Enigma Ninja
@churrorx.bsky.social
It's all shits and giggles until your demons come knocking. Black Lives Matter. Every Child Matters. F*ck 🧊
How about following an insulin sliding scale in increments of 2 units?
February 9, 2026 at 12:10 PM
How about following an insulin sliding scale in increments of 2 units?
Not interested in the Super Bowl in the least. But you can be damned sure I tuned in to the halftime show. Bad Bunny was amazing.
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Not interested in the Super Bowl in the least. But you can be damned sure I tuned in to the halftime show. Bad Bunny was amazing.
I only have to complete one more of these stupid PSAP modules and then that’s it for the rest of my career. The 7-yr recertification will carry me through to retirement. Or at least that’s the plan 🤞🏼
February 5, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I only have to complete one more of these stupid PSAP modules and then that’s it for the rest of my career. The 7-yr recertification will carry me through to retirement. Or at least that’s the plan 🤞🏼
Curling is the one sport where I played better after a couple of drinks. I mean I’m pretty sure I played better. Honestly can’t remember too much.
February 5, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Curling is the one sport where I played better after a couple of drinks. I mean I’m pretty sure I played better. Honestly can’t remember too much.
February 4, 2026 at 8:18 PM
There are no good male billionaires.
In an interview with NPR, Melinda French Gates confirmed that she ended her marriage with Bill Gates because of allegations contained in the Epstein files.
February 3, 2026 at 8:06 PM
There are no good male billionaires.
Remember how a new pharaoh would order that the likeness and name of their predecessor be chiseled from all monuments and memorials so as to try to erase them from history?
Yeah. Y’all should do that in 2 years.
Yeah. Y’all should do that in 2 years.
February 3, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Remember how a new pharaoh would order that the likeness and name of their predecessor be chiseled from all monuments and memorials so as to try to erase them from history?
Yeah. Y’all should do that in 2 years.
Yeah. Y’all should do that in 2 years.
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February 3, 2026 at 10:26 AM
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Colleague: Watcha listening to?
Me (outer voice): uh, annual fire safety e-learning module
C: Ugh. So boring, right?
Me (outer voice): Ugh. Right.
…
Me (inner voice): DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS de cuando te tu-ve…
Me (outer voice): uh, annual fire safety e-learning module
C: Ugh. So boring, right?
Me (outer voice): Ugh. Right.
…
Me (inner voice): DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS de cuando te tu-ve…
February 2, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Colleague: Watcha listening to?
Me (outer voice): uh, annual fire safety e-learning module
C: Ugh. So boring, right?
Me (outer voice): Ugh. Right.
…
Me (inner voice): DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS de cuando te tu-ve…
Me (outer voice): uh, annual fire safety e-learning module
C: Ugh. So boring, right?
Me (outer voice): Ugh. Right.
…
Me (inner voice): DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS de cuando te tu-ve…
Still blasting in my AirPods while click-clacking at mah desk.
February 2, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Still blasting in my AirPods while click-clacking at mah desk.
Tout est meilleur en Français, ma chérie.
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February 2, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Tout est meilleur en Français, ma chérie.
Not me blasting Bad Bunny on the way into work this morning
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February 2, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Not me blasting Bad Bunny on the way into work this morning
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February 2, 2026 at 6:25 AM
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Tbh I haven’t been tracking it. Too lazy to set up an account 🫠.
February 1, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Tbh I haven’t been tracking it. Too lazy to set up an account 🫠.
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February 1, 2026 at 10:52 AM
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February 1, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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January 31, 2026 at 9:11 AM
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*snort-rires en Français* Les blagues de papa? Ce sont les mêmes autour du monde. Un peu trop 😂
January 31, 2026 at 9:02 AM
*snort-rires en Français* Les blagues de papa? Ce sont les mêmes autour du monde. Un peu trop 😂
January 31, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Well, this took a turn now didn’t it?
January 30, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Well, this took a turn now didn’t it?
THAT LITTLE CHIN QUIVER IS TOTALLY REAL LIFE
January 30, 2026 at 12:36 PM
THAT LITTLE CHIN QUIVER IS TOTALLY REAL LIFE
What a time to be Canadian 🇨🇦
January 30, 2026 at 12:36 PM
What a time to be Canadian 🇨🇦
Me, whenever a nurse hands me a Costco receipt-long list of meds and herbals and naturopathics and asks “are these ok with the patient’s Paxlovid”?:
a man in a grey hoodie is sitting on a couch looking at the camera
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January 30, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Me, whenever a nurse hands me a Costco receipt-long list of meds and herbals and naturopathics and asks “are these ok with the patient’s Paxlovid”?: