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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 3d

To clarify: If you're a (non-bandwagon) fan of the team, celebrate. Talk your smack. Enjoy the win.

But that doesn't mean the rest of us aren't rooting for your downfall next season. 😂

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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 3d

I thought everyone who wasn't a Dodgers fan was rooting for Toronto. If you actually enjoy seeing dynasties thrive, you're sick in the head.

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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 3d

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy you all the titles you want.

Good job Dodgers. You have a dynasty. But don't think for a second that you actually earned any bit of your success.

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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 4d

I'm about to eat 95 Reese's or whatever Martin Luther said.

Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 4d

Arby's is serving people squirrel ankles and calling them steak nuggets.

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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 4d

I just witnessed a child nearly murder his brother to get Milk Duds.

If you're gonna throw down over candy, at least make it something worth fighting for like Reese's Pumpkins.

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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 9d

Aaron Rodgers, much to his and RFK Jr's disapproval, has taken a lot of shots tonight.

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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 12d

The Vikings might need to call Kirk Cousins, Kirk Franklin, or Captain Kirk to play quarterback. Carson Wentz ain't it.

Reposted by Chris Hilling

Nate Patrin @natepatrin.bsky.social · 14d

50s: the Nazis were evil
60s: the Nazis were buffoons
70s: the Nazis had provocative symbolism
80s: the Nazis were a warmup for the Commies
90s: anyone you dislike is a Nazi
00s: the Nazis are a good subject for "ironic" jokes
10s: the Nazis are a good subject for less-ironic jokes
20s: uh-oh

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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 13d

The Orlando Magic season tips off tonight! If Paolo and Franz take the next step and Desmond Bane helps the three point shooting, we can make noise in a weakened East.

Beat the Heat and play the song, Orlando!

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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 16d

As much of a wet dog turd as this game has been, the Jags have a winning record headed into the bye week with the tough part of their schedule in the rearview.

I'm gonna take solace in that and enjoy the rest of my Sunday.

Learn from today and fix stuff in the bye.

Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 18d

You never go Full Cristobal.

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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 18d

Carson Beck scanning the field:

a hammerhead shark swimming in the ocean with a national geographic logo behind it

ALT: a hammerhead shark swimming in the ocean with a national geographic logo behind it

media.tenor.com

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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 18d

Better than the Full Napier experience:

a blue dumpster is on fire and smoke is coming out of it with a sign on the side that says " no smoking "

ALT: a blue dumpster is on fire and smoke is coming out of it with a sign on the side that says " no smoking "

media.tenor.com

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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 18d

That was a dope two-point play.

Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 18d

OH NO LOUISVILLE WHAT IS YOU DOING

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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 18d

Carson Beck is buns.

Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 18d

Who the heck was Carson Beck throwing that to?!

Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 26d

Cam Skattebo is what happens when the Cocaine Bear gets a football career.

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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 27d

It's almost time for #BreachTour! Can't wait to see them one last time before their hiatus.

#TwentyOnePilots #Charlotte

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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 28d

In Charlotte for a concert with my wife.

I was tempted to pour one out for @jamesdator.bsky.social and the Panthers while driving past Bank of America Stadium.

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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 28d

Jags fans, we get to enjoy a Victory Tuesday for the first time since 2011!

I might mess around, trip and fall, and stumble into success in honor of my QB today.

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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 28d

Heck yeah! I'm hyped for this team going forward.

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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 28d

You know the Jags got a big win when everyone at the Jacksonville Wal-Mart is in a GOOD mood.

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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · Sep 24

For the record, I was impressed with Erika Kirk's display of forgiveness for her husband's assailant. That deserves respect no matter your politics.

But it's not "being a Pharisee" to point out where Trump contradicts Scripture. Jesus alone gets unconditional loyalty.

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