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Mal
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🏳️‍🌈 • Husband • Dad • Runner • Loves a good GIF • Usually Caffeinated • Probably having a bath • INFJ • 🎮

📍 Manchester
Drop some COATS 🧥 🖤🥼
January 12, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Me, when I get ready to go for a run and step outside to find out it’s -6°C.
Good morning BlueSky
Let me sum up my current mental state with a video
January 12, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Pucker up! I’m waiting. 💋
January 12, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Good morning. Happy Monday.

Slept rubbish. Had two coffees before I left the house. Train was late. Let’s
Hope Monday improves.

I hope you have a god one!

#mcm #monochromemonday
January 12, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Slightly diminish a game

Craft (because Thatcher closed them all down in the 80s).
Slightly diminish a game

Sonic the hedge
Slightly diminish a game

Text of Duty
January 11, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I pushed myself a little further today to round off week 12 of marathon training. I also made today’s run a little bit more hilly than usual to mix things up a bit!

2026:8

#marathontraining #running #runsky
January 11, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Good morning. Happy Sunday.

I had a decent sleep and woke up singing The Fate Of Ophelia. If anyone wants to hang out and learn the video choreography with me, let me know! 😅
a woman in a black dress is dancing in a dark room in a club .
ALT: a woman in a black dress is dancing in a dark room in a club .
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 9:04 AM
It felt like I was being chased by Jack Frost this evening. I could feel the temperature dropping and the ground was turning white as I ran! 🥶 🧊 ❄️

Only a short one today.

2026:7

#marathontraining #running #run
January 10, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Good morning. Happy Saturday.

I love climbing into bed for a laze after I’ve been working overnight. I hope you all have a great Saturday planned!
January 10, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Whoever made the decision to put #TheTraitors on at 8pm deserves a knighthood!
January 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Odeon, Newcastle upon Tyne

This cinema was the best cinema. It was a wonderful art deco cinema. I spent many a good time here.
January 9, 2026 at 6:42 PM
These are FIT! 🥚
January 9, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Good morning. Happy Friday.

My first #FCF post. It’s certainly a fat clock and it stands tall, proud and erect. Did I do it right?

I’m also about to start a 24-hr on call shift. At least it’s the weekend! 🎉
January 9, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Poor Reece. No one realised he got up and walked out of the round table. I’m glad he was OK! #TheTraitors
January 8, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Literally me, watching #TheTraitors.
a man with his hands folded and the words oh my god yes behind him
ALT: a man with his hands folded and the words oh my god yes behind him
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2026 at 9:06 PM
#OldSchoolPhoto

Post a picture if you at school

A photo of me at nursery.
January 8, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I took the new runners out for their first outing tonight. They felt and looked so good!

Tonight was a 5km time trial. I managed 5km at an average pace of 04:58/km! My VO2 Max also tipped over into the excellent section. Even though that killed me, I’m happy! 😂

2026:6

#marathontraining #running
January 8, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Oh. It says “working”. Thats a shame. I was all up for it.
January 8, 2026 at 3:07 PM
I’m currently rushing home to get today’s run done before Storm Goretti arrives!
January 8, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Spotted in M&S! 👀
January 8, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Work is tough this morning.
January 8, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Good morning. Happy Thursday.

It’s a bit foggy. It’s a pea-souper - although I have no idea what that actually means!

Cold, ice and fog. What could possibly go wrong?!
January 8, 2026 at 6:14 AM
2016 Vs 2026
January 7, 2026 at 7:40 PM
New runners day!
January 7, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Good morning. Happy Wednesday.

I have a day off today so I’m celebrating by getting the day started with a two-hander.
January 7, 2026 at 7:55 AM