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clemn't (hiatus)
@clempty.bsky.social
· Jul 21
clem / clement
36
taken
bi
london
catdad x 3
170bpm
drink?
36
taken
bi
london
catdad x 3
170bpm
drink?
No magic involved i just turned to this guy in front of his colleagues and asked "so where's your invisible fucking PO you begged for a discount on?"
He gets big man syndrome, calls the client and look at that
Result
Fucking salespeople man
He gets big man syndrome, calls the client and look at that
Result
Fucking salespeople man
And we just locked in £16k from another deal. Pushed the consultant to close it. We got it.
Fuck sake I really gotta remember how important face to face can be
Fuck sake I really gotta remember how important face to face can be
Rocked up like this
Don't need a suit if you know your shit and can make a client wet over commercials
Cheers
(£0 spent cos networking lmao)
Don't need a suit if you know your shit and can make a client wet over commercials
Cheers
(£0 spent cos networking lmao)
November 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
No magic involved i just turned to this guy in front of his colleagues and asked "so where's your invisible fucking PO you begged for a discount on?"
He gets big man syndrome, calls the client and look at that
Result
Fucking salespeople man
He gets big man syndrome, calls the client and look at that
Result
Fucking salespeople man
And we just locked in £16k from another deal. Pushed the consultant to close it. We got it.
Fuck sake I really gotta remember how important face to face can be
Fuck sake I really gotta remember how important face to face can be
Rocked up like this
Don't need a suit if you know your shit and can make a client wet over commercials
Cheers
(£0 spent cos networking lmao)
Don't need a suit if you know your shit and can make a client wet over commercials
Cheers
(£0 spent cos networking lmao)
November 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
And we just locked in £16k from another deal. Pushed the consultant to close it. We got it.
Fuck sake I really gotta remember how important face to face can be
Fuck sake I really gotta remember how important face to face can be
Rocked up like this
Don't need a suit if you know your shit and can make a client wet over commercials
Cheers
(£0 spent cos networking lmao)
Don't need a suit if you know your shit and can make a client wet over commercials
Cheers
(£0 spent cos networking lmao)
November 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Rocked up like this
Don't need a suit if you know your shit and can make a client wet over commercials
Cheers
(£0 spent cos networking lmao)
Don't need a suit if you know your shit and can make a client wet over commercials
Cheers
(£0 spent cos networking lmao)
Fucking.... wow
Damn
Fuck
And fuck
Ive got some pipeline here
Damn
Fuck
And fuck
Ive got some pipeline here
Fuckin
Getting ready to go late at work
Get a message asking me to go for a drink
Nah fam
"I have a shit hot client I'm meeting they want to hear about 2 of your vendors"
Guess we're going for a pint then
Getting ready to go late at work
Get a message asking me to go for a drink
Nah fam
"I have a shit hot client I'm meeting they want to hear about 2 of your vendors"
Guess we're going for a pint then
November 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Fucking.... wow
Damn
Fuck
And fuck
Ive got some pipeline here
Damn
Fuck
And fuck
Ive got some pipeline here
Fuckin
Getting ready to go late at work
Get a message asking me to go for a drink
Nah fam
"I have a shit hot client I'm meeting they want to hear about 2 of your vendors"
Guess we're going for a pint then
Getting ready to go late at work
Get a message asking me to go for a drink
Nah fam
"I have a shit hot client I'm meeting they want to hear about 2 of your vendors"
Guess we're going for a pint then
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Fuckin
Getting ready to go late at work
Get a message asking me to go for a drink
Nah fam
"I have a shit hot client I'm meeting they want to hear about 2 of your vendors"
Guess we're going for a pint then
Getting ready to go late at work
Get a message asking me to go for a drink
Nah fam
"I have a shit hot client I'm meeting they want to hear about 2 of your vendors"
Guess we're going for a pint then
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I had a scratch right in the middle of my last samsung phone the slightly curved and I have the EXACT same one same place on my new one
The fuck am I doing
The fuck am I doing
November 11, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I had a scratch right in the middle of my last samsung phone the slightly curved and I have the EXACT same one same place on my new one
The fuck am I doing
The fuck am I doing
9am meeting done
Smashed
New partner signed up
Boom
Smashed
New partner signed up
Boom
November 11, 2025 at 10:09 AM
9am meeting done
Smashed
New partner signed up
Boom
Smashed
New partner signed up
Boom
Having to give a 35 minute pitch while this is still raging was not the one
Why are migraines
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Having to give a 35 minute pitch while this is still raging was not the one
Why are migraines
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Why are migraines
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my cat likes to sit up on my shoulders like this while i draw
November 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
my cat likes to sit up on my shoulders like this while i draw
Oh my fuckin word
November 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Oh my fuckin word
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February 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
OH I am on fucking fire today
November 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
OH I am on fucking fire today
Meeting 4 of 5 about to being and my voice is going
Upside - every meetings hit results and positive outcomes
Finally some good fucking news
Upside - every meetings hit results and positive outcomes
Finally some good fucking news
November 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Meeting 4 of 5 about to being and my voice is going
Upside - every meetings hit results and positive outcomes
Finally some good fucking news
Upside - every meetings hit results and positive outcomes
Finally some good fucking news
Reposted by clemn't (hiatus)
God hes just so fucking GOOD
Well fucking done today America
Well fucking done today America
Mamdani: So hear me, President Trump, when I say this: to get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us.
November 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
God hes just so fucking GOOD
Well fucking done today America
Well fucking done today America
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Had to share this from twitter just because
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Had to share this from twitter just because
He really is a gigantic fucking whiny pissbaby isnt he?
I cannot wait to read the fuckers obituary
I cannot wait to read the fuckers obituary
November 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
He really is a gigantic fucking whiny pissbaby isnt he?
I cannot wait to read the fuckers obituary
I cannot wait to read the fuckers obituary
Reposted by clemn't (hiatus)
so many good pictures out there
November 5, 2025 at 8:08 AM
so many good pictures out there
ITS FUCKING NOVEMBER HOW ARE THERE MOSQUITOES?!?!
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
ITS FUCKING NOVEMBER HOW ARE THERE MOSQUITOES?!?!
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Decided I'm basically offline socially until end of March
Earliest
The scope of running a company combined with my mental health being in the fuckin bin lately has been the final say on this. And with moving house next year too?
Yeh
Local friends I'll see. Everyone else?
See you mid 2026 <3
Earliest
The scope of running a company combined with my mental health being in the fuckin bin lately has been the final say on this. And with moving house next year too?
Yeh
Local friends I'll see. Everyone else?
See you mid 2026 <3
November 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Decided I'm basically offline socially until end of March
Earliest
The scope of running a company combined with my mental health being in the fuckin bin lately has been the final say on this. And with moving house next year too?
Yeh
Local friends I'll see. Everyone else?
See you mid 2026 <3
Earliest
The scope of running a company combined with my mental health being in the fuckin bin lately has been the final say on this. And with moving house next year too?
Yeh
Local friends I'll see. Everyone else?
See you mid 2026 <3
And yet again
Networking and being good at what I fucking do is paying off
Networking and being good at what I fucking do is paying off
November 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
And yet again
Networking and being good at what I fucking do is paying off
Networking and being good at what I fucking do is paying off