Hisstopher Bones
@cjiswingingit.bsky.social
Writer and editor; latest work is editorial on "Upstate" by Stephen Pellnat. Send me a message for collaborations!
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Ash Eater
illustration by Naomi Butterfield Just as an object takes fire and is consumed, so is the world of desires consumed and destroyed after death […] It might...
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Josette Plimons consumes the dead, walks among the living, and burns in the spaces between. "Ash Eater" is a short horror story written by me, accompanied by a stunning illustration by Naomi Butterfield, and is absolutely free to read. I hope you like it! buttondown.com/ChrisMJones/...
what if I only listened to early/mid '70s Willie Nelson for the rest of the year
November 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
what if I only listened to early/mid '70s Willie Nelson for the rest of the year
Dunks, takes, puns, memes, the government doing the most evil shit I've ever seen in my life on camera, dunks, takes, puns, memes, the government doing the most evil shit I've ever seen in my life on camera, dunks, takes, puns, memes, the government doing the most evil shit I've ever seen in my life
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Dunks, takes, puns, memes, the government doing the most evil shit I've ever seen in my life on camera, dunks, takes, puns, memes, the government doing the most evil shit I've ever seen in my life on camera, dunks, takes, puns, memes, the government doing the most evil shit I've ever seen in my life
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
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Wanted to share this unused cover for John Le Carre's THE CIRCUS: LOSING CONTROL.
I wanted to evoke the look of older spy novels while creating a little intrigue and standing out on the shelf a bit. This one made it all the way thru to finished but the licensor had a change of heart (it happens!)
I wanted to evoke the look of older spy novels while creating a little intrigue and standing out on the shelf a bit. This one made it all the way thru to finished but the licensor had a change of heart (it happens!)
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Wanted to share this unused cover for John Le Carre's THE CIRCUS: LOSING CONTROL.
I wanted to evoke the look of older spy novels while creating a little intrigue and standing out on the shelf a bit. This one made it all the way thru to finished but the licensor had a change of heart (it happens!)
I wanted to evoke the look of older spy novels while creating a little intrigue and standing out on the shelf a bit. This one made it all the way thru to finished but the licensor had a change of heart (it happens!)
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From now until 12/1, everything in my shop is 15% off with the code FRIDAY.
Grab print or digital comics like The Relentless Lark, Young Offenders, and more at a discount.
Grab print or digital comics like The Relentless Lark, Young Offenders, and more at a discount.
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November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
From now until 12/1, everything in my shop is 15% off with the code FRIDAY.
Grab print or digital comics like The Relentless Lark, Young Offenders, and more at a discount.
Grab print or digital comics like The Relentless Lark, Young Offenders, and more at a discount.
Bad lyric I just heard: "nothing ever changes/just the names and faces and situations"
It sounds like......stuff changes actually
It sounds like......stuff changes actually
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Bad lyric I just heard: "nothing ever changes/just the names and faces and situations"
It sounds like......stuff changes actually
It sounds like......stuff changes actually
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I feel like it is culturally important to note that I recently played an old episode of the Simpsons on Disney+ for some kids and then a random newer episode and the kids, unprompted, were like “how come this isn’t as funny?” so it’s not just nostalgia we are correct
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I feel like it is culturally important to note that I recently played an old episode of the Simpsons on Disney+ for some kids and then a random newer episode and the kids, unprompted, were like “how come this isn’t as funny?” so it’s not just nostalgia we are correct
I've spent like 15 years understanding that even among other British fascists farage is "the racist one" so the fact that this is now a point of contention is baffling to me even as an American
“He's very good at lobbing hand grenades towards other politicians – he's not very good at receiving them."
Why has Farage struggled to shake off school racism allegations, and is there an even bigger storm brewing for Reform UK?
www.thenewsagents.co.uk/article/fara...
Why has Farage struggled to shake off school racism allegations, and is there an even bigger storm brewing for Reform UK?
www.thenewsagents.co.uk/article/fara...
Farage fails to address racism claims: ‘He’s thin-skinned, and it’s getting thinner all the time’ | The News Agents
Nigel Farage, who is facing resurfaced allegations of making racist comments at school, now says he “never directly racially abused” anyone – following a previous outright denial by Reform UK. What…
www.thenewsagents.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I've spent like 15 years understanding that even among other British fascists farage is "the racist one" so the fact that this is now a point of contention is baffling to me even as an American
This is probably at least a couple thousand dollars to look like you foraged an outfit out of the worlds most urbane dumpster
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
This is probably at least a couple thousand dollars to look like you foraged an outfit out of the worlds most urbane dumpster
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This is accurate in my experience
Case is a 24 year old kid who has been in a drug-fueled suicidal burnout for two years because his storied cyber cowboy career got taken away at 22.
He is a baby! And he's written like a grizzled Sam Spade detective!
He is a baby! And he's written like a grizzled Sam Spade detective!
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This is accurate in my experience
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Jeffrey Goldberg's editorial leadership has been a disaster for the human race
Over many interviews, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Michael Scherer about how he plans to remake America’s public-health system. Can he lead the scientific establishment he’s spent much of his life crusading against?
Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Jeffrey Goldberg's editorial leadership has been a disaster for the human race
Master of the wistful sigh
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Master of the wistful sigh
Going to start saying this to all my teacher friends
"half of teachers have a psychotic mental illness" nope that is, I'm sorry, simply not the case
November 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Going to start saying this to all my teacher friends
literally can't pick 1 song. "Beggars Banquet" is the album that's most important to me but "Sticky Fingers" and "Tattoo You" are the ones I find myself revisiting the most these days
Name your fav song by The Rolling Stones.
November 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
literally can't pick 1 song. "Beggars Banquet" is the album that's most important to me but "Sticky Fingers" and "Tattoo You" are the ones I find myself revisiting the most these days
When Mort said "I took so many antihistamines I thought I was Mr. Peanut" in family guy all those years ago I had no idea that joke was even 1% based in reality much less that it would become an irl zoomer meme
Deliriants like Benadryl can bring on terrifying hallucinations in high doses. Some Gen Z-ers are taking at least a dozen pills at a time—and challenging others to do the same.
Young People Are Tripping on Benadryl—and It’s Always a Bad Time
Deliriants like Benadryl can bring on terrifying hallucinations in high doses. Some Gen Z-ers are taking at least a dozen pills at a time—and challenging others to do the same.
wrd.cm
November 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
When Mort said "I took so many antihistamines I thought I was Mr. Peanut" in family guy all those years ago I had no idea that joke was even 1% based in reality much less that it would become an irl zoomer meme
good ass movie. watch it if u can
Now playing (11:10 AM PST):
"Killer of Sheep" (1978)
By Charles Burnett
Runtime: 80 min.
"Killer of Sheep" (1978)
By Charles Burnett
Runtime: 80 min.
November 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
good ass movie. watch it if u can
sucks to suck
Current and former Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to haunt them with the possibility of criminal prosecutions.
'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report
Current and former Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to haunt them with the possibility of criminal prosecutions.Worse still is their growing belief that the b...
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November 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
sucks to suck
Middle of Earth: Shadow of War forces one into the uncomfortable critical position of "the game actually gets quite good once the enslavement mechanics really open up"
November 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Middle of Earth: Shadow of War forces one into the uncomfortable critical position of "the game actually gets quite good once the enslavement mechanics really open up"
"'But I am extremely crazy, actually!'
'Not crazy enough,' the nurse cut him short. 'A real crazy person would try to appear a bit more circumspect.'"
--Jose Eduardo Agualusa, "A General Theory of Oblivion"
'Not crazy enough,' the nurse cut him short. 'A real crazy person would try to appear a bit more circumspect.'"
--Jose Eduardo Agualusa, "A General Theory of Oblivion"
November 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"'But I am extremely crazy, actually!'
'Not crazy enough,' the nurse cut him short. 'A real crazy person would try to appear a bit more circumspect.'"
--Jose Eduardo Agualusa, "A General Theory of Oblivion"
'Not crazy enough,' the nurse cut him short. 'A real crazy person would try to appear a bit more circumspect.'"
--Jose Eduardo Agualusa, "A General Theory of Oblivion"
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“i am tired of hearing about the Simpsons, yes even the good ones”
November 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
“i am tired of hearing about the Simpsons, yes even the good ones”
Who is Bryan Lizzo
November 22, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Who is Bryan Lizzo
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Wait, hang on
We need to get a couple of really handsome men to start a fake right-wing podcast and talk about how cool and sexy it would be if Trump gave us UBI
We can do this
We can win
We need to get a couple of really handsome men to start a fake right-wing podcast and talk about how cool and sexy it would be if Trump gave us UBI
We can do this
We can win
November 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Wait, hang on
We need to get a couple of really handsome men to start a fake right-wing podcast and talk about how cool and sexy it would be if Trump gave us UBI
We can do this
We can win
We need to get a couple of really handsome men to start a fake right-wing podcast and talk about how cool and sexy it would be if Trump gave us UBI
We can do this
We can win