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Chris Plummer
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Senior Cybersecurity Architect @ popular ivy league academic health system
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https://www.wmur.com/article/nh-cybersecurity-expert-gmail-feature-is-being-hacked-by-scammers/44083493
Who doesn’t love a good early 90s magazine loader for $15 with optical out?
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Pop tarts are nothing like they used to be and are highly avoidable, but I can make this very important exception
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I have a new Saw franchise full of inescapable traps which strike fear in the hearts of Gen Alpha

-must write in cursive to survive
-have to tell time on an analog clock or you die
-can't use smartphone for one day or your pets explode
-tooth falls out every time you speak GenA slang
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
30 years ago this was peak performance and it was better.
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 AM
lol
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Marty's alarm clock from the beginning of BTTF is the famous Panasonic RC-6015. But that's a flip clock and I have a flip clock already, a really cool one. This RC-6215 is the digital successor to the 6015, far cheaper and more attainable, and has this cool ACCU-SET font, whatever ACCU-SET is.
November 18, 2025 at 12:53 PM
visualize? it's going to look like this. next.
November 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
no gas for you
November 16, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I think under the right conditions you could bake a shepherds pie today and it would provide warmth through at least February
November 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
in our heist era
November 11, 2025 at 11:26 AM
there’s still some of that original Twitter DNA in there somewhere
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 AM
come on what’s the worst that could happen
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
you thought you were clicking a link for more information, instead were auto-registered into a 4am webinar
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
RIP twitter
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
things that make me tweak out in 2025

-any video with a finger wag
-even a suspicion a video is AI generated
-AI artwork of any kind
-watching my cat drink using its paw
-house centipedes
-AI augmented writing
-the fate of Mr. Narwhal
-6/7
-"agentic"
November 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Polls closed at 7:00. I ran through the door to vote at 6:59, in my karate uniform.
November 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I put a lot of work into that ham and turkey sandwich. I ran upstairs to change my shirt, returned to find the cat eating it. I had to make the impossible choice - ignore what I just saw and eat the sandwich. I can't go back now and change what happened. See you on the other side.
November 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
AI will never, ever compete with the kind of stream of consciousness you will get from a human venting actionable scam avoidance guidance on the internet. lookup.robokiller.com/p/888-245-0327
November 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
In a waiting room. They are playing Talking In Your Sleep. All I can think about is going through that door and seeing Freddy Fazbear.
November 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
You had to see it coming that one of these teams was going to take the whole thing
November 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
well that panned out
I knew from the moment this game started a blue team would win
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I knew from the moment this game started a blue team would win
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
No lie this is the first baseball game I’ve watched in probably 20 years.
November 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Here’s how my day is starting. This is always lots of fun and not disruptive.
October 30, 2025 at 9:59 AM