Bard College of Citrus
@citrusthebard.bsky.social
Call me David or Citrus! He/him.
https://linktr.ee/bardcollegeofcitrus
I compose and sing songs, I commit rights and wrongs.
I'm full of vitamin C in the first degree.
I play tabletop/card/board/video games, and use lemon-and-limeade to put out the flames.
https://linktr.ee/bardcollegeofcitrus
I compose and sing songs, I commit rights and wrongs.
I'm full of vitamin C in the first degree.
I play tabletop/card/board/video games, and use lemon-and-limeade to put out the flames.
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Frozen Paragon
Bard College of Citrus · Single · 2025 · 2 songs
open.spotify.com
You want songs about dragons? I got a song about a dragon for ya! White dragons, served cold and fresh! Get your arctic predators, right here! Enjoy "Frozen Paragon" on Spotify, Apple Music, or wherever you stream your tunes!
#dnd
#dnd
I recklessly touched
a 1978
Bugatti that's fake
a 1978
Bugatti that's fake
May 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I recklessly touched
a 1978
Bugatti that's fake
a 1978
Bugatti that's fake
One of those hyper-productive mornings. Did some blocking work for the new monthly song as well as started work on the artwork for the video/streaming releases of my Asmodeus song and my Dinner with Strahd song. Sure wish I had these energy boosts more often 😤
May 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
One of those hyper-productive mornings. Did some blocking work for the new monthly song as well as started work on the artwork for the video/streaming releases of my Asmodeus song and my Dinner with Strahd song. Sure wish I had these energy boosts more often 😤
You want songs about dragons? I got a song about a dragon for ya! White dragons, served cold and fresh! Get your arctic predators, right here! Enjoy "Frozen Paragon" on Spotify, Apple Music, or wherever you stream your tunes!
#dnd
#dnd
Frozen Paragon
Bard College of Citrus · Single · 2025 · 2 songs
open.spotify.com
April 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
You want songs about dragons? I got a song about a dragon for ya! White dragons, served cold and fresh! Get your arctic predators, right here! Enjoy "Frozen Paragon" on Spotify, Apple Music, or wherever you stream your tunes!
#dnd
#dnd
It took so long, but "Ode to the Witch Queen", my tribute to Tasha, is finally up on streaming! Enjoy it wherever you listen to music!
open.spotify.com/album/5kxwz0...
open.spotify.com/album/5kxwz0...
Ode to the Witch Queen
Bard College of Citrus · Single · 2025 · 2 songs
open.spotify.com
April 21, 2025 at 11:29 AM
It took so long, but "Ode to the Witch Queen", my tribute to Tasha, is finally up on streaming! Enjoy it wherever you listen to music!
open.spotify.com/album/5kxwz0...
open.spotify.com/album/5kxwz0...
Collecting favorite artists on this site like the fuckin infinity stones
April 2, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Collecting favorite artists on this site like the fuckin infinity stones
Reposted by Bard College of Citrus
PSA:
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
January 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
PSA:
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
Reposted by Bard College of Citrus
Mertroid Prime 4: Beyond (Nintendo, 2025)
March 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Mertroid Prime 4: Beyond (Nintendo, 2025)
It's been tumultuous but I'm so happy that I'm finally organizing things to go with a new distributor. It's slow and tedious but I'm getting there! And still doing the regular song work in the meantime, of course~
March 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
It's been tumultuous but I'm so happy that I'm finally organizing things to go with a new distributor. It's slow and tedious but I'm getting there! And still doing the regular song work in the meantime, of course~
Had no problems with my distributor Soundrop up to this point. Now I can't get into my account and there's no support, this is ridiculous.
March 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Had no problems with my distributor Soundrop up to this point. Now I can't get into my account and there's no support, this is ridiculous.
Cracked into the world of Leder Games' #Oath for the first time today. My Chancellorship got a lucky first roll after re-establishing my Supremacy Oath after turn 2. I consulted with the spirit of a massive sleeping giant and a cryptid now lives in the capitol city where he ate my soldiers. 10/10.
February 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Cracked into the world of Leder Games' #Oath for the first time today. My Chancellorship got a lucky first roll after re-establishing my Supremacy Oath after turn 2. I consulted with the spirit of a massive sleeping giant and a cryptid now lives in the capitol city where he ate my soldiers. 10/10.
THIS IS A CALLOUT POST, @ooodlesofdooodles.bsky.social
HOW DO YOU KEEP COMING UP WITH THE ABSOLUTE CRACKED CHARACTER CONCEPTS??
HOW DO YOU KEEP COMING UP WITH THE ABSOLUTE CRACKED CHARACTER CONCEPTS??
February 13, 2025 at 12:26 PM
THIS IS A CALLOUT POST, @ooodlesofdooodles.bsky.social
HOW DO YOU KEEP COMING UP WITH THE ABSOLUTE CRACKED CHARACTER CONCEPTS??
HOW DO YOU KEEP COMING UP WITH THE ABSOLUTE CRACKED CHARACTER CONCEPTS??
It's finally up on streaming! Stoking the fires of chaos is always easier with a pack of gnolls and their patron Yeenoghu on your side. Join the abyssal rager with "Ruler of the Ruin"! Enjoy!
#dnd
#dnd
Ruler of the Ruin
Bard College of Citrus · Ruler of the Ruin · Song · 2025
open.spotify.com
February 7, 2025 at 1:08 PM
It's finally up on streaming! Stoking the fires of chaos is always easier with a pack of gnolls and their patron Yeenoghu on your side. Join the abyssal rager with "Ruler of the Ruin"! Enjoy!
#dnd
#dnd
Getting some wild sponsorship offers in my email today. Should I write a song about the mysterious protein powder brand, or the heated electric bidet toilet seat? 🤔
February 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Getting some wild sponsorship offers in my email today. Should I write a song about the mysterious protein powder brand, or the heated electric bidet toilet seat? 🤔
Almost time to launch a new Yeenoghu-flavored song today! And with my campaign I'm DMing just featuring the party fighting alongside a gnoll pack lord, it's perfectly timed~
a hyena is walking through a muddy puddle of water .
Alt: A hyena is doing sick spins in a puddle on a dirt road like an absolute madlad
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Almost time to launch a new Yeenoghu-flavored song today! And with my campaign I'm DMing just featuring the party fighting alongside a gnoll pack lord, it's perfectly timed~
(me, coming out of the Magic the Gathering world into the Lorcana world): YOU CAN BUILD A FUNCTIONAL DECK FOR LIKE 7 BUCKS??
January 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
(me, coming out of the Magic the Gathering world into the Lorcana world): YOU CAN BUILD A FUNCTIONAL DECK FOR LIKE 7 BUCKS??
Starting Castlevania Nocturne finally. Aside from being cracked, it has reignited my desire to play a whip-based character. Thank you, animation team.
January 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Starting Castlevania Nocturne finally. Aside from being cracked, it has reignited my desire to play a whip-based character. Thank you, animation team.
@bloodontheclocktower.com everywhere I go, I see his face...
January 19, 2025 at 12:08 PM
@bloodontheclocktower.com everywhere I go, I see his face...
People who play Blood on the Clocktower are incredibly attractive.
Yes, Storyteller, come and wake me in the night 😍
Yes, Storyteller, come and wake me in the night 😍
January 17, 2025 at 1:27 PM
People who play Blood on the Clocktower are incredibly attractive.
Yes, Storyteller, come and wake me in the night 😍
Yes, Storyteller, come and wake me in the night 😍
The ttrpg drought has got me down, especially with the emotional investment I've got in my current games :(
January 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The ttrpg drought has got me down, especially with the emotional investment I've got in my current games :(
This is incredible, I CANNOT WAIT
Getting to read a book version of our adventure has me shaking the bars of my cage
Getting to read a book version of our adventure has me shaking the bars of my cage
I have attended a few @dndinacastle.bsky.social #dnd events and then, as a passion project, novelized our campaigns (for personal use only). I've just received book 4's physical copies today for our April game with DM Mark Meer, and it's a MONSTER in size!
December 28, 2024 at 10:11 PM
This is incredible, I CANNOT WAIT
Getting to read a book version of our adventure has me shaking the bars of my cage
Getting to read a book version of our adventure has me shaking the bars of my cage
Parson Brown, you've escaped me this year.
But someday... I WILL FIND HIM
But someday... I WILL FIND HIM
December 24, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Parson Brown, you've escaped me this year.
But someday... I WILL FIND HIM
But someday... I WILL FIND HIM
and I would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that Cotton Eye Joe
December 22, 2024 at 5:17 PM
and I would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that Cotton Eye Joe
Went to go see a special presentation of White Christmas in theaters. 2 days later, it starts snowing.
This one's for you, General Waverly. 🫡
This one's for you, General Waverly. 🫡
December 20, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Went to go see a special presentation of White Christmas in theaters. 2 days later, it starts snowing.
This one's for you, General Waverly. 🫡
This one's for you, General Waverly. 🫡
Did I really just wake up this morning and immediately start writing a novel based upon the very first game of Blood on the Clocktower I ever played?
This is the power that I wield
This is the power that I wield
December 16, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Did I really just wake up this morning and immediately start writing a novel based upon the very first game of Blood on the Clocktower I ever played?
This is the power that I wield
This is the power that I wield
Cutting okra for gumbo gets me feeling a special kind of way
December 15, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Cutting okra for gumbo gets me feeling a special kind of way