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Chris Woelfel
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Husband. Father. Personal account & does not represent the views of my employer. Read at your own risk. :D This is for fun.
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Please be that person. And there are plenty of people in the gym who are willing to help if you’re confused or nervous. Congrats on the new healthy habit ❤️

Signed,

A Gym Rat
Don't be the January new year gym person
December 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I didn't even notice that there was a season 3 of : To Your Eternity. Shit got real... Real fast. Now it's interesting again...
December 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Both of my teams won on Christmas. New York Knicks & Dallas Cowboys!
December 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Good win Cowboys!
December 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Good win Knicks!
December 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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🙏🏾
December 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Y'all don't want Black ppl to have reparations but have no problem electing a pedo to steal from you. Smdh

Racism is crazzzyyyyyy.
‘I Hereby Give Myself $1 Billion.’

President Donald Trump bragged about his demand that the U.S. government give him a huge payout, and said he would be the ultimate arbiter of whether he will receive the money.
December 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Time
What is a luxury that most people don’t realise is a luxury
December 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Finished Expedition 33! Amazing story. Wow. Was so unexpected... SO UNEXPECTED.
December 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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incredible that the oldest scam in the book — “look away from the greed and poor leadership that destroy your chance to make a career, it is the [blanks] that stole your job!” — still works
December 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
LETS GO KNICKS!!!!
December 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Cmon Knicks... Let's finish it
December 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
@supremetheking.bsky.social you online too much and not watching MHA. GTFO AND ONTO CRUNCHY ROLL.
December 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I ain't even gone lie...
Midoryia + Bakugo for All Might is one of the most epic moments in anime history... The non verbal communication into YOU KNOW WHAT WE GOTTA DO, WE ON THIS... ALLEY OOP FOR THE GAME WINNING JAM... AYE BRUH... LEMME TELL YOU.
December 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
They'll never make me hate BAKUGO.
December 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Everybody happy about the Chiefs not being in the playoffs while the Patriots are right back in the drivers seat as if we ain't been watching them for two decades of dominance... *sigh*
December 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Mistress of the elements, Queen of the monologue
December 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Knicks baby
December 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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What a time.....
December 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Isn’t this the whole point of capitalism?
December 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
What a ride it's been. My Hero Academia. Amazing story.
December 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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How does @theonion.com even stay in business?
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
OMG.... 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM