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Clamhat
@clamhat.bsky.social
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CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS

EPISODE 21: The Weirdest Shower You've Ever Seen
- No, I'm serious
- Need you more than ever Bimmy
- STILL ON DISC 1 BABY INVEST NOW

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January 27, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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brembo
January 26, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS

EPISODE 20: Nanomachines? Sure Why Not
- College Football Romanticism
- Terra Finalfantasy REAL
- You thought grinding was done just because I said so last time? Fool. Idiot child

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Cover image for "Clam Stream Season 9". The background is a picture of me squatting on a rock in the middle of a stream in a forest. The picture says "CLAM 'STREAM' SEASON 9" at the top, with "stream" in quotes. Underneath that, it says in smaller text "the joke is that there is a stream in this picture". Underneath that at the bottom of the image, it says in even smaller text "you know like the water thing". Above my left shoulder it says in small text "xenogears".
January 20, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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oh my fucking god mendoza lol
January 20, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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edsbs.bsky.social
only trust your fists/police will never help you
January 20, 2026 at 3:33 AM
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Kyle Shanahan humiliation fetish theory
January 18, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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broncos in overtime
screenshot of a YouTube video titled "Mario Party 2: Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing"
January 18, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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NFL’s New Overtime Rules - First possession per team - Which comes first: score or possession - If coin flip is heads, elect to kick or receive. Same if tails, once possessions - If a field goal is kicked on first possession, team on field must acquiesce Designed by Jon. Share with your friends if you found this helpful!
January 18, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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bread
bread
January 17, 2026 at 8:21 AM
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CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS

EPISODE 19: uhhhhhhhhhhh
- I'll be perfectly honest I have no idea what we were doing
- uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
- third bullet point

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Cover image for "Clam Stream Season 9". The background is a picture of me squatting on a rock in the middle of a stream in a forest. The picture says "CLAM 'STREAM' SEASON 9" at the top, with "stream" in quotes. Underneath that, it says in smaller text "the joke is that there is a stream in this picture". Underneath that at the bottom of the image, it says in even smaller text "you know like the water thing". Above my left shoulder it says in small text "xenogears".
January 13, 2026 at 4:58 AM
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go fucking birds
January 11, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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phylan.website
[Al Michaels calling the kick return from Dark Knight Rises] would you look at that. meanwhile you got uh. Ward. how do you figure
January 11, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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CLAM STREAM presents "MOTÖRTROID" - A Metroid Prime 4 Experience

TONIGHT:
- Finale of game?
- 2026 Clamstream Agenda
- Pictures of trains, if you behave yourselves

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clamhat ready for stream. Tonight's hat: yellow corduroy snapback with an embroidered sand crab.
January 9, 2026 at 5:25 AM
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CLAM STREAM presents "MOTÖRTROID" - a Metroid Prime 4 Experience

TONIGHT:
- CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 will return, next week.
- Taco Dowler
- don't talk about going home to see your family while you're in lethal danger, how many times have we been over this

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clamhat ready for stream. Tonight's hat: salted butter
January 6, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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idc I'm already in the driveway with the engine off and it's below freezing, I'm not getting out of the car until Bill Bruford does that one china cymbal fill
Picture of a car entertainment display, the current song playing is King Crimson's "One More Red Nightmare". The picture was taken at 3:52 into the song.
January 6, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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CLAM STREAM presents "KISSING ALIENS" - A Halo Experience

TONIGHT:
- Is this halo? I love halo...
- featuring @theadosia.bsky.social @derfla.bsky.social @dukepaulus.bsky.social! Watch BOTH Streams!!
- various earworms

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clamhat ready for stream. Tonight's hat: phillies pretzel hat
January 4, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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CLAM STREAM presents "MOTÖRTROID" - A Metroid Prime 4 Experience

TONIGHT:
- Matching Wits
- I want to see my beautiful boy!!!
- Shopping lists

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clamhat ready for stream. Tonight's hat: Herr's Truck
January 2, 2026 at 5:12 AM
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CLAM STREAM PRESENTS "NEW YEARS EVE!!!"

TONIGHT:
- fishing games!
- co-streaming with @theadosia.bsky.social !! watch both streams!!!
- i'm back!!!!

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clamhat ready for stream. tonight's hat: brown baseball cap with pasta shapes embroidered on it. On top of the baseball cap is a party hat.
January 1, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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this patch is bullshit, what were they thinking
Picture of an advertisement in a Greggs' in London, showing "NEW AND IMPROVED SANDWICH RANGE"
December 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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ISEKAI'D MYSELF INTO RUNESCAPE TO WISH U A MERRY CHRISTMAS
selfie posing in front of a Christmas tree, wearing a yellow paper crown, with fingers in a V selfie reclining in front of a Christmas tree, leaning backwards with my eyes closed
December 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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please don't rob my house
clamhat.bsky.social Clamhat @clamhat.bsky.social · Dec 22
programming note: I am visiting family for the holidays, CLAM STREAM will return on new years eve (maybe)
December 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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programming note: I am visiting family for the holidays, CLAM STREAM will return on new years eve (maybe)
December 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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dog moistening
December 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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is there a word for the specific kind of visual/dialogue typo gags that h⭐r used everywhere? Because I have dozens of them living in my brain and they've been there for over 20 years and DAGRON might be the most obscure of all of them. I think about it every time in the context of dragons
December 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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CLAM STREAM presents "MOTÖRTROID" - A Metroid Prime 4 Experience

TONIGHT:
- touching lava to simulate physical warmth
- christmas! just a week away!
- Comparisons and Discourse, probably

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Clamhat ready for stream. Tonight's hat: Mechagodzilla
December 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM