored by songs I was obsessed with in 2001
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 AM
This morning’s music is sponsored by songs I was obsessed with in 2001
The absolute SHADE of the left picture
November 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The absolute SHADE of the left picture
I have to say I’ve just eaten the BEST pasta dish I’ve ever tasted.
Even though it was expensive, it was worth every penne.
Even though it was expensive, it was worth every penne.
November 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I have to say I’ve just eaten the BEST pasta dish I’ve ever tasted.
Even though it was expensive, it was worth every penne.
Even though it was expensive, it was worth every penne.
Excuse me whilst I take out a second mortgage for emergency dental work
a baby girl is sitting on the floor playing with a toy and crying .
ALT: a baby girl is sitting on the floor playing with a toy and crying .
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Excuse me whilst I take out a second mortgage for emergency dental work
Legitimately used all of these
November 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Legitimately used all of these
Peak middle-aged gay is seeing the front of a hotel and thinking “Alex Polizzi would HATE this”
November 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Peak middle-aged gay is seeing the front of a hotel and thinking “Alex Polizzi would HATE this”
Tonight’s prize task is “best internet clapback to a Taskmaster-related comment” 😂
November 16, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Tonight’s prize task is “best internet clapback to a Taskmaster-related comment” 😂
Jokes - this is my actual reaction
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Jokes - this is my actual reaction
When you finally receive some positive feedback at work
November 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
When you finally receive some positive feedback at work
Buffy doll has seen some SH*T
November 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Buffy doll has seen some SH*T
The Celebrity Traitors finale has reminded me what an outstanding and atmospheric piece of music Sunshine (Adagio in D Minor) is.
Took me right back to this scene:
Took me right back to this scene:
November 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The Celebrity Traitors finale has reminded me what an outstanding and atmospheric piece of music Sunshine (Adagio in D Minor) is.
Took me right back to this scene:
Took me right back to this scene:
Confirmed by *erm* independent… research? 😂
November 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Confirmed by *erm* independent… research? 😂
You mean to tell me I can go to bed early, get a good night’s sleep and still feel incredibly tired the following morning?
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 AM
You mean to tell me I can go to bed early, get a good night’s sleep and still feel incredibly tired the following morning?
Zippy, Hacker and Sweep (Linda vibes) as Traitors for chaos reasons alone.
Why Bird voted off first for being an annoying know-it-all.
Rosie slips under the radar for weeks as she doesn’t say anything or offer an opinion.
Tilly wins after double-crossing the people’s champion Bagpuss.
Why Bird voted off first for being an annoying know-it-all.
Rosie slips under the radar for weeks as she doesn’t say anything or offer an opinion.
Tilly wins after double-crossing the people’s champion Bagpuss.
November 2, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Zippy, Hacker and Sweep (Linda vibes) as Traitors for chaos reasons alone.
Why Bird voted off first for being an annoying know-it-all.
Rosie slips under the radar for weeks as she doesn’t say anything or offer an opinion.
Tilly wins after double-crossing the people’s champion Bagpuss.
Why Bird voted off first for being an annoying know-it-all.
Rosie slips under the radar for weeks as she doesn’t say anything or offer an opinion.
Tilly wins after double-crossing the people’s champion Bagpuss.
New chat up line idea unlocked
October 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
New chat up line idea unlocked
Though what has stung most so far is hearing ”this 40 year old gentleman” when being presented on ward round 😂
Almost 12 hours in A&E, almost 4 of which waiting for a bed on the ward. Tired, hangry and fed up doesn’t quite cover it
October 16, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Though what has stung most so far is hearing ”this 40 year old gentleman” when being presented on ward round 😂