@christophermnor.bsky.social
Licking their boots won't save you.
Writer. Nerd. Dog dad. 🇨🇦
Writer. Nerd. Dog dad. 🇨🇦
Leaving aside all the rational, and moral arguments: if an ICE agent, can just straight up murder you, what's to stop people from just shooting them on sight?
If you see armed, masked, gestapo are you going to take the risk that maybe this one isn't nuts?
If you see armed, masked, gestapo are you going to take the risk that maybe this one isn't nuts?
January 8, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Leaving aside all the rational, and moral arguments: if an ICE agent, can just straight up murder you, what's to stop people from just shooting them on sight?
If you see armed, masked, gestapo are you going to take the risk that maybe this one isn't nuts?
If you see armed, masked, gestapo are you going to take the risk that maybe this one isn't nuts?
Since no one actually reads the Terms of Service I doubt they can be legally enforced.
January 8, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Since no one actually reads the Terms of Service I doubt they can be legally enforced.
The moment a comic starts punching down, making jokes about trans people I can't relate to them any more. Dave, Ricky.
Same with infidelity. You cheat on your partner, sorry Chris you deserve a good slap.
Same with infidelity. You cheat on your partner, sorry Chris you deserve a good slap.
January 8, 2026 at 1:04 PM
The moment a comic starts punching down, making jokes about trans people I can't relate to them any more. Dave, Ricky.
Same with infidelity. You cheat on your partner, sorry Chris you deserve a good slap.
Same with infidelity. You cheat on your partner, sorry Chris you deserve a good slap.
USAmericans: What are we supposed to do about this government?
Liberals: Vote harder!
Or, dare I say you look to other countries for inspiration, France perhaps.
Liberals: Vote harder!
Or, dare I say you look to other countries for inspiration, France perhaps.
January 7, 2026 at 2:22 PM
USAmericans: What are we supposed to do about this government?
Liberals: Vote harder!
Or, dare I say you look to other countries for inspiration, France perhaps.
Liberals: Vote harder!
Or, dare I say you look to other countries for inspiration, France perhaps.
In the Star Wars Saga Anakin Skywalker's greatest flaw is neither his anger, nor his inability to let go of his attachments, it is his commitment to individualism, leading to a lack of trust in others.
In this essay I will....
In this essay I will....
January 6, 2026 at 1:51 PM
In the Star Wars Saga Anakin Skywalker's greatest flaw is neither his anger, nor his inability to let go of his attachments, it is his commitment to individualism, leading to a lack of trust in others.
In this essay I will....
In this essay I will....
I can't believe this was the only .gif of the Trainspotting toilet scene.
January 5, 2026 at 2:24 PM
I can't believe this was the only .gif of the Trainspotting toilet scene.
The fact that Japan's population is in severe decline, and that Japan produces the horniest animation on Earth has to be related somehow.
January 4, 2026 at 2:29 PM
The fact that Japan's population is in severe decline, and that Japan produces the horniest animation on Earth has to be related somehow.
I wonder if Canada should get some nukes, you know just in case the methlab downstairs runs out of water.
January 3, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I wonder if Canada should get some nukes, you know just in case the methlab downstairs runs out of water.
Do you condemn the Imperial United States?
January 3, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Do you condemn the Imperial United States?
Autocorrect: Did you mean Bustard?
No! Why would I call Druggie Doug the thug Ford a heavy bodied, chiefly terrestrial bird?
You know what? I'll just stick with asshole.
No! Why would I call Druggie Doug the thug Ford a heavy bodied, chiefly terrestrial bird?
You know what? I'll just stick with asshole.
January 2, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Autocorrect: Did you mean Bustard?
No! Why would I call Druggie Doug the thug Ford a heavy bodied, chiefly terrestrial bird?
You know what? I'll just stick with asshole.
No! Why would I call Druggie Doug the thug Ford a heavy bodied, chiefly terrestrial bird?
You know what? I'll just stick with asshole.
So after rewatching Star Trek 2009, I can understand why they thought putting Kurtzman in charge of the universe was a good idea.
However, the results remain mixed.
However, the results remain mixed.
January 1, 2026 at 4:31 PM
So after rewatching Star Trek 2009, I can understand why they thought putting Kurtzman in charge of the universe was a good idea.
However, the results remain mixed.
However, the results remain mixed.
"Who would want to slaughter Jawas?"
Me. They're thieving little shits. They take your stuff and sell it back to you. Tossing them at things in The Force Unleashed was very cathartic.
Me. They're thieving little shits. They take your stuff and sell it back to you. Tossing them at things in The Force Unleashed was very cathartic.
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
"Who would want to slaughter Jawas?"
Me. They're thieving little shits. They take your stuff and sell it back to you. Tossing them at things in The Force Unleashed was very cathartic.
Me. They're thieving little shits. They take your stuff and sell it back to you. Tossing them at things in The Force Unleashed was very cathartic.
My prediction after the events of #AvengersDoomsday 50s Steve will talk to Sam:
"I don't know why my older self chose you to be Captain America; but I know why I would."
"I don't know why my older self chose you to be Captain America; but I know why I would."
December 31, 2025 at 2:10 PM
My prediction after the events of #AvengersDoomsday 50s Steve will talk to Sam:
"I don't know why my older self chose you to be Captain America; but I know why I would."
"I don't know why my older self chose you to be Captain America; but I know why I would."
The fact that Sarah Michelle Geller and Freddie Prinze Jr. Were once registered republicans disturbs me greatly because there is ZERO chance that either Buffy Summers, or Kanan Jarrus would do anything other than oppose someone like trump and his regime.
But it would mean Faith IS the good slayer.
But it would mean Faith IS the good slayer.
December 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The fact that Sarah Michelle Geller and Freddie Prinze Jr. Were once registered republicans disturbs me greatly because there is ZERO chance that either Buffy Summers, or Kanan Jarrus would do anything other than oppose someone like trump and his regime.
But it would mean Faith IS the good slayer.
But it would mean Faith IS the good slayer.
The only real criticism I have of Rian Johnson is that I will never stop pronouncing his name as Reean.
But that's his parents fault for being pretentious.
But that's his parents fault for being pretentious.
December 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The only real criticism I have of Rian Johnson is that I will never stop pronouncing his name as Reean.
But that's his parents fault for being pretentious.
But that's his parents fault for being pretentious.
Americans: Why aren't you buying our liquor?
Oh because you elected a conartist, rapist, pedophile, twice. Who keeps threatening to make us the 51st state.
You fucked around, and now you are finding out.
Oh because you elected a conartist, rapist, pedophile, twice. Who keeps threatening to make us the 51st state.
You fucked around, and now you are finding out.
December 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Americans: Why aren't you buying our liquor?
Oh because you elected a conartist, rapist, pedophile, twice. Who keeps threatening to make us the 51st state.
You fucked around, and now you are finding out.
Oh because you elected a conartist, rapist, pedophile, twice. Who keeps threatening to make us the 51st state.
You fucked around, and now you are finding out.
I love it when youtube makes me do their little surveys.
How likely are you to purchase these products (which are always from unskippable ads)
NEVER! NEVER YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS! YOU INTERRUPT ME WHEN I'M LISTENING TO MUSIC, I'LL BUY FROM YOUR COMPETITORS!
How likely are you to purchase these products (which are always from unskippable ads)
NEVER! NEVER YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS! YOU INTERRUPT ME WHEN I'M LISTENING TO MUSIC, I'LL BUY FROM YOUR COMPETITORS!
December 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I love it when youtube makes me do their little surveys.
How likely are you to purchase these products (which are always from unskippable ads)
NEVER! NEVER YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS! YOU INTERRUPT ME WHEN I'M LISTENING TO MUSIC, I'LL BUY FROM YOUR COMPETITORS!
How likely are you to purchase these products (which are always from unskippable ads)
NEVER! NEVER YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS! YOU INTERRUPT ME WHEN I'M LISTENING TO MUSIC, I'LL BUY FROM YOUR COMPETITORS!
Paul Dano should play Quentin Tarantino in a biopic someday.
December 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Paul Dano should play Quentin Tarantino in a biopic someday.
Breaking bad fans: Oh my god! Don't you hate Skylar?
*me who stopped watching after the episode with the fly*
"No?"
*me who stopped watching after the episode with the fly*
"No?"
December 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Breaking bad fans: Oh my god! Don't you hate Skylar?
*me who stopped watching after the episode with the fly*
"No?"
*me who stopped watching after the episode with the fly*
"No?"
Ugh. It's 930 and I'm already tired as hell. I don't even have children waking me up.
This is some bullshit.
Looks like I'll be channeling the Dark Side to stay awake today, and by the dark side I mean caffeine.
This is some bullshit.
Looks like I'll be channeling the Dark Side to stay awake today, and by the dark side I mean caffeine.
December 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Ugh. It's 930 and I'm already tired as hell. I don't even have children waking me up.
This is some bullshit.
Looks like I'll be channeling the Dark Side to stay awake today, and by the dark side I mean caffeine.
This is some bullshit.
Looks like I'll be channeling the Dark Side to stay awake today, and by the dark side I mean caffeine.
Note to self: name next dog Han Solo.
December 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Note to self: name next dog Han Solo.
Imagine thinking Jeffery Wright isn't going to be good as commissioner Gordon.
Congratulations on never having seen anything he's done, I guess?
Congratulations on never having seen anything he's done, I guess?
December 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Imagine thinking Jeffery Wright isn't going to be good as commissioner Gordon.
Congratulations on never having seen anything he's done, I guess?
Congratulations on never having seen anything he's done, I guess?
Thanks to GenAI I will no longer be buying new video games until I'm sure it hasn't been used anywhere in their production.
If you think this is an idle threat you should see my back catalog.
If you think this is an idle threat you should see my back catalog.
December 24, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Thanks to GenAI I will no longer be buying new video games until I'm sure it hasn't been used anywhere in their production.
If you think this is an idle threat you should see my back catalog.
If you think this is an idle threat you should see my back catalog.
"I canceled Paramount+ over the 60 minutes piece."
"I canceled Paramount+ when they canceled Colbert."
I canceled Paramount+ when they tried to turn Star Trek into Star Wars.
"I canceled Paramount+ when they canceled Colbert."
I canceled Paramount+ when they tried to turn Star Trek into Star Wars.
December 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
"I canceled Paramount+ over the 60 minutes piece."
"I canceled Paramount+ when they canceled Colbert."
I canceled Paramount+ when they tried to turn Star Trek into Star Wars.
"I canceled Paramount+ when they canceled Colbert."
I canceled Paramount+ when they tried to turn Star Trek into Star Wars.
I keep seeing all these SNL clips with Ariana Grande, and yeah she's talented as hell, not just as Galinda.
So I guess if we can all overlook that time Tom Hanks cheated on his wife, we can do it for her too.
So I guess if we can all overlook that time Tom Hanks cheated on his wife, we can do it for her too.
December 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I keep seeing all these SNL clips with Ariana Grande, and yeah she's talented as hell, not just as Galinda.
So I guess if we can all overlook that time Tom Hanks cheated on his wife, we can do it for her too.
So I guess if we can all overlook that time Tom Hanks cheated on his wife, we can do it for her too.