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CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS

EPISODE 21: The Weirdest Shower You've Ever Seen
- No, I'm serious
- Need you more than ever Bimmy
- STILL ON DISC 1 BABY INVEST NOW

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January 27, 2026 at 5:22 AM
brembo
January 26, 2026 at 7:23 PM
CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS

EPISODE 20: Nanomachines? Sure Why Not
- College Football Romanticism
- Terra Finalfantasy REAL
- You thought grinding was done just because I said so last time? Fool. Idiot child

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January 20, 2026 at 5:20 AM
oh my fucking god mendoza lol
January 20, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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January 20, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Kyle Shanahan humiliation fetish theory
January 18, 2026 at 3:31 AM
broncos in overtime
January 18, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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January 18, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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bread
January 17, 2026 at 8:21 AM
CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 - XENOGEARS

EPISODE 19: uhhhhhhhhhhh
- I'll be perfectly honest I have no idea what we were doing
- uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
- third bullet point

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January 13, 2026 at 4:58 AM
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go fucking birds
January 11, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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[Al Michaels calling the kick return from Dark Knight Rises] would you look at that. meanwhile you got uh. Ward. how do you figure
January 11, 2026 at 4:01 AM
CLAM STREAM presents "MOTÖRTROID" - A Metroid Prime 4 Experience

TONIGHT:
- Finale of game?
- 2026 Clamstream Agenda
- Pictures of trains, if you behave yourselves

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January 9, 2026 at 5:25 AM
CLAM STREAM presents "MOTÖRTROID" - a Metroid Prime 4 Experience

TONIGHT:
- CLAM STREAM SEASON 9 will return, next week.
- Taco Dowler
- don't talk about going home to see your family while you're in lethal danger, how many times have we been over this

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January 6, 2026 at 5:09 AM
idc I'm already in the driveway with the engine off and it's below freezing, I'm not getting out of the car until Bill Bruford does that one china cymbal fill
January 6, 2026 at 2:17 AM
CLAM STREAM presents "KISSING ALIENS" - A Halo Experience

TONIGHT:
- Is this halo? I love halo...
- featuring @theadosia.bsky.social @derfla.bsky.social @dukepaulus.bsky.social! Watch BOTH Streams!!
- various earworms

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January 4, 2026 at 3:02 AM
CLAM STREAM presents "MOTÖRTROID" - A Metroid Prime 4 Experience

TONIGHT:
- Matching Wits
- I want to see my beautiful boy!!!
- Shopping lists

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January 2, 2026 at 5:12 AM
CLAM STREAM PRESENTS "NEW YEARS EVE!!!"

TONIGHT:
- fishing games!
- co-streaming with @theadosia.bsky.social !! watch both streams!!!
- i'm back!!!!

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January 1, 2026 at 4:35 AM
this patch is bullshit, what were they thinking
December 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
ISEKAI'D MYSELF INTO RUNESCAPE TO WISH U A MERRY CHRISTMAS
December 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
please don't rob my house
programming note: I am visiting family for the holidays, CLAM STREAM will return on new years eve (maybe)
December 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
programming note: I am visiting family for the holidays, CLAM STREAM will return on new years eve (maybe)
December 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
dog moistening
December 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
is there a word for the specific kind of visual/dialogue typo gags that h⭐r used everywhere? Because I have dozens of them living in my brain and they've been there for over 20 years and DAGRON might be the most obscure of all of them. I think about it every time in the context of dragons
December 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
CLAM STREAM presents "MOTÖRTROID" - A Metroid Prime 4 Experience

TONIGHT:
- touching lava to simulate physical warmth
- christmas! just a week away!
- Comparisons and Discourse, probably

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December 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM