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Ben (he/him)
@classicsftw.bsky.social
Personal blog of a gaymer, music lover, reader, and nerd (especially about hormones). Husband to Stephen, father of Athena and Persephone 😻😻
📍Philly #TransLivesMatter

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Hey y’all, it’s been a while! I’ll be working on engaging more, and I want to learn more about you! I’ll introduce myself:
Name: Ben (he/him)
Spouse: @talltbh.bsky.social
Cats: Athena and Persephone (see header, also love dogs!)
Hobbies: video games, books, kickball, vball, lifting (beginner!)
Uh oh I’m going to become a (flirting) terror again I’ve got a feeling 🙈
February 14, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Walking into work today wishing I were here instead
February 13, 2026 at 12:06 PM
what if I posted two selfies in one day what then
February 12, 2026 at 12:06 AM
And I do 🤗
Just fyi I’m hot and you should kiss me
February 11, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Went to gym on vacation or whatever
February 11, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Go Phils etc
February 10, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Sure downhill skiers are fast but the velocity at which I begin flirting after one drink is unrivaled
February 10, 2026 at 1:18 AM
“Describe your relationship without describing your relationship”
Commercial: “what says love more than a diamond?”
@classicsftw.bsky.social: “actual love and affection”
Me: “two diamonds”
February 9, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Highly recommend appearing technologically inept so that your technologically adept spouse can troubleshoot every tech problem for your family (Stephen is also a saint so you should also get yourself one of those like follow subscribe for more life tips)
February 9, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Ahh yes time to be enraged at people having a full volume, on speaker FaceTime in the airport
February 8, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Who up and whore-knee
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Howdy, partner (Texas-themed bday fit)
February 8, 2026 at 12:21 AM
So tired on this Saturday what’re we gonna do fam (I already had one nap)
February 7, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Aaron Carter:

(rip 😔)
I want candy who’s with me
February 7, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Warning! If I don’t know you IRL and you post an AI-generated picture, it’s an unfollow from me. If I know you IRL and you do that, I’m asking you why you did it the next time I see you. Be prepared to support your argument 🤗
February 6, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Y’all, it’s really like this
February 6, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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Gender affirming care
JD Vance getting lip fillers is so fucking funny
February 5, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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If you ever want this dick you’ll stop posting AI slop “portraits” of yourself!!
February 5, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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prompting ai to do something is not a skill. nor can you take credit for the output of whatever it vomits up like you did it yourself. nobody is impressed by you.
February 5, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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FINNEAS defends sister Billie Eilish amid online backlash over her anti-ICE comments at GRAMMYs:

“Seeing a lot of very powerful old white men outraged about what my 24 year old sister said during her acceptance speech. We can literally see your names in the Epstein files.”
February 4, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I went
February 1, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Should I go to a onesie party tonight? (I do own a onesie)
January 31, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Just finished Bugonia and omg what a great movie
January 31, 2026 at 2:58 AM
The question I have is will my delivery order arrive
January 31, 2026 at 1:14 AM