Chris Plummer
@chrisplummer.bsky.social
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Senior Cybersecurity Architect @ popular ivy league academic health system Saved Gmail ✉️ Kenpo 2nd Black 🥋 https://www.wmur.com/article/nh-cybersecurity-expert-gmail-feature-is-being-hacked-by-scammers/44083493
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Sitting here watching junior high XC practice run by. One kid was running and using his phone at the same time. We are in the endgame now.
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Yes. On Valentines Day 2017, I had this exchange with Carl Weathers on Twitter.
RIP Apollo
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if you're concerned about information security, you should know Signal isn't actually secure. instead, try Mastodon, which is a website where you can be guaranteed no one will ever see what you post
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Liquor store clerk: I’m gonna need to see some age verification

Me: Prior to V.90 there were two incompatible standards for 56K modems. USRobotics pushed their own “X2”, while Lucent and Rockwell pushed the confusingly named “KFlex”

Liquor store clerk: enjoy your purchase.
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what is even happening here is a mystery
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Dip
Addict
Grill
Repeat

I’m lost
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This is opening below our karate studio. I don’t know anything about these places, but…Addict?
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Yes Anakin Niles, the popular Sith Lord from Fraser, you nailed it AI
artificial idiot
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alternate lyrics to Cruel Summer
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I have become the Jack Reacher of my neighborhood's walk home from school.
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Chris why should I care about Rush - because you listened to The Life of a Showgirl eight times already and are emotionally hurt by the lack of thoughtful songwriting, the overabundance of unimaginative melody, you feast or famine between the travis kelce tribute poems, and you want SOPHISTICATION!
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I played drums for most of public school, it's all I listen for in every single piece of music, it is my curse, rarely do I hear something that just takes my breath away - listen to this to the end, the attention to sound, speed changes, comfort in changing time, she is unreal. youtu.be/HI9LC1tTMBQ
Anika Nilles - "Synergy" [official Video]
YouTube video by Anika Nilles
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It was clear quite a while ago that Geddy and Alex weren't ready to stop doing doing this, and who among us ever thought anyone else could play behind them - I couldn't even imagine. Also, I didn't know who Anika Nilles was. But she can. Watch her videos. This will be an unbelievable tour.
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"Sir this is a Wendy's"

I tried.
I really did.
I tried for all of us.
we will never get our dollar which was promised in four equal installments
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at this point, this could be a legitimate email
hey man I'm just talking about Dirty Frank
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“The code will only work for accounts associated with email addresses that are in the class.” It was mailed to my email address, but since I use my Apple ID with this app, which uses a randomized account “email”, it will never work. Am I the only person who ever realized this.
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can we actually solve real problems
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I vote for class action inception where there’s a class action because the class action settlement doesn’t actually work
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This is why it's the PERFECT store to steal GPUs from!
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it's the Taco Bell of lip balms, but it's the Burger King of veterinary medicine
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Do you hate yourself?
Do you like pushups?
Are you a magnet for exercise which descends into a hadal trench of physical and emotional torture?

As you complete all three rounds of this workout, you can have it all.

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Push-Ups Challenge (Circuit Training)
Hard, male workout for the gym.
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