If anything can lend the Nobel Committee credibility, it's Putin saying it has lost credibility.

Representative Buddy Carter just introduced a resolution granting Donald Trump with an entrance to Heaven.

Is that because it was sold to The National Enquirer?

the final boss of "imagine if obama did it"

This is one day prior to when Grivalja has to be sworn in.

After that, Representative Carter will introduce a resolution naming Donald Trump as "People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive."

1. During a government shutdown, they're going to spend time on something this stupid.
2. Trump is 100% going to start claiming he was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize because of this.

So they're saying Pritzker is a candidate for the next award.

You know that. And I know that. But does the President know that? I bet he doesn't.

Donald trump can still win the Nobel Peace prize if Mike Pence has the courage

Apropos of nothing in particular this morning, I've been told that, in essence, there are two things that physicians can't do at the White House medical unit: MRIs and surgeries. Virtually anything else can be done there if you have to or want to.

Dog gamn it, CNN. Learn how quotations work. Nowhere in the article do they quote Trump, or anyone, calling it a semi-annual anything. So don’t pretend his characterization was anything other than a lie.

It isn’t profitable anymore (competing against generics). There is probably a derivative of acetaminophen in development that hasn’t been linked to autism and will still have an active patent.

So, it could be a favor.

LaMelo: Sure they have rings, but how many Gen Alpha memes have they inspired?

Save that for the regular season, Shai.

Caruso’s anticipation skill is just off the charts.

I don’t get horror prequels

I don't think that's even true, particularly in newborns. My understanding was that they are just given a dum dum pop to distract them from the pain sensation.

Something that's been happening since Abraham?

My point is, you cut the cheapest part of the production you don't save much, but it has a massive impact on the product. Just like you open an office building with no furniture and walls, it isn't very useful.

My wife is an interior designer at a architectural-engineering firm. She always talks about how ask to cut her budget when they need to save money on a project and if they cut everything, it would save them 1% of the building's cost...but the building would be ugly.

Same for cutting writing cost.

I'd like to see them go after Matt Langston, like they did the employees in the Van Mater saga:

Jimmy Kimmel put together an amazing compilation of Donald Trump saying all the words from the birthday letter he wrote to his best friend Jeffrey Epstein