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chrispaget1.bsky.social
Chris
@chrispaget1.bsky.social
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📍Manchester. Paeds Critical Care Pharmacist/Educator/Researcher. Caffeinated perfectionist, serial procrastinator & Dad joke aficionado. 🏳️‍🌈👨‍⚕️💊🎹🎸🇳🇴🏃🐶🎮📺 and general geekery.
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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 1d
I feel I know Shinjuku like the back of my hand having played JRPGs most of my life 🤣
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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 1d
Honestly this was the sugary blast of sunlight I needed this week! #13goingon30 #thirtyflirtyandnotthriving
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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 2d
Why as a society have we not moved on from making “look at my foreign boyfriend, isn’t it funny that he pronounces English words wrongly” videos?
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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 5d
Ma’am I’d like to report a murder
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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 7d
Aye though better known for being a professional gobshite these days
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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 7d
I mean if they’ll allow a certain mouthpiece grifter on Strictly on BBC1 anything is possible
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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 7d
The argument will be that the cast need to be “reflective of society”
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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 7d
It does illustrate the mindset of some of these people incredibly well
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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 7d
The silver lining here is he’s been articulately and factually challenged which is great to see.

I do think his views are giving quite a lot of airtime though. It’s the same argument as yesterday.
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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 7d
“Bingo?!”
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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 8d
When your two default moods are pissed off and sick
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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 8d
So jealous of this sentiment
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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 10d
I mean if I could get away with this I would too
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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 11d
What did Spartacus say when the Colosseum lion accidentally ate his girlfriend?

Nothing, he was gladiator
a man stands in front of a crowd with the words are you not entertained
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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 12d
Saturday plans
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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 14d
Kudos to my fellow green pen warriors👨‍⚕️ #worldpharmacistday2025
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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 15d
I am Sweep
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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 17d
Me on the way to the Rapture
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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 17d
Technologically advance a band

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Technologically advance a band

TexaSys.
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 17d
Technologically advance a band

DAB Radiohead
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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 17d
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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 18d
I shouldn’t have mocked. The absolute beast scurrying at me at 1am this morning could have housed at least a few orcs on its back
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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 20d
Nice to see the mainstream media dusting off all their “spider home invasions” stories for another year
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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 19d
Interesting fact: The Norwegian maritime fleet has barcodes on the sides of their ships. That way, when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
a woman says i am entertaining joke joke joke !
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