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Chris Corker @christophercorker.bsky.social · Sep 16

My short story "Truth's Gateway" included in the Autumn 2025 issue of Asylum Magazine.

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Asylum Magazine (Volume 32, No 3) - Autumn 2025 - Asylum Magazine

The Autumn 2025 edition of Asylum magazine is out now. Online launch is Friday 26 September, 18:00-19:00 GMT+1. REGISTER HERE. Balmy Army: A Contact Takeover copyright Darren Robinson. Photogra...

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Maudlin House @maudlinhouse.bsky.social · Aug 14

The Letterboxd Saviour of Cinema by Chris Corker

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The Letterboxd Saviour of Cinema

I knew that one day my contributions to cinema would be recognized. After a decade of stiff backs, sore buttocks and increasingly arthritic fingers, the time has finally come. Dressed in my rented tux...

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Chris Corker @christophercorker.bsky.social · Aug 14

My short satire of user review egoism published on Maudlin House!

maudlinhouse.net/the-letterbo...

The Letterboxd Saviour of Cinema

I knew that one day my contributions to cinema would be recognized. After a decade of stiff backs, sore buttocks and increasingly arthritic fingers, the time has finally come. Dressed in my rented tux...

maudlinhouse.net

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Chris Corker @christophercorker.bsky.social · Jul 29

Another great day to be from Rotherham...

Chris Corker @christophercorker.bsky.social · Jul 17

We've had "movies made me do it" and "video games made me do it," so I guess it can't be long until we have "AI made me do it"

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Chris Corker @christophercorker.bsky.social · Jul 8

My review of the new Final Destination movie now live:
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Take Two Review: “Final Destination: Bloodlines” - Morbidly Beautiful

“Final Destination: Bloodlines” revives the franchise with nihilistic thrills, dark humor, and a fresh twist on Death’s relentless design.

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Chris Corker @christophercorker.bsky.social · May 30

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A ★★★★ review of Redline (2009)

Part Whacky Racers, part F-Zero and with a little bit of Episode 1 pod racing thrown into the mix. If Nascar was full of robots and weird aliens instead of hillbillies. Great animation, fun soundtrack...

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Chris Corker @christophercorker.bsky.social · May 26

Nice to know that builders have always had problems hiding their cracks...
(Construction of the Temple of Artemis, Octo Mundi Miracula, 1572)
#Buttreveal #Builders #Ancientworld #Mooning

Chris Corker @christophercorker.bsky.social · May 14

I hate it when it is inferred in movies that people are actually born and die. It's like, I don't want to be reminded of the hellish struggle of mortality I face every day. Or that I came out of a vagina.

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Chris Corker @christophercorker.bsky.social · May 14

Everyone one Earth: 'is it me or does this rain kind of look like saliva?'

Chris Corker @christophercorker.bsky.social · May 8

Equally outrageous!

Chris Corker @christophercorker.bsky.social · May 7

"Irreverent with a big moral heart" could be applied to Lyonne herself. That's certainly the vibe I get from her in her roles, and why I think she's great.

Chris Corker @christophercorker.bsky.social · May 7

Shocked and appalled that Role Models didn't even make the list! Man I love that movie.

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Chris Corker @christophercorker.bsky.social · May 7

Awesome. Add me to the stoked list.

Chris Corker @christophercorker.bsky.social · May 5

The first one was one of the biggest pleasant gaming surprises for me--was not on my radar but loved the humour/exploration mix. I'm pretty hyped to play this one (though Doom may have something to say about that)!

Chris Corker @christophercorker.bsky.social · May 5

As with 28 Years Later, I'd be happy if the movie was half as good as the trailer

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Chris Corker @christophercorker.bsky.social · May 5

Is it a bit extreme to say that I think people who really hammer their keyboard in public workspaces should be fired in a rocket directly into the sun?
#sharedworkspace #keyboardabuse

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Chris Corker @christophercorker.bsky.social · May 1

The pseudonym of Matthew Broderick?

Chris Corker @christophercorker.bsky.social · May 1

Stacked line-up! Looking forward to watching Tremors for probably the fifteenth time.

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Chris Corker @christophercorker.bsky.social · Apr 30

The most important thing is to keep them apart! If they joined forces no-one would be able to eat food outside again.

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Chris Corker @christophercorker.bsky.social · Apr 30

"If you squint..."?

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Chris Corker @christophercorker.bsky.social · Apr 30

My cat only accept them if he has direct access to the sun's rays - and then begrudgingly. "You have granted me light, human, and for that I shall permit minor rubbing of the tummy area"

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Chris Corker @christophercorker.bsky.social · Apr 30

There is something about crowding out a poster with text that suits horror - it lends itself to that sense of claustrophobia and an overwhelmed psyche.

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Chris Corker @christophercorker.bsky.social · Apr 30

I know its common to use older actors to play high-schoolers, but I think the Buffy series was pushing it with this "18 year-old." To be fair he's been re-assembled post-mortem, but still.
#Buffy #Howdoyoudofellowkids

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Chris Corker @christophercorker.bsky.social · Apr 30

And seagulls better watch their backs

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