CJ Hemp
@cjhemp.bsky.social
PGH transplant in DMV. Technology Executive. Politics, Technology, Business & Sports. #H2P Dad & Alum, VUU Dad. Full-time nerd. He/Him. 🤓 🎥 🧳✈️
So far the Dolphins DBs are doing a damn good job tackling
December 16, 2025 at 1:39 AM
So far the Dolphins DBs are doing a damn good job tackling
Mike Johnson on Trump: 🙈🙉🙊
Mike Johnson refuses to comment on Trump’s post about Rob Reiner and runs away from reporters.
December 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Mike Johnson on Trump: 🙈🙉🙊
I need to see him in a prequel to The Shining. I need more young Dick Halorin
Chalk has been into horror since a young age.
“Reading Candyman terrified me, then watching it terrified me. The fact that you could call the entity by mistake from anywhere. I was 13, and then I took a big break from reading horror stuff.”
More: www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
“Reading Candyman terrified me, then watching it terrified me. The fact that you could call the entity by mistake from anywhere. I was 13, and then I took a big break from reading horror stuff.”
More: www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
December 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I need to see him in a prequel to The Shining. I need more young Dick Halorin
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You can’t “fix” X, The Everything App by going back and posting there because the owner has this thumb on the scale of the algorithm to promote the worst ideas and people. It’s not a viable solution, you have to let it go.
Dear Bluesky liberals. Come back to Twitter. Please. PLEASE.
December 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
You can’t “fix” X, The Everything App by going back and posting there because the owner has this thumb on the scale of the algorithm to promote the worst ideas and people. It’s not a viable solution, you have to let it go.
Show me a guy who pretends to be a “man’s man” but clearly doesn’t even watch football on tv
December 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Show me a guy who pretends to be a “man’s man” but clearly doesn’t even watch football on tv
Narrator: They were friends
Scott Jennings Slams Democrats for Trying To ‘Create a Narrative That Trump Had Something to Do With Epstein’
Scott Jennings Slams Democrats for Trying To ‘Create a Narrative That Trump Had Something to Do With Epstein’
As has been well documented, Trump and Epstein were friends for years.
The post Scott Jennings Slams Democrats for Trying To ‘Create a Narrative That Trump Had Something to Do With Epstein’ first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
December 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Narrator: They were friends
Are they having trouble installing the mobile McDonald’s franchise?
US president's new Air Force One jet from Boeing delayed again reut.rs/3KZ0nLJ
US president's new Air Force One jet from Boeing delayed again
The U.S. Air Force said on Friday the delivery of the first of two new Air Force One jets from Boeing has been delayed by another year to mid-2028, the latest in a series of delays.
reut.rs
December 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Are they having trouble installing the mobile McDonald’s franchise?
Reason 1001 of why I’m glad I WfH 👨🏾💻
Fuck everyone on holiday party planning committees that didn’t do shit but took credit for it. 😒
December 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Reason 1001 of why I’m glad I WfH 👨🏾💻
How I imagined the next exchange would go:
Reporter: But you tan on affordability, and prices including healthcare are rising. How do you respond?
Trump: I was trying to win an election. Next question
Reporter: But you tan on affordability, and prices including healthcare are rising. How do you respond?
Trump: I was trying to win an election. Next question
Trump Dismisses Question About Skyrocketing Healthcare Costs: ‘You Make It Sound So Bad’
Trump Dismisses Question About Skyrocketing Healthcare Costs: ‘You Make It Sound So Bad’
On Friday, during an Oval Office bill signing ceremony that started more than two hours late, President Donald Trump dismissed a reporter’s question about skyrocketing healthcare costs, griping, “You make it sound so bad.” “At the end of this year, those extended Obamacare subsidies expire,” said a reporter. “What’s your message to those 24 million […]
The post Trump Dismisses Question About Skyrocketing Healthcare Costs: ‘You Make It Sound So Bad’ first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
December 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
How I imagined the next exchange would go:
Reporter: But you tan on affordability, and prices including healthcare are rising. How do you respond?
Trump: I was trying to win an election. Next question
Reporter: But you tan on affordability, and prices including healthcare are rising. How do you respond?
Trump: I was trying to win an election. Next question
And get money out of politics. A ton of AI cash making sure regulation does not happen
Folks, the Dem establishment must be culled. They aren't your fighters. They don't care about you. They will not champion reform.
Here's Exhibit 429
prospect.org/2025/12/12/d...
Here's Exhibit 429
prospect.org/2025/12/12/d...
Democratic Voters Are Clamoring for AI Regulation. Their Leaders Aren’t Interested. - The American Prospect
A new AI commission established by House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries includes several corporate-friendly legislators.
prospect.org
December 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
And get money out of politics. A ton of AI cash making sure regulation does not happen
Not discriminating = discriminating in the upside down world we find ourselves in
HUD is investigating the city of Boston for alleged housing discrimination, accusing officials of pushing “racial equity into every layer of operations in City government” and favoring Black and Latino residents in some programs.
HUD investigating Boston for alleged housing discrimination
The move marks an escalation in the Trump administration’s overhaul of fair housing enforcement.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Not discriminating = discriminating in the upside down world we find ourselves in
Clearly I have sexy fantasies. 😂
My secret fantasy was that they would redistrict AND still get blown out. But I never wrote it here as I still don’t trust voters have truly woken up.
AOC: We're looking that there could be a cycle where R+10 seats flip to Democrats. And so if Republicans want to draw a map that makes them more vulnerable to that, that's their decision to do that.
Raju: Do you think there will be a blue wave?
AOC: I think so.
Raju: Do you think there will be a blue wave?
AOC: I think so.
December 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Clearly I have sexy fantasies. 😂
My secret fantasy was that they would redistrict AND still get blown out. But I never wrote it here as I still don’t trust voters have truly woken up.
AOC: We're looking that there could be a cycle where R+10 seats flip to Democrats. And so if Republicans want to draw a map that makes them more vulnerable to that, that's their decision to do that.
Raju: Do you think there will be a blue wave?
AOC: I think so.
Raju: Do you think there will be a blue wave?
AOC: I think so.
December 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
My secret fantasy was that they would redistrict AND still get blown out. But I never wrote it here as I still don’t trust voters have truly woken up.
States rights… well, except for regulating AI.
Who can vote? Sure. Women’s healthcare 👍🏽 Attempt to regulate AI, and that’s a 🌉 too far
Who can vote? Sure. Women’s healthcare 👍🏽 Attempt to regulate AI, and that’s a 🌉 too far
No AI regulation will be tolerated.
Typical for this guy. SMH
Typical for this guy. SMH
Breaking news: President Trump signed an executive order directing the federal government to sue states that enact AI regulations deemed harmful to U.S. “global AI dominance,” reinforcing the White House’s industry-friendly tech stance despite pushback.
December 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
States rights… well, except for regulating AI.
Who can vote? Sure. Women’s healthcare 👍🏽 Attempt to regulate AI, and that’s a 🌉 too far
Who can vote? Sure. Women’s healthcare 👍🏽 Attempt to regulate AI, and that’s a 🌉 too far
No AI regulation will be tolerated.
Typical for this guy. SMH
Typical for this guy. SMH
Breaking news: President Trump signed an executive order directing the federal government to sue states that enact AI regulations deemed harmful to U.S. “global AI dominance,” reinforcing the White House’s industry-friendly tech stance despite pushback.
Trump defies GOP critics by signing controversial order threatening states over AI laws
Trump’s latest executive order attempts to punish states that regulate artificial intelligence technology, a policy that has triggered division in the GOP.
wapo.st
December 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
No AI regulation will be tolerated.
Typical for this guy. SMH
Typical for this guy. SMH
Please let this be the first real domino towards ending the stupid bowls and towards a true playoff
Notre Dame has announced it will not participate in a bowl game this season after being left out of the College Football Playoff.
Notre Dame, left out of playoff while Alabama and Miami get in, opts out of bowl consideration
Notre Dame has announced it will not participate in a bowl game this season after being left out of the College Football Playoff.
bit.ly
December 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Please let this be the first real domino towards ending the stupid bowls and towards a true playoff
Translation: They haven’t paid me a bribe yet
Q: Should Netflix be allowed to buy Warner Brothers?
TRUMP: That's a question. They have a very big market share. I'll be involved in that decision
TRUMP: That's a question. They have a very big market share. I'll be involved in that decision
December 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Translation: They haven’t paid me a bribe yet
The way he nodded, I knew what that meant.
If she made it through jury selection, I now want to know who didn’t.
If she made it through jury selection, I now want to know who didn’t.
When Kendrick said “You a fan. You a fan. You a fan.”
He was talking about Juror 160.
He was talking about Juror 160.
December 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The way he nodded, I knew what that meant.
If she made it through jury selection, I now want to know who didn’t.
If she made it through jury selection, I now want to know who didn’t.
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Transparently anti-democratic
Imprisoned ex-President Jair Bolsonaro has endorsed his eldest son's presidential bid, teeing up a race against Lula.
Flavio Bolsonaro enters Brazil’s 2026 presidential race with father’s nod
Imprisoned ex-President Jair Bolsonaro has endorsed his eldest son's presidential bid, teeing up a race against Lula.
bit.ly
December 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Transparently anti-democratic
People = him and his friends
Marjorie Taylor Greene Says ‘Furious’ Trump Told Her That Releasing the Epstein Files ‘Was Going to Hurt People’
Marjorie Taylor Greene Says ‘Furious’ Trump Told Her That Releasing the Epstein Files ‘Was Going to Hurt People’
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene said President Donald Trump was "furious" with her over her advocacy of the release of the Epstein files, and that doing so would "hurt people."
The post Marjorie Taylor Greene Says ‘Furious’ Trump Told Her That Releasing the Epstein Files ‘Was Going to Hurt People’ first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
December 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
People = him and his friends
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I don't know if you all have been following Somali social media accounts, especially on Insta, Twitter, and TikTok, but man, they are 🔥
HIGH-larious, A-grade level trolling of white supremacists and MAGA.
Bravo.
Tip of the kufi to you, my friends.
HIGH-larious, A-grade level trolling of white supremacists and MAGA.
Bravo.
Tip of the kufi to you, my friends.
December 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
👇🏽👇🏽
Where’s the cash?
Homan on when ICE will make its "presence really known" in the Twin Cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul: "The focus is there. It's coming."
December 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Where’s the cash?
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Also, they could use this same money to feed millions of hungry children, but they wouldn't get them the same recognition from Trump, so they don't. Pure evil.
Remember—Billionaire philanthropy is PR
$6.25B is a lot of money. It’s also only 4.1% of the $152B Michael Dell has hoarded. If Dell paid the 37% tax rate on the wealthy he'd pay $56.25B—and still have nearly $100B, more than he'd ever need
Taxation of billionaires > philanthropy from billionaires
$6.25B is a lot of money. It’s also only 4.1% of the $152B Michael Dell has hoarded. If Dell paid the 37% tax rate on the wealthy he'd pay $56.25B—and still have nearly $100B, more than he'd ever need
Taxation of billionaires > philanthropy from billionaires
December 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Also, they could use this same money to feed millions of hungry children, but they wouldn't get them the same recognition from Trump, so they don't. Pure evil.
Holy Algorithm? 😇
If you shout to an AI gospel song, you don’t have the Holy Ghost
Music fans enraged as AI-generated ‘singer’ tops the holiday charts: ‘Seriously?’
“Solomon Ray is no longer ‘the AI experiment.’ He is now the biggest new voice in gospel music – period.”
pagesix.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Holy Algorithm? 😇