Cis Lesbian Grandma
@cislesbiangrandma.bsky.social
Just your basic middle age lesbian grandma pharmacist. Married 30 years to a very patient woman. Mom to 3 boys & 1 amazing granddaughter. Doodle lover (lesbian,duh) and devoted to independent pharmacy. Kinship caregiver.
“Take me to your ofrenda.”
November 4, 2025 at 8:31 AM
“Take me to your ofrenda.”
Yeah, but do YOU have a pumpkin head in the fridge of your break room?
I didn’t think so.
I didn’t think so.
October 22, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Yeah, but do YOU have a pumpkin head in the fridge of your break room?
I didn’t think so.
I didn’t think so.
I am hoping these pumpkins survive until Halloween. One year, when my boys were very little we put out their pumpkins. That same night a moose came by and ate every last bit of all 3 pumpkins. All that was left was stumps and candles. They still talk about that to this day.
How uniquely Alaskan! 😂🎃
How uniquely Alaskan! 😂🎃
October 20, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I am hoping these pumpkins survive until Halloween. One year, when my boys were very little we put out their pumpkins. That same night a moose came by and ate every last bit of all 3 pumpkins. All that was left was stumps and candles. They still talk about that to this day.
How uniquely Alaskan! 😂🎃
How uniquely Alaskan! 😂🎃
My granddaughter took inspiration from her own smile.🎃
October 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
My granddaughter took inspiration from her own smile.🎃
To everyone marching tomorrow, I’m so fucking proud of you.
a man with the words we have no kings here written on his face
ALT: a man with the words we have no kings here written on his face
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October 18, 2025 at 6:49 AM
To everyone marching tomorrow, I’m so fucking proud of you.
I gotta go buy a yellow shirt.
October 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I gotta go buy a yellow shirt.
Do I like decorating for Fall/Halloween?
I don’t know, maybe just a little.🤓
I don’t know, maybe just a little.🤓
October 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Do I like decorating for Fall/Halloween?
I don’t know, maybe just a little.🤓
I don’t know, maybe just a little.🤓
Every day I drive by this tree on the way home. And every day I think to myself that’s it’s such a pretty tree. She’s in her full autumnal glory.🍂🍁
October 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Every day I drive by this tree on the way home. And every day I think to myself that’s it’s such a pretty tree. She’s in her full autumnal glory.🍂🍁
My dog when I try to hide a pill in her treat:
October 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
My dog when I try to hide a pill in her treat:
“Sir, they are out of onion rings. You want curly fries instead?”
October 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
“Sir, they are out of onion rings. You want curly fries instead?”
“Sooooooo…..how was your day?”
October 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
“Sooooooo…..how was your day?”
Come on, people! Work with me here! Look over here! I need you all to get closer. That’s it!
Now say CANDY CORN!
Now say CANDY CORN!
October 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Come on, people! Work with me here! Look over here! I need you all to get closer. That’s it!
Now say CANDY CORN!
Now say CANDY CORN!
Who would you go straight for?
October 4, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Who would you go straight for?
It’s Chocolate Week!
#GreatBritishBakeoff
#GreatBritishBakeoff
October 4, 2025 at 4:11 AM
It’s Chocolate Week!
#GreatBritishBakeoff
#GreatBritishBakeoff
For the pharmacy geeks out there. I haven’t posted this in a while.
It’s like I always say…when in doubt add tincture of opium.
Do you still have cholera? Yes? Do you care anymore? Nit so much.
#pharmasky
It’s like I always say…when in doubt add tincture of opium.
Do you still have cholera? Yes? Do you care anymore? Nit so much.
#pharmasky
October 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
For the pharmacy geeks out there. I haven’t posted this in a while.
It’s like I always say…when in doubt add tincture of opium.
Do you still have cholera? Yes? Do you care anymore? Nit so much.
#pharmasky
It’s like I always say…when in doubt add tincture of opium.
Do you still have cholera? Yes? Do you care anymore? Nit so much.
#pharmasky
Pharmaceutical periodical from 1900. I especially love the ad for hydrogen dioxid “closed bottles do not explode.” 😬😳🤓
September 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Pharmaceutical periodical from 1900. I especially love the ad for hydrogen dioxid “closed bottles do not explode.” 😬😳🤓
Throw. The. Ball.
September 29, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Throw. The. Ball.
I’ve been on a 60’s anti war music kick. This song especially:
September 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I’ve been on a 60’s anti war music kick. This song especially:
I made this my profile pic on Twitter. Too much?😂😂
September 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I made this my profile pic on Twitter. Too much?😂😂
The Cleveland Guardians are trying to give my father a heart attack. 😳😬
September 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The Cleveland Guardians are trying to give my father a heart attack. 😳😬
What genre of music does this duo perform?
September 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
What genre of music does this duo perform?
When I am the one in my friend groups and family explaining memes and groypers? We are so fucked.
September 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
When I am the one in my friend groups and family explaining memes and groypers? We are so fucked.
I hate when a photo doesn’t do something justice. But was a pretty subset on plane hone.
August 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I hate when a photo doesn’t do something justice. But was a pretty subset on plane hone.
Took a walk by our elementary school today. They gave the cutest little garden platz every summer.
I might be watching the development for selfish interests. But I assure you, I only take a few strawberries, and only if they are going to go past ripe before anyone else can pick them.🙂
I might be watching the development for selfish interests. But I assure you, I only take a few strawberries, and only if they are going to go past ripe before anyone else can pick them.🙂
July 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Took a walk by our elementary school today. They gave the cutest little garden platz every summer.
I might be watching the development for selfish interests. But I assure you, I only take a few strawberries, and only if they are going to go past ripe before anyone else can pick them.🙂
I might be watching the development for selfish interests. But I assure you, I only take a few strawberries, and only if they are going to go past ripe before anyone else can pick them.🙂
Mr Brachiosaurus has been eyeing those nasturtiums for days. So I let him out to nibble on some.🤓
July 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Mr Brachiosaurus has been eyeing those nasturtiums for days. So I let him out to nibble on some.🤓