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Christian Kloß
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Karaokemaniac / #COPMI / sociologist; Dr. rer.pol. / stud. industrial designer

THIS IS FUN. LIFE IS FUN. BECAUSE YOU ARE FUN!

https://christiankloss.de/
My Story - in English 2025: https://shop.tredition.com/booktitle/Als_sei_nichts/W-1_86332
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Am 9. und 20. Oktober präsentiere ich auch 2026 wieder das weltweit einzige #KARAOKEKINO!

Wie immer im #Filmhaus in #Saarbrücken.

Save the Date! 📅

Sing den Song aus Deinem Lieblingsfilm! 🎶 🎥 🍿
Es gibt CSUler, die sehen das exakt genauso.

Es braucht später niemand sagen, man habe das nicht gewusst.
Die neuen AfD-Forderungen sind ein dunkelrotes Warnsignal
Während das brutale Vorgehen der US-Einwanderungsbehörde ICE weithin Entsetzen hervorruft, sorgt es bei der bayerischen AfD für eine Idee. Wie die Partei sich Trumps Abschiebepolizei zurechterklärt, i...
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January 29, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Funny if it wasn’t so actually true. 😞
January 25, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Gegen Russland?

Ach nee, auf die Idee kommt der CSUler natürlich nicht.

#NieWiederCDUCSU
Dobrindt kündigt Gegenschläge bei Cyberangriffen an
Die Bundesregierung will Innenminister Dobrindt zufolge auf Cyberangriffe offensiver reagieren und härter gegen die Verantwortlichen vorgehen. Nötig sei dafür auch eine »Zeitenwende bei den Geheimdien...
www.spiegel.de
January 25, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Gaaaaanz spezieller Chat-Talk:

"Puh, meistens lernt man ja zuerst die Frau kennen und dann erst die Vagina. Wenn mehrere andere Dinge passen, dann wechselt man wegen der Vagina ja nicht mehr die ganze Frau."

Ich: "Stimmt auch wieder…"

😂
January 20, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Wenn eine Firma aus Sachsen so für sich neue Mitarbeiter sucht — was sagt uns das?
January 20, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Würde die CDU/CSU die Epstein-Files herausgeben?

Ich habe Zweifel.

Bei Spahn wurde ja munter geschwärzt und unterschlagen.
January 19, 2026 at 6:15 PM
The most awesome info these days!!

But which warmonger gives a flying føck about treaties?

Surely not the "Art of the Deal" a$$hole.
In 1916, Denmark sold the Danish West Indies to the USA for $25M, with the colony becoming the US Virgin Islands. The USA was worried Germany could take control of the islands, though they had no plans to do so.

In exchange, the USA acknowledged Denmark's complete sovereignty over #Greenland
January 19, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Worauf ich gaaaaaar keinen Bock habe! 🥶
January 18, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Made my day!

From the good liars (@tglnyc)
January 18, 2026 at 9:42 AM
If you’re a Hackfresse,
You gotta date other Hackfressen.

According to this Hackbrainy “psychologist”.

🤷🏼‍♂️
January 17, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Gibt es auch "in die Fresse hauende"-Lösungen?
Spahn könnte die längste Zeit Fraktionsvorsitzender gewesen sein. Das Vertrauenverhältnis ist wohl schon lange gestört.
January 17, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Who is surprised?
January 17, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Ready for cynicism?

There’s one thing you can say about Trump and MAGA:

It doesn’t seem to be about the Jews.

And that’s that.
🤷🏼‍♂️
January 16, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Reposted by Christian Kloß
Wow 😮
January 14, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Reposted by Christian Kloß
January 15, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I always felt it, but it became apparent:

The only thing that can save me now is sex.
January 14, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Don't fall for this narrative.

YOU will NOT be better off.

➡️ You will work as much as before, be as tired as before, have the same money issues like before, and feel as inferior as before.

Just with AI. 🤷🏼‍♂️
January 14, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Reposted by Christian Kloß
Commentary: Japan has roughly 12 years to overhaul its postwar strategy, military posture and political mindset to preserve its autonomy and deter China as U.S. reliability fades and regional power balances shift.
Japan can no longer afford strategic confusion
While Japan’s central challenge is often framed in terms of China’s rise, that is only part of the story.
ebx.sh
January 13, 2026 at 10:15 PM
When you’re on the wrong side of history.

Sample Video.

#HolidayOnICE
January 11, 2026 at 10:14 PM
ICE BARBIE
January 10, 2026 at 11:37 PM
New Blog Post.

Adult #COPMI as belated system-breakers (also in English).
Erwachsene COPMI als verspätete Systemsprenger – Christian Kloß
christiankloss.de
January 10, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Jonathan Ross was preparing to shoot without being threatened.

Also, does he suddenly (!) with no obvious reason ask them to get out of the car?

Just to intimidate them because his ego got hurt?
January 10, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Anne Brorhilker - die Cum-Ex-Ermittlerin, die dann hinwarf, weil ihr zu vier Steine in den Weg gelegt wurden.

Es gibt KEIN ernstes Interesse des Staates, Steuerbetrug gerade bei Banken aufzudecken.

1/3

#JungundNaiv
January 10, 2026 at 11:12 AM
So he is bullying others into higher drug prices because he can not keep he promise to lower them on his side?
Wait! He never wanted to lower them. He’s for big Pharma. He won’t cut his support there.
January 10, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Vance: “The officer had been in a car incident in the fünf before and had to be treated in a hospital for weeks.”

WHY DO YOU DEPLOY AN OFFICER WHO OF OBVIOUSLY TRAUMATIZED IN FIRST PLACE?

One that apparently wanted to “heal” his trauma by shooting the driver that haunts his dreams.

#Minneapolis
January 10, 2026 at 9:55 AM