christophermnor.bsky.social
@christophermnor.bsky.social
Licking their boots won't save you.
Writer. Nerd. Dog dad. 🇨🇦
Dear Hollywood, I'm begging you stop putting Jared Leto in movies! I don't care how talented he is, he is a CREEP.

People will not pay to see movies with creeps in them.

Nor Tron movies without Bruce Boxlietner.
January 22, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I keep seeing honorless petaQ's complaining that not everyone in #StarfleetAcademy is skinny.

Odd how no one ever complained about Kirk, Scotty, or Riker having a few extra pounds.

But when it's a woman, they lose their tiny minds.
January 22, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Well no, Canada isn't the socialist, paradise we'd like it to be, but compared to the methlab fire of the United States I'll take it 10 times out of 10.

And any yank has been comedian who wants to invade us may test our resolve at their peril.
January 21, 2026 at 2:21 PM
#Fallout did you mean the 'Run until you're safe Dogmeat!" Show?
January 19, 2026 at 1:09 AM
For those keeping track, the Empire is in it's 'Fiddle while Rome burns, appoint a horse to the senate' Era.

Though the actual fiddling would have been a Lyre, and may have been made up.
January 18, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Wondering if my dog gets jealous when he hears other dogs awoooing from my phone.
January 18, 2026 at 12:52 PM
I don't mind being accused of being a member of the terrorist anti-fascist organization, so long as they spell out the entire name.
January 17, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I like Dave Filoni but #Andor was awesome.

So okay, YOU don't have to make the next Andor, just let the people who want to, do their thing, and you do yours.
January 16, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Getting really tired of my phone not being able to spell. It's the one thing I need you to do consistently.
January 16, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Could there be some faults with #StarfleetAcademy Sure.

Do I care what they are?

Nope.

I throughly enjoyed it, and am looking for to getting to know the new crew.

Also, somehow I had no idea how tiny Holly Hunter is until today, but curled up reading a book in the chair is how to do it.
January 15, 2026 at 7:02 PM
After eating his lunch, treats, and a little bit of my lunch, my dog still looks at me like a Dickension child.

Hunger thy name is dog.
January 14, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I will watch the gayest film and television you can make, but I draw the line at being forced to watch Hockey.
January 14, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Science Fiction Authors, if you have an Industrial Replicator/Fabricator why can't you use it to make more of them? Surely all you'd need would be the raw materials.
January 13, 2026 at 12:44 PM
The best bet for the people of Iran is to let them deal with their government.

US intervention never goes well, just ask the million dead in Iraq.

If the US really wants to deal with garbage leaders they should invade the United States and overthrow that corrupt government.
January 13, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Just a reminder that healthcare in Ontario has been underfunded for years. Thanks Doug Ford.
January 12, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I think this needs to be said: All of the actors who were up against Indy are very talented, but if I read about any of them talking shit about him, they are dead to me.

Let the #GoodBoy have his moment.
January 12, 2026 at 1:09 AM
So I think it should be clear to anyone who's spent time reading the replies about the murder:

These people cannot be reasoned with.

They ignore the evidence that appears before their eyes.

You know what you have to do, and if you can't find the strength to do it soon it will be too late.
January 9, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Leaving aside all the rational, and moral arguments: if an ICE agent, can just straight up murder you, what's to stop people from just shooting them on sight?

If you see armed, masked, gestapo are you going to take the risk that maybe this one isn't nuts?
January 8, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Since no one actually reads the Terms of Service I doubt they can be legally enforced.
January 8, 2026 at 3:55 PM
The moment a comic starts punching down, making jokes about trans people I can't relate to them any more. Dave, Ricky.

Same with infidelity. You cheat on your partner, sorry Chris you deserve a good slap.
January 8, 2026 at 1:04 PM
USAmericans: What are we supposed to do about this government?

Liberals: Vote harder!

Or, dare I say you look to other countries for inspiration, France perhaps.
January 7, 2026 at 2:22 PM
In the Star Wars Saga Anakin Skywalker's greatest flaw is neither his anger, nor his inability to let go of his attachments, it is his commitment to individualism, leading to a lack of trust in others.

In this essay I will....
January 6, 2026 at 1:51 PM
I can't believe this was the only .gif of the Trainspotting toilet scene.
January 5, 2026 at 2:24 PM
The fact that Japan's population is in severe decline, and that Japan produces the horniest animation on Earth has to be related somehow.
January 4, 2026 at 2:29 PM
I wonder if Canada should get some nukes, you know just in case the methlab downstairs runs out of water.
January 3, 2026 at 2:41 PM